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Jack Cork
Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2017 4:06 pm
by Qwerty
In need of some new chants so how about something like this for Cork.
Jack Cork had a dream, to play for Burnley
We had no money so we signed the fella on loan
We played from the back with Jay in attack
Southampton to Swansea and then he came back!
Re: Jack Cork
Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2017 4:40 pm
by Rick_Muller
the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog
Re: Jack Cork
Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2017 5:47 pm
by Devils_Advocate
Off to Everton in Jan so I wouldnt spend to much time thinking up chants
Re: Jack Cork
Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2017 7:21 pm
by Diesel
Here's one:
To the tune of 'I like to move it move it'...
I like to Cork it Cork it, I like to Cork it Cork it, I like to....Cork it.
I'm going to sing it, even if nobody else does.
Re: Jack Cork
Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2017 7:24 pm
by Im_not_Robbie_Blake
Corky, Corky, Corky, Corky,
Corky, Corky, Corky,
Corky, Corky, Corky, Corky,
Corky, Corky, Corky.
....to the tune of 'Amazing Grace', of course.
Shouldn't be too difficult!
Re: Jack Cork
Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2017 7:26 pm
by ClaretAndJew
Whatever songs are made they will be sang at 100mph and inaudible
Re: Jack Cork
Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2017 7:29 pm
by Shadeyclaret
Cork,Cork,he’s our champagne Cork.He makes a pass that’s just pure class,Jackie Jackie Cork.
Re: Jack Cork
Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2017 7:39 pm
by NRC
Saying Jackie Jackie makes him sound like a girly.... somehow
Re: Jack Cork
Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2017 7:46 pm
by pureclaret
or a magazine that was read in the dark ages with a dear doctor page that the girls at school used to read. I think it finished in the early 90s
Re: Jack Cork
Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2017 7:49 pm
by Diesel
Another one here:
Cork shoulders knees and toes, knees and toes
Cork shoulders knees and toes, knees and toes
Annnnd eyes, ears eyelids and nose...
Cork shoulders knees and toes.
This is a winner.
Re: Jack Cork
Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2017 7:51 pm
by NRC
How about Corky is a claret to the message in a bottle tune..... it’s about our level
Re: Jack Cork
Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2017 8:15 pm
by Flatline
Oh the Corky,Corky
Oh the Corky,Corky
Works even at 100mph.
Would go down well in the Cricket Field Stand,hope to hear it at the next home game.
Re: Jack Cork
Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2017 8:28 pm
by arise_sir_charge
Oh corky corky corky
Oh corky corky corky
Oh corky corky corky
Brady, Hendrick and Defour!
To the tune of okey cokey
Re: Jack Cork
Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2017 8:36 pm
by Flatline
arise_sir_charge wrote:Oh corky corky corky
Oh corky corky corky
Oh corky corky corky
Brady, Hendrick and Defour!
To the tune of okey cokey
That's my tune!
I do like the additions though.

Re: Jack Cork
Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2017 8:38 pm
by Rileybobs
Start spreading the news
I'm leaving today
I want to be a part of it
Jack Cork, Jack Cork
Re: Jack Cork
Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2017 8:46 pm
by Rick_Muller
Rileybobs wrote:Start spreading the news
I'm leaving today
I want to be a part of it
Jack Cork, Jack Cork
Just yes to this
Re: Jack Cork
Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2017 9:30 pm
by claretspice
Rick_Muller wrote:Just yes to this
Perhaps change "leaving today" to "leading the way" but other than that, this is brilliant
Re: Jack Cork
Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2017 9:45 pm
by Rick_Muller
Rileybobs wrote:Start spreading the news
I'm leaving today
I want to be a part of it
Jack Cork, Jack Cork
Start spreading the news
He’s leading the way
He wants to be a part of it
Jack Cork, Jack Cork
Re: Jack Cork
Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2017 9:49 pm
by Burnley loyal
Brilliant
Re: Jack Cork
Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2017 9:52 pm
by Rick_Muller
Let get it going away on Saturday then - being one of their old boys too

Re: Jack Cork
Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2017 10:15 pm
by Quickenthetempo
What about the 2nd line being
'He's playing today'
Re: Jack Cork
Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2017 10:20 pm
by Pstotto
With the knife of Defour
And the bottle of Cork
I got BURNLEY
Goin' around my brain...
I Got BURNLEY
Goin' around my brain...
(Dillinger)
Re: Jack Cork
Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2017 10:29 pm
by Funkydrummer
I am sure some of you wordsmiths out there could come up with something based on the
Coke ad and it being the real thing.
Re: Jack Cork
Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2017 10:33 pm
by brigante
Jack jack jack coooork
Jack ja ja ja jack jack coooork
To the tune of jack your body, obviously. Would even benefit from getting progressively faster.
Re: Jack Cork
Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2017 10:37 pm
by Rick_Muller
Funkydrummer wrote:I am sure some of you wordsmiths out there could come up with something based on the
Coke ad and it being the real thing.
Coke ad...
I'd like to teach the world to sing
In perfect harmony
I'd like to buy the world a Coke
And keep it company
That's the real thing.
How about...
Sean Dyche has taught the lads to play
In perfect harmony
With Hendrick, Brady and Jack Cork
Tarkowski and Ben Mee
We’re the real thing...
Re: Jack Cork
Posted: Wed Nov 01, 2017 10:44 pm
by Funkydrummer
That's very good, I must admit. Got a swing to it too.
Could be on to something here, me thinks.
Can't be sung too quickly either.

Re: Jack Cork
Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2017 12:01 am
by what_no_pies
Rileybobs wrote:Start spreading the news
I'm leaving today
I want to be a part of it
Jack Cork, Jack Cork
Yes!
Re: Jack Cork
Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2017 8:19 am
by Craigyp01
Rick_Muller wrote:Start spreading the news
He’s leading the way
He wants to be a part of it
Jack Cork, Jack Cork
What about...
In Claret and Blue
Showing you how to play
Right at the very heart of it
Jack Cork, Jack Cork
Re: Jack Cork
Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2017 8:34 am
by Rick_Muller
Craigyp01 wrote:What about...
In Claret and Blue
Showing you how to play
Right at the very heart of it
Jack Cork, Jack Cork
Like it, but second line doesn't roll as much - perhaps just
Show you how to play - just got to get it sung on Saturday now

Re: Jack Cork
Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2017 10:19 am
by Sleeping Cat
Taking a similar approach to RileyBobs but with Empire State of Mind
Oh Jack Cork
Plays on the turf where dreams are made of
There's nothing we can't do
Now we've got Jack Cork
His passing will make you feel brand new
Big tackles inspire you
Let's hear it for Jack Cork, Jack Cork, Jack Cork
Re: Jack Cork
Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2017 12:54 pm
by NRC
on which claret planet do some of you lot think the CFS mob could get their collective heads around that!
Re: Jack Cork
Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2017 4:21 pm
by Woodleyclaret
A better holding midfield player than Henderson and worthy of a cap.But we have the five minute wonder Winks getting to benefit from the Spurs bias in Southgates head .This is depite Jack having far more Premier league experience over a number years