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Flintoff is a Flat Earther
Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 10:33 am
by UpTheBeehole
FLAT EARTH FREDDIE England Ashes hero Andrew ‘Freddie’ Flintoff is convinced by the controversial Flat Earth theory
The cricket legend insisted there was 'evidence to suggest the world isn’t round'
ENGLAND Ashes hero Andrew “Freddie” Flintoff is convinced the world is flat.
Freddie, 39, is hooked on a podcast called The Flat Earthers where conspiracy theorists accuse Disney of peddling lies about the planet’s shape.
Freddie, who inspired England to victory in the 2005 series, insisted there was “evidence to suggest the world isn’t round”.
He said: “If you’re in a helicopter and you hover why does the Earth not come to you if it’s round?
“Why, if we’re hurtling through space, why would water stay still? Why is it not wobbling? Also if you fire a laser about 16 miles, if the world was curved, you shouldn’t be able to see it but you can.”
The BBC Radio 5 live presenter has discussed visiting The Flat Earth International Conference in North Carolina next year with co-host Robbie Savage, 43.
But he admitted he does not believe Earth is totally flat, instead claiming it was “bulbous, like a turnip”.
He said: “The middle is the North Pole, around the outside is the South Pole which is like a big wall of ice.
"This is why all governments now have bases on the South Pole.”
https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/4986857/ ... acy-group/
Does anyone on Up The Clarets believe the earth is flat, like Andrew Flintoff?
Re: Flintoff is a Flat Earther
Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 10:37 am
by UpTheBeehole
Where he says the "The middle is the North Pole, around the outside is the South Pole which is like a big wall of ice"
He thinks the world looks like that
Re: Flintoff is a Flat Earther
Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 10:38 am
by happyclaret17
he is also a p.n.e fan....enough said.
Re: Flintoff is a Flat Earther
Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 10:39 am
by UpTheBeehole
happyclaret17 wrote:he is also a p.n.e fan....enough said.
Maybe someone needs to explain to him the concept of the 'North' bit in Preston North End.
Re: Flintoff is a Flat Earther
Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 10:43 am
by Steve-Harpers-perm
Flintoff is like Morceombe’s manager ask him one question then he won’t shut up. Great cricket player terrible pundit.
Re: Flintoff is a Flat Earther
Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 10:46 am
by BleedingClaret
I was scoffing at this,
Guffawing
Then this blew my mind
Flintoff - "He said: “If you’re in a helicopter and you hover why does the Earth not come to you if it’s round?
I'm like, F@ck, and even though I sort of know the answer, I can't get my head round it........
Something to contemplate on the coach to Bournemouth.....
Is the earth just a googly thrown by one of the Gods
Re: Flintoff is a Flat Earther
Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 10:54 am
by Rick_Muller
You can’t argue with idiots, they bring you down to their level and win with experience
Re: Flintoff is a Flat Earther
Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 10:55 am
by Tall Paul
lol
Re: Flintoff is a Flat Earther
Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 11:16 am
by Hendrickxz
Pah! Load of nonsense. Everyone knows its a disc balanced on the backs of four elephants who in turn are standing on the back of a giant turtle! Anything else is just fiction....

Re: Flintoff is a Flat Earther
Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 11:20 am
by mickleoverclaret
The bloke is an absolute moon man.
Re: Flintoff is a Flat Earther
Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 11:28 am
by Quickenthetempo
To be honest 99% of people only believe the earth is round because that's what we have been taught at school.
Re: Flintoff is a Flat Earther
Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 11:35 am
by Rick_Muller
Quickenthetempo wrote:To be honest 99% of people only believe the earth is round because that's what we have been taught at school.
Careful, you'll get people who might start to think for themselves...

Re: Flintoff is a Flat Earther
Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 11:56 am
by Sidney1st
I thought he was a City fan?
Re: Flintoff is a Flat Earther
Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 12:00 pm
by Quickenthetempo
Rick_Muller wrote:Careful, you'll get people who might start to think for themselves...

So you're a conspiracy theorist now are you? I see.
Thinking for yourself. Tut
Re: Flintoff is a Flat Earther
Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 12:05 pm
by box_of_frogs
BleedingClaret wrote:
Flintoff - "He said: “If you’re in a helicopter and you hover why does the Earth not come to you if it’s round?
A helicopter will be using reference points (trees, buildings etc) for his hover so that he doesn't crash. Those reference points are moving in tune with the Earth's spin, so the helicopter is in fact moving too.
And some probably complicated physics too....
Re: Flintoff is a Flat Earther
Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 12:15 pm
by FactualFrank
I have a question. Is he on the prick list?

Re: Flintoff is a Flat Earther
Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 12:22 pm
by Sutton-Claret
Re: Flintoff is a Flat Earther
Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 12:23 pm
by Imploding Turtle
Re: Flintoff is a Flat Earther
Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 12:23 pm
by Tall Paul
How can they? It's a giant wall of ice.
Re: Flintoff is a Flat Earther
Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 12:25 pm
by Tall Paul
Imploding Turtle wrote:

Re: Flintoff is a Flat Earther
Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 12:30 pm
by UpTheBeehole
Tall Paul wrote:
Haha, so the sun orbits the north pole?
Is it trapped by the two magnetic poles, and can't go anywhere else other than the equator?
Is that why there isn't life on other planets, because we keep the sun all to ourselves?
Haha, what crackpots
Re: Flintoff is a Flat Earther
Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 12:43 pm
by ChrisG
UpTheBeehole wrote:Haha, so the sun orbits the north pole?
Is it trapped by the two magnetic poles, and can't go anywhere else other than the equator?
Is that why there isn't life on other planets, because we keep the sun all to ourselves?
Haha, what crackpots
Not to mention the total lightness/darkness period each pole experiences every 6 months or so
Re: Flintoff is a Flat Earther
Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 12:43 pm
by Imploding Turtle
Tall Paul wrote:How can they? It's a giant wall of ice.
Not anymore. Viserion brought some of it down.
Re: Flintoff is a Flat Earther
Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 12:45 pm
by UpTheBeehole
Imploding Turtle wrote:Not anymore. Viserion brought some of it down.
SPOILER
Re: Flintoff is a Flat Earther
Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 12:45 pm
by Imploding Turtle
ChrisG wrote:Not to mention the total lightness/darkness period each pole experiences every 6 months or so
Apparently only the north pole has that. Tall Paul's gif says the south pole experiences normal days/night periods.
Re: Flintoff is a Flat Earther
Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 12:47 pm
by ClaretinMyBlood
If the earth is flat, is David Unsworth still round?
Re: Flintoff is a Flat Earther
Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 12:49 pm
by 50 shades of Grey
I mean, honestly, does this mean all those 'round the world' posh yachting types like Ellen MacArthur have been lying to us common plebs all along ? they haven't been circumnavigating the globe at all, have they. They've simply gone out a few hundred miles until they reach this massive wall of ice (which strangely has never been seen by anyone else), turned around and come back with a fake suntan and weighing 4 stones less, to pop open a few bottles of champagne. The fraudsters.
Re: Flintoff is a Flat Earther
Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 12:50 pm
by Tall Paul
Imploding Turtle wrote:Not anymore. Viserion brought some of it down.
Don't be silly, that's a work of fiction.
And it was in the North.
Re: Flintoff is a Flat Earther
Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 12:54 pm
by Imploding Turtle
ClaretinMyBlood wrote:If the earth is flat, is David Unsworth still round?
Have we ruled out the possibility that the Earth is flat because of David Unsworth?
Re: Flintoff is a Flat Earther
Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 12:58 pm
by Walton
I'm surprised Flintoff doesn't think driving from Preston to London is all downhill, and the return journey is all uphill.
Re: Flintoff is a Flat Earther
Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 1:03 pm
by TheFamilyCat
I think I could forgive Flintoff for just about anything after the 2005 Ashes.
With the possible exception of the 2006/7 Ashes.
Re: Flintoff is a Flat Earther
Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 1:06 pm
by paulus the woodgnome
Perhaps Flintoff's brain is flat?
Re: Flintoff is a Flat Earther
Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 1:10 pm
by Tall Paul
ChrisG wrote:Not to mention the total lightness/darkness period each pole experiences every 6 months or so
The sun moves closer to the north pole in our summer and further away in winter, like so:
50 shades of Grey wrote:I mean, honestly, does this mean all those 'round the world' posh yachting types like Ellen MacArthur have been lying to us common plebs all along ? they haven't been circumnavigating the globe at all, have they. They've simply gone out a few hundred miles until they reach this massive wall of ice (which strangely has never been seen by anyone else), turned around and come back with a fake suntan and weighing 4 stones less, to pop open a few bottles of champagne. The fraudsters.
Of course they're not lying. They've taken a similar path to the Sun in the diagram. They only ever circumnavigate the globe East to West don't they? Nobody ever does it the other way - because it's not possible!
Re: Flintoff is a Flat Earther
Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 1:12 pm
by Imploding Turtle
Why are there different stars visable from the southern hemisphere than from the northern hemisphere?
Re: Flintoff is a Flat Earther
Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 1:13 pm
by starting_11
What idiocy is this?
When God created earth, he didn't make a giant wall of ice around it!
DUH!
Re: Flintoff is a Flat Earther
Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 1:16 pm
by Foshiznik
starting_11 wrote:What idiocy is this?
When God created earth, he didn't make a giant wall of ice around it!
DUH!
*She
Re: Flintoff is a Flat Earther
Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 1:18 pm
by ClaretinMyBlood
If it's flat are we on the top or the bottom?
What's on the other side?
Why do Southern Hemisphere toilets & plug holes turn the other way?
How did Gary Jules' Mad World get a Christmas number 1?
Re: Flintoff is a Flat Earther
Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 1:38 pm
by Tall Paul
Imploding Turtle wrote:Why are there different stars visable from the southern hemisphere than from the northern hemisphere?
There just are, alright?
Re: Flintoff is a Flat Earther
Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 1:44 pm
by Dyched
Spirit levels wouldn't work if the world was round
Re: Flintoff is a Flat Earther
Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 2:10 pm
by Caernarfon_Claret
Preston Closer-to-the-centre End
Re: Flintoff is a Flat Earther
Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 2:45 pm
by Bertiebeehead
Poor Freddie, this is what happens when you become teetotal. Too much time to think about stuff, have a beer and forget about it.
Re: Flintoff is a Flat Earther
Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 3:06 pm
by Claret
THE EARTH IS FLAT.
Arsene Wenger said so on Sunday just after he said it was a definite penalty.
Re: Flintoff is a Flat Earther
Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 3:09 pm
by TractorFace
Poor Freddie. Wearing his ignorance for all to see. What a bell.
Re: Flintoff is a Flat Earther
Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 3:59 pm
by Six fingers
Suggest every one goes to you tube
Type in mark Sargent or Eric Dubay
And find out
200 proofs the earth is flat
It will blow your head off
So this in early April and been trying to work it out
Just research flat earth and the questions will answered
People who take **** are still stand on there days in oz
Re: Flintoff is a Flat Earther
Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 4:09 pm
by Six fingers
https://youtu.be/h5i_iDyUTCg" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Found the link
This takes a few weeks to sink in
Re: Flintoff is a Flat Earther
Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 4:22 pm
by Dazzler
This is how ones brain gets muddled when you associate oneself with religious nutters.
Re: Flintoff is a Flat Earther
Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 4:23 pm
by Six fingers
Imploding Turtle wrote:Why are there different stars visable from the southern hemisphere than from the northern hemisphere?
Here's your answer
https://youtu.be/M-lT2EZJ69E" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
If it's wrong link I will post it again
Re: Flintoff is a Flat Earther
Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 4:37 pm
by Six fingers
No scientist has proved the earths spin
Water always stays level
Planes fly flat
Ever heared of plane sailing
Its sea level not sea curve
Water can't run up hill (nile river)
It crazy I know
Re: Flintoff is a Flat Earther
Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 5:00 pm
by Imploding Turtle
Re: Flintoff is a Flat Earther
Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2017 5:02 pm
by geopancake
My username gives my point of view on this subject.