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Burnley versus stoke predictions

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 5:11 pm
by Wile E Coyote
Having seen off watford with three goals all onside but only being allowed one, stoke will be next in our firing line.
I can see us scoring at least three against this lot. Don't think Mark Hughes will have enough time to individually rap each of their hapless players on the knuckles with a wooden ruler for that inept performance against spurs yesterday.
We might even score five just to add to their woes.
Definately a game where Barnes will be needed. We will be far too good for them all over the pitch. They're not as fat as watford, but they play into our hands whatever formation they opt for. Joe Allen is the only shining light in a very lumpen team.

Re: Burnley versus stoke predictions

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 5:18 pm
by Lowbankclaret
I canny do predictions as they are always wrong.
Just hope we win.

Re: Burnley versus stoke predictions

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 5:19 pm
by Wexford_Claret
4-0. It’s been a while.

Re: Burnley versus stoke predictions

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 5:22 pm
by Saxoman
Hughes to get back to basics, 1-1.

Re: Burnley versus stoke predictions

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 5:23 pm
by MACCA
1-2 Diouf and Shawcross, before a Hendrick goal late on sets up a grand stand finish, but Stoke hold on.

Re: Burnley versus stoke predictions

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 5:24 pm
by jedi_master
I think Stoke are rank bad, and this game will see Hughes gone.

2-0.

Re: Burnley versus stoke predictions

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 5:24 pm
by Caernarfon_Claret
Depends on starting xi

Re: Burnley versus stoke predictions

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 5:43 pm
by TonbridgeClaret
I'm normally slightly pessimistic but I can see us winning 3-0 or 3-1.

Re: Burnley versus stoke predictions

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 5:43 pm
by claretblue
3 - 0

Re: Burnley versus stoke predictions

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 5:46 pm
by Saxoman
3-0.. 4-0.. When have you EVER won by that amount under dyche? Cant even take full advantage against 10 men.

Re: Burnley versus stoke predictions

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 5:49 pm
by box_of_frogs
Did you enjoy the Roveeeeerrrrrrrsssss game on MOTD last night? Oh, hang on a sec......

Re: Burnley versus stoke predictions

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 5:49 pm
by ElectroClaret
Just need to watch Shaqiri very tricky.

2-0.

Re: Burnley versus stoke predictions

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 5:50 pm
by burnley007
I'll take another scrappy 1-0.

Re: Burnley versus stoke predictions

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 5:51 pm
by Caernarfon_Claret
Remember Spurs are a team who beat Stoke by four goals all the time these days, we don't. 2-0 at the most, but if we don't turn up we'll lose.

Re: Burnley versus stoke predictions

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 5:51 pm
by Wile E Coyote
Saxoman wrote:3-0.. 4-0.. When have you EVER won by that amount under dyche? Cant even take full advantage against 10 men.
irrelevant saxo, when have we ever been so good, top four beckoning for us, so we might just behave like a top 4 side and hammer them.

Re: Burnley versus stoke predictions

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 5:53 pm
by Wexford_Claret
Saxoman wrote:3-0.. 4-0.. When have you EVER won by that amount under dyche? Cant even take full advantage against 10 men.
There were a few 3-0s, 4-0s and a 5-0 during our last promotion season.

Re: Burnley versus stoke predictions

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 5:58 pm
by Saxoman
Wile E Coyote wrote:irrelevant saxo, when have we ever been so good, top four beckoning for us, so we might just behave like a top 4 side and hammer them.
The bump when u come down to earth as the season goes on is going to hurt you.

Re: Burnley versus stoke predictions

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 5:59 pm
by Saxoman
Wexford_Claret wrote:There were a few 3-0s, 4-0s and a 5-0 during our last promotion season.
I can't remember any other than charlton (?) Away?

Re: Burnley versus stoke predictions

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 6:00 pm
by MACCA
Saxoman wrote:3-0.. 4-0.. When have you EVER won by that amount under dyche? Cant even take full advantage against 10 men.
Chelsea at Stamford Bridge this season.. Oh wait no, that was just the halftime score.

Re: Burnley versus stoke predictions

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 6:00 pm
by Caernarfon_Claret
Why do we play Spurs before we play United?

You'd think you'd play all fixtures before you play reverse fixtures.

Is it so boxing day game is a local affair?

Re: Burnley versus stoke predictions

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 6:02 pm
by MACCA
Saxoman wrote:I can't remember any other than charlton (?) Away?
Sunderland last season was 3 or 4 nil.

As for the title winning season, we hit 5 at MK Dons away and seemed to score 3 or 4 at home 3 games in a row I thought.

Re: Burnley versus stoke predictions

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 6:03 pm
by Saxoman
MACCA wrote:Sunderland last season was 3 or 4 nil.

As for the title winning season, we hit 5 at MK Dons away and seemed to score 3 or 4 at home 3 games in a row I thought.
You seemed to win most 1-0 despite the opposition having all the possession most games.. Don't rewrite history.

Re: Burnley versus stoke predictions

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 6:04 pm
by Caernarfon_Claret
Scored a few away to Brentford that season

Re: Burnley versus stoke predictions

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 6:04 pm
by claretblue
Caernarfon_Claret wrote:Why do we play Spurs before we play United?

You'd think you'd play all fixtures before you play reverse fixtures.

Is it so boxing day game is a local affair?
it's to ensure The Clarets get 3 points on Boxing Day! :D

Re: Burnley versus stoke predictions

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 6:06 pm
by Caernarfon_Claret
Bristol City 4-0
Derby 4-1 (if that counts)

Re: Burnley versus stoke predictions

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 6:08 pm
by MACCA
Saxoman wrote:You seemed to win most 1-0 despite the opposition having all the possession most games.. Don't rewrite history.
Yes you're right, terrible lack of goals in Dec/Jan....

Re: Burnley versus stoke predictions

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 6:08 pm
by Caernarfon_Claret
Brentford and Huddersfield away both 3-1 wins that season (agaon the goal we conceded might make these wins irrelevant)

Re: Burnley versus stoke predictions

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 6:08 pm
by boatshed bill
1-0 Burnley, that will do nicely!

Re: Burnley versus stoke predictions

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 6:09 pm
by Lord Beamish
Why are you even responding to this prick. If you just ignore him he’ll get the message and likely go and Top himself. Then the World will be one w ank stain less.

Re: Burnley versus stoke predictions

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 6:10 pm
by MACCA
To say he spends a lot of time watching Burnley, he has a poor memory of just how good we were when clinching the title..

Re: Burnley versus stoke predictions

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 6:11 pm
by Saxoman
You couldnt hammer rovers reserves this season..

Re: Burnley versus stoke predictions

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 6:13 pm
by claretblue
Burnley 3 - 1 Sheffield Wednesday
Burnley 3 - 1 Fulham
Burnley 4 - 0 Charlton A
Burnley 4 - 0 Bristol City
MK Dons 0 - 5 Burnley
Brentford 1 - 3 Burnley
Burnley 4 - 1 Derby C
Fulham 2 - 3 Burnley
Huddersfield T 1 - 3 Burnley
Charlton A 0 - 3 Burnley

Re: Burnley versus stoke predictions

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 6:14 pm
by boatshed bill
Saxoman wrote:You couldnt hammer rovers reserves this season..
Who gives a sh!t.
We are PL quality, what league are your lot in, I forget?

Re: Burnley versus stoke predictions

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 6:16 pm
by Caernarfon_Claret
Be fair to Saxoman it's easy to score goals in The Championship and League 1.

72 goals we scored when winning the Championship (=1)

It's very difficult to defend well in the premier league.

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Re: Burnley versus stoke predictions

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 6:17 pm
by box_of_frogs
I don’t remember playing your reserves? I remember cruising past your 1st team at a leisurely canter.

LLTV.

Re: Burnley versus stoke predictions

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 6:43 pm
by Indecisive
If anyone thinks we're going to walk any games this season they are getting carried away.

Maintain our maximum effort approach and we have a good chance of another win. Lower our standards at all and we could easily get beat.

Be a tough game Tuesday I reckon.

Re: Burnley versus stoke predictions

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 6:47 pm
by claretdj
MACCA wrote:1-2 Diouf and Shawcross, before a Hendrick goal late on sets up a grand stand finish, but Stoke hold on.
Is this some sort of reverse psychology? As the last 2 games you have predicted we lose against Watford n Stoke ffs! :lol: im goin for 2-0 clarets..

Re: Burnley versus stoke predictions

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 7:03 pm
by Firthy
I'm going for another 1-0 with Wood scoring.

Re: Burnley versus stoke predictions

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 7:07 pm
by Holmeclaret
One nowt to those magnificent men in the claret jerseys.

Re: Burnley versus stoke predictions

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 7:09 pm
by EarbyClaret
Would be delighted with another hard fought 1-0

Without Heaton, Lowton, Mee and Brady the rest of the squad have stepped-up fantastically but don't think we're set up to dominate or heavily out-score anyone. Until we either get players back fit or can invest in new ones it's more about the points than the eye-catching quality of performances.

Re: Burnley versus stoke predictions

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 7:26 pm
by TVC15
Saxoman wrote:You couldnt hammer rovers reserves this season..
Did you even go to the match you pr-ick ?

We made 9 changes that night - far fewer than your joke of a team did.

The game might of only been 2-0 but it was certainly a 2-0 hammering - it was men against boys. You hardly got in our half and if we could have been arsed we could have took you to the cleaners but guess we felt a little embarrassed for you so just played keep ball whilst you ran around like chickens (rather ironically !!)

The only time you got near any of our players is when your belmtard supporters assaulted one of our players.

Now seriously why don't you f-uck off.

Re: Burnley versus stoke predictions

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 7:43 pm
by 50 shades of Grey
Saxo wrote:
'The bump when u come down to earth as the season goes on is going to hurt you.'

You lot really don't do irony very well in shadsworth do you ?

Re: Burnley versus stoke predictions

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 7:46 pm
by FCBurnley
Thread postponed due to hijack

Re: Burnley versus stoke predictions

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 8:03 pm
by MACCA
claretdj wrote:Is this some sort of reverse psychology? As the last 2 games you have predicted we lose against Watford n Stoke ffs! :lol: im goin for 2-0 clarets..
Sshh.
The fact I've never ever got a correct score and I'm yet to see us lose at home this season means I will stick to my usual routines until it fails me.

Re: Burnley versus stoke predictions

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 8:07 pm
by Tribesmen
Yep going for 1-0 also Ward to score from a corner

Re: Burnley versus stoke predictions

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 8:08 pm
by IanMcL
3 points

Re: Burnley versus stoke predictions

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 8:11 pm
by FactualFrank
I'll go 2-0 Burnley. 1-0 originally came into my head, but Stoke have been leaking goals for fun and I think we'll have many opportunities.

Re: Burnley versus stoke predictions

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 8:30 pm
by Iloveyoubrady
4-0
Wood Hat trick and Gudmundsson.

Its about a year since Sunderland, our only real hammering of the opposition - and I hope we do it again.

Re: Burnley versus stoke predictions

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 8:46 pm
by claretdj
MACCA wrote:Sshh.
The fact I've never ever got a correct score and I'm yet to see us lose at home this season means I will stick to my usual routines until it fails me.
Fair do's then, keep up the good work! :D

Re: Burnley versus stoke predictions

Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2017 8:52 pm
by Dark Cloud
Stoke aren't as bad as Spurs made them look and Hughes won't have taken it lying down either. Expect a reaction and no push over and another scrappy 1-0 to the Burnley will do nicely as overconfidence on here is most often followed by humble pie!