Porsche 911 parking in Cricket Field car park.

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Porsche 911 parking in Cricket Field car park.

Post by ashtonlongsider » Sun Nov 26, 2017 6:28 pm

To the white Porsche 911 driver blocking the exit to the Cricket Field car park. Many thanks for your ignorance. Your parking caused extreme difficulty in exiting the car park and my wife has just walked in now after being blocked in for the best part of an hour after the match. Once again thanks.

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Post by RalphCoatesComb » Sun Nov 26, 2017 6:30 pm

Sorry, I won't do it again ;)

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Re: Porsche 911 parking in Cricket Field car park.

Post by Stevie2112 » Sun Nov 26, 2017 6:32 pm

There were two 911 parked on the cricket field

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Re: Porsche 911 parking in Cricket Field car park.

Post by Steve1956 » Sun Nov 26, 2017 6:34 pm

Dyche was late arriving and had to dump his motor there,are you going to bollock him or just let it lie?

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Re: Porsche 911 parking in Cricket Field car park.

Post by Stevie2112 » Sun Nov 26, 2017 6:36 pm

Dyche has a BMW

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Post by Quickenthetempo » Sun Nov 26, 2017 6:36 pm

ashtonlongsider wrote:To the white Porsche 911 driver blocking the exit to the Cricket Field car park. Many thanks for your ignorance. Your parking caused extreme difficulty in exiting the car park and my wife has just walked in now after being blocked in for the best part of an hour after the match. Once again thanks.
You might want to complain to the steward of Burnley cricket club who advise people where to park and take the queens shilling for the trouble.
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Re: Porsche 911 parking in Cricket Field car park.

Post by Steve1956 » Sun Nov 26, 2017 6:37 pm

Stevie2112 wrote:Dyche has a BMW
:lol:

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Re: Porsche 911 parking in Cricket Field car park.

Post by gawthorpe_view » Sun Nov 26, 2017 6:37 pm

Sean Dyche drives a Range Rover.

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Post by happyclaret17 » Sun Nov 26, 2017 6:39 pm

sean Dyche walks on water.

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Post by cblantfanclub » Sun Nov 26, 2017 6:40 pm

Can't see a 911 driver reading this board. It's too smart.

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Post by Diesel » Sun Nov 26, 2017 6:41 pm

Big gay, wife lover alert.

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Post by pushpinpussy » Sun Nov 26, 2017 6:42 pm

to the 911 driver. the way you pulled in made me wish your dad had pulled out

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Post by Vegas Claret » Sun Nov 26, 2017 6:43 pm

it was probably Lee Masons

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Post by cricketfieldclarets » Sun Nov 26, 2017 6:59 pm

Must have nipped for a shag. :D
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Post by Smallpaul » Sun Nov 26, 2017 7:04 pm

CRINGE

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Re: Porsche 911 parking in Cricket Field car park.

Post by Leisure » Sun Nov 26, 2017 7:23 pm

Can't see how that is blocking the entrance, unless everyone else hasn't got a steering wheel!
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Re: Porsche 911 parking in Cricket Field car park.

Post by gawthorpe_view » Sun Nov 26, 2017 7:27 pm

Sticker inside the front windscreen says Arsenal Badge Holder I think.

Edit Annual not Arsenal
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Re: Porsche 911 parking in Cricket Field car park.

Post by starting_11 » Sun Nov 26, 2017 7:27 pm

Is this the usual "someone has a better car than me because they're not a ******* peasant so im going to whinge anythin I can about it thread"?
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Post by 7decades » Sun Nov 26, 2017 8:08 pm

Sean Dyche does not drive a BMW or a Land Rover, he drives BFC forward, not Neverton. Viva Dychio

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Post by hampsteadclaret » Sun Nov 26, 2017 8:17 pm

The car owner will not see the OP because he lives in Highgate, Hampstead, Radlett somewhere like that..
I thought car park staff/stewards sorted stuff like this out?

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Post by Ooogeorgeorgeoghani » Sun Nov 26, 2017 8:52 pm

Car says yes number plate says tool

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Post by Archie Claret » Sun Nov 26, 2017 8:57 pm

If it was Mason’s he would have happily left it closer than 10 yards from the gate....
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Post by BarstewardsEnquiry » Sun Nov 26, 2017 9:34 pm

Sean Dyche drives a magic carpet :roll:

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Re: Porsche 911 parking in Cricket Field car park.

Post by gandhisflipflop » Sun Nov 26, 2017 9:59 pm

Yeah I'm sure the driver is reading this forum....

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Post by tim_noone » Sun Nov 26, 2017 10:06 pm

ashtonlongsider wrote:To the white Porsche 911 driver blocking the exit to the Cricket Field car park. Many thanks for your ignorance. Your parking caused extreme difficulty in exiting the car park and my wife has just walked in now after being blocked in for the best part of an hour after the match. Once again thanks.
If you believe that you'll believe anything! :roll:
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Post by Inchy » Sun Nov 26, 2017 10:13 pm

starting_11 wrote:Is this the usual "someone has a better car than me because they're not a ******* peasant so im going to whinge anythin I can about it thread"?

Are you the guy that started the thread with Dyche photoshopped on a Everton managers head?

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Post by cricketfieldclarets » Sun Nov 26, 2017 10:52 pm

tim_noone wrote:If you believe that you'll believe anything! :roll:
:lol: :lol:

Shes only walking funny because how long she had to stand around. :shock:

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Re: Porsche 911 parking in Cricket Field car park.

Post by cricketfieldclarets » Sun Nov 26, 2017 10:53 pm

She probably went for a ride judging by the reg...

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Re: Porsche 911 parking in Cricket Field car park.

Post by JohnMac » Sun Nov 26, 2017 11:17 pm

If she can't get through that gap she probably needs to spend some time retraining.

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