I'd be more concerned that after having to touch the germ infested taps and soap dispensers I then have to spray germs everywhere with the hand dryer whilst trying to get my hands dry. Once this is complete, usually I have to then go on and touch a door handle to exit the toilets, which is also infested with all sorts of faecal matter and urine from those who don't even attempt to wash their hands properly.

I've thought about this far too much haven't I...?

But 86% can spell their.

BigChaCha wrote:I make sure I do not touch door handles ect. I have it down to a fine art now lol.

Whilst I am waiting for a delivery man and am bored can I turn this into a bad spelling / grammar thread? ect isn't spelt ect

Just carry a small bottle of hand sanitizer whenever you go out.

Rick_Muller wrote:I'd be more concerned that after having to touch the germ infested taps and soap dispensers I then have to spray germs everywhere with the hand dryer whilst trying to get my hands dry. Once this is complete, usually I have to then go on and touch a door handle to exit the toilets, which is also infested with all sorts of faecal matter and urine from those who don't even attempt to wash their hands properly.

I've thought about this far too much haven't I...?

Do you know what the dirtiest thing is, in restaurants? The menus.

BigChaCha wrote:Do you mean ''I'm bored'' ... not am bored?

BigChaCha wrote:Do you mean ''I'm bored'' ... not am bored?

BigChaCha wrote:I was in a McDonalds in Spain last week and went into the loo. Once inside while using the urinal I could hear a bloke in the cubical baking a log and grunting loud enough to break a decibel meter!

While washing my hands he walked straight past me without washing his hands and the guy who was British walked outside, stroked his beard, ruffled his son's hair, grabbed a fry from his son and held his wife's hand all with his fecal covered fingers!

I'd say that from my experience of public toilets (not in a George Michael way!) that about 85% of guy's peeing don't wash their hands and about 50% of poopers don't bother!

And this is before I go on about all the inappropriate sex allegations we are seeing atm.
What is wrong with the male race?

houseboy wrote:Don't know about you mate but I use toilet paper, not my fingers. It's about time the world stopped bashing men. The politically correct, hygiene obsessed, feminising men of this world should wake up to the fact that if we don't start arguing back we will be relegated to second class citizens. If men have treated women badly in the past that is wrong but it wasn't me, I wasn't to blame and I'm not going to be punished for it. Pointless man bashing posts like this don't help. As for the allegations of sex abuse if an assault has taken place it must be punished but are we heading towards a society where 'trying it on' is going to become a crime? Are we soon going to have to get a woman to sign a contract before sex can occur? I'm sick of endless processions of women being given airtime on TV to express their dislike of male behaviour and being supported by men who think it is 'inappropriate' to do almost anything male whilst it is considered wrong for men to do the same.
I believe strongly in equality of sex, race and religion and always have but the pendulum has swung so much in the other direction now I'm beginning to re-think my stance. What the hell has happened to masculinity? Even kids in school now are having the whole idea of healthy competition sucked out of them before they even start life as an adult. I despair, I really do.

Rant over!

Falcon wrote:Oh do stop playing the victim. Second class citizens, don't make me laugh. We're (assuming you are like me white and male) still by far the best demographic to be in.

Falcon wrote:Oh do stop playing the victim. Second class citizens, don't make me laugh. We're (assuming you are like me white and male) still by far the best demographic to be in.

ClaretinMyBlood wrote:I love this topic.
More so when arguing with a woman.
They complain if I don't wash my hands after a whizz... But I never see them sanitize it before putting it in their mouth.

ClaretinMyBlood wrote:I love this topic.
More so when arguing with a woman.
They complain if I don't wash my hands after a whizz... But I never see them sanitize it before putting it in their mouth.

houseboy wrote:Rant over!

houseboy wrote:Don't know about you mate but I use toilet paper, not my fingers. It's about time the world stopped bashing men. The politically correct, hygiene obsessed, feminising men of this world should wake up to the fact that if we don't start arguing back we will be relegated to second class citizens. If men have treated women badly in the past that is wrong but it wasn't me, I wasn't to blame and I'm not going to be punished for it. Pointless man bashing posts like this don't help. As for the allegations of sex abuse if an assault has taken place it must be punished but are we heading towards a society where 'trying it on' is going to become a crime? Are we soon going to have to get a woman to sign a contract before sex can occur? I'm sick of endless processions of women being given airtime on TV to express their dislike of male behaviour and being supported by men who think it is 'inappropriate' to do almost anything male whilst it is considered wrong for men to do the same.
I believe strongly in equality of sex, race and religion and always have but the pendulum has swung so much in the other direction now I'm beginning to re-think my stance. What the hell has happened to masculinity? Even kids in school now are having the whole idea of healthy competition sucked out of them before they even start life as an adult. I despair, I really do.

Rant over!

BigChaCha wrote:I was in a McDonalds

BigChaCha wrote:I was in a McDonalds in Spain last week and went into the loo. Once inside while using the urinal I could hear a bloke in the cubical baking a log and grunting loud enough to break a decibel meter!

While washing my hands he walked straight past me without washing his hands and the guy who was British walked outside, stroked his beard, ruffled his son's hair, grabbed a fry from his son and held his wife's hand all with his fecal covered fingers!

I'd say that from my experience of public toilets (not in a George Michael way!) that about 85% of guy's peeing don't wash their hands and about 50% of poopers don't bother!

And this is before I go on about all the inappropriate sex allegations we are seeing atm.
What is wrong with the male race?

ClaretEngineer wrote:

Original Source Mint shower gel is bad enough never mind having you're todger scrubbed with hand sanitizer!

Sidney1st wrote:I got an interesting message from the bird a few weeks back.

She'd used my original mint shower gel...
Didn't like the way it made her lady bits tingle down there

houseboy wrote:Are we soon going to have to get a woman to sign a contract before sex can occur?

Hipper wrote:Effectively that's what I do when I give her the money.

Sidney1st wrote:I got an interesting message from the bird a few weeks back.

She'd used my original mint shower gel...
Didn't like the way it made her lady bits tingle down there

houseboy wrote:Wrong, I'm not playing the victim, I just don't want to be one. As far as demographics are concerned I agree with Jeremy Clarkson, 'To be born male and Italian is to win the lottery of life'.
By the way your politically correct slip is showing. Don't get too upset. It's just a view and all are entitled to one.

Sidney1st wrote:I got an interesting message from the bird a few weeks back.

She'd used my original mint shower gel...
Didn't like the way it made her lady bits tingle down there

ClaretEngineer wrote:I once gave the old chap a going over with the Mach 3 and some mint shaving foam. Now THAT was an experience to behold!

tim_noone wrote:Isn't incest outlawed in the uk??

4:20 wrote:One of surprise pleasures, shaking hands and realising you've got a drop of wee on your forefinger.

ClaretEngineer wrote:Nah not a patch on listening to the commotion from a colleague when they go to the toilet after I’ve just laid cable.

No sweeter sound

BigChaCha wrote:
I make sure I do not touch door handles ect. I have it down to a fine art now lol.

69 WALLOP wrote:How do you pull a door open then?

TractorFace wrote:You were actually being serious? To be honest: Your post is the best example of 'belming into the void' I've seen in ages.

Falcon wrote:Is that the level of debate nowadays? Saying someone is 'upset' and that their politically correct slip is showing (whatever that means). Great stuff.

Falcon wrote:Is that the level of debate nowadays? Saying someone is 'upset' and that their politically correct slip is showing (whatever that means). Great stuff.

Foshiznik wrote:To be fair, your response of “stop playing the victim” was hardly original.