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Porsche 911 parking in Cricket Field car park.
Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2017 6:28 pm
by ashtonlongsider
To the white Porsche 911 driver blocking the exit to the Cricket Field car park. Many thanks for your ignorance. Your parking caused extreme difficulty in exiting the car park and my wife has just walked in now after being blocked in for the best part of an hour after the match. Once again thanks.
Re: Porsche 911 parking in Cricket Field car park.
Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2017 6:30 pm
by RalphCoatesComb
Sorry, I won't do it again
Re: Porsche 911 parking in Cricket Field car park.
Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2017 6:32 pm
by Stevie2112
There were two 911 parked on the cricket field
Re: Porsche 911 parking in Cricket Field car park.
Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2017 6:34 pm
by Steve1956
Dyche was late arriving and had to dump his motor there,are you going to bollock him or just let it lie?
Re: Porsche 911 parking in Cricket Field car park.
Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2017 6:36 pm
by Stevie2112
Dyche has a BMW
Re: Porsche 911 parking in Cricket Field car park.
Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2017 6:36 pm
by Quickenthetempo
ashtonlongsider wrote:To the white Porsche 911 driver blocking the exit to the Cricket Field car park. Many thanks for your ignorance. Your parking caused extreme difficulty in exiting the car park and my wife has just walked in now after being blocked in for the best part of an hour after the match. Once again thanks.
You might want to complain to the steward of Burnley cricket club who advise people where to park and take the queens shilling for the trouble.
Re: Porsche 911 parking in Cricket Field car park.
Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2017 6:37 pm
by Steve1956
Stevie2112 wrote:Dyche has a BMW
Re: Porsche 911 parking in Cricket Field car park.
Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2017 6:37 pm
by gawthorpe_view
Sean Dyche drives a Range Rover.
Re: Porsche 911 parking in Cricket Field car park.
Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2017 6:39 pm
by happyclaret17
sean Dyche walks on water.
Re: Porsche 911 parking in Cricket Field car park.
Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2017 6:40 pm
by cblantfanclub
Can't see a 911 driver reading this board. It's too smart.
Re: Porsche 911 parking in Cricket Field car park.
Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2017 6:41 pm
by Diesel
Big gay, wife lover alert.
Re: Porsche 911 parking in Cricket Field car park.
Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2017 6:42 pm
by pushpinpussy
to the 911 driver. the way you pulled in made me wish your dad had pulled out
Re: Porsche 911 parking in Cricket Field car park.
Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2017 6:43 pm
by Vegas Claret
it was probably Lee Masons
Re: Porsche 911 parking in Cricket Field car park.
Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2017 6:59 pm
by cricketfieldclarets
Must have nipped for a shag.
Re: Porsche 911 parking in Cricket Field car park.
Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2017 7:04 pm
by Smallpaul
CRINGE
Re: Porsche 911 parking in Cricket Field car park.
Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2017 7:23 pm
by Leisure
Can't see how that is blocking the entrance, unless everyone else hasn't got a steering wheel!
Re: Porsche 911 parking in Cricket Field car park.
Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2017 7:27 pm
by gawthorpe_view
Sticker inside the front windscreen says Arsenal Badge Holder I think.
Edit Annual not Arsenal
Re: Porsche 911 parking in Cricket Field car park.
Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2017 7:27 pm
by starting_11
Is this the usual "someone has a better car than me because they're not a ******* peasant so im going to whinge anythin I can about it thread"?
Re: Porsche 911 parking in Cricket Field car park.
Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2017 8:08 pm
by 7decades
Sean Dyche does not drive a BMW or a Land Rover, he drives BFC forward, not Neverton. Viva Dychio
Re: Porsche 911 parking in Cricket Field car park.
Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2017 8:17 pm
by hampsteadclaret
The car owner will not see the OP because he lives in Highgate, Hampstead, Radlett somewhere like that..
I thought car park staff/stewards sorted stuff like this out?
Re: Porsche 911 parking in Cricket Field car park.
Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2017 8:52 pm
by Ooogeorgeorgeoghani
Car says yes number plate says tool
Re: Porsche 911 parking in Cricket Field car park.
Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2017 8:57 pm
by Archie Claret
If it was Mason’s he would have happily left it closer than 10 yards from the gate....
Re: Porsche 911 parking in Cricket Field car park.
Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2017 9:34 pm
by BarstewardsEnquiry
Sean Dyche drives a magic carpet
Re: Porsche 911 parking in Cricket Field car park.
Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2017 9:59 pm
by gandhisflipflop
Yeah I'm sure the driver is reading this forum....
Re: Porsche 911 parking in Cricket Field car park.
Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2017 10:06 pm
by tim_noone
ashtonlongsider wrote:To the white Porsche 911 driver blocking the exit to the Cricket Field car park. Many thanks for your ignorance. Your parking caused extreme difficulty in exiting the car park and my wife has just walked in now after being blocked in for the best part of an hour after the match. Once again thanks.
If you believe that you'll believe anything!
Re: Porsche 911 parking in Cricket Field car park.
Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2017 10:13 pm
by Inchy
starting_11 wrote:Is this the usual "someone has a better car than me because they're not a ******* peasant so im going to whinge anythin I can about it thread"?
Are you the guy that started the thread with Dyche photoshopped on a Everton managers head?
Re: Porsche 911 parking in Cricket Field car park.
Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2017 10:52 pm
by cricketfieldclarets
Re: Porsche 911 parking in Cricket Field car park.
Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2017 10:53 pm
by cricketfieldclarets
She probably went for a ride judging by the reg...
Re: Porsche 911 parking in Cricket Field car park.
Posted: Sun Nov 26, 2017 11:17 pm
by JohnMac
If she can't get through that gap she probably needs to spend some time retraining.
