Who would you ask to dinner

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Who would you ask to dinner

Post by Rodleydave » Tue Dec 19, 2017 7:18 am

Bob Lord, Jimmy Adamson, Harry Potts and Jimmy Mac
and a tape recorder

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Re: Who would you ask to dinner

Post by Garnerssoap » Tue Dec 19, 2017 7:24 am

That tart off gmtv

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Re: Who would you ask to dinner

Post by claretblue » Tue Dec 19, 2017 7:36 am

Rodleydave wrote:Bob Lord, Jimmy Adamson, Harry Potts and Jimmy Mac
and a tape recorder
no need for the tape recorder dave...Bob Lord will have bugged the room! :?

:D

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Re: Who would you ask to dinner

Post by BeijingClaret » Tue Dec 19, 2017 8:29 am

Brady’s Mrs :lol:

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Re: Who would you ask to dinner

Post by CleggHall » Tue Dec 19, 2017 12:06 pm

But who would get a word in edgeways past Bob the butcher!?

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Re: Who would you ask to dinner

Post by LawsCanalJump » Tue Dec 19, 2017 12:19 pm

Defour, he could bring his mrs along too!

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Re: Who would you ask to dinner

Post by Steve1956 » Tue Dec 19, 2017 1:01 pm

Dyche,Garlick,and Coyle,Coyle? so me and the other two could ridicule him.

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Re: Who would you ask to dinner

Post by karatekid » Tue Dec 19, 2017 1:15 pm

Roger Waters and David Gilmour...........failing that Megan Fox ;)
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Re: Who would you ask to dinner

Post by ElectroClaret » Tue Dec 19, 2017 1:21 pm

Hannibal Lecter and Saxo.

Then HL could have him as dessert.

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Re: Who would you ask to dinner

Post by houseboy » Tue Dec 19, 2017 1:31 pm

karatekid wrote:Roger Waters and David Gilmour...........failing that Megan Fox ;)
That would be a very interesting non-conversation. Having said that if you COULD get them talking.....
Megan Fox is definitely a good sub on the bench.

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Re: Who would you ask to dinner

Post by Wile E Coyote » Tue Dec 19, 2017 1:33 pm

Bin on't turf would be ideal dinner companion, we'd quaff copious amounts of beer, smoke a choice Havana cigar with a brandy or two, smile knowingly at the memories of our shared insults throughout the years, then I would throw mince on him and introduce him to my pet tiger.
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Re: Who would you ask to dinner

Post by houseboy » Tue Dec 19, 2017 1:33 pm

I think, in the absence of the dear departed Robin Williams and the sadly now stricken Billy Connolly it would have to be Stephen Fry.

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Re: Who would you ask to dinner

Post by HatfieldClaret » Tue Dec 19, 2017 1:35 pm

Rowls, Ringo, IT, ABC, Blue Labrador

and I'd give Nigella a hand in the kitchen :)

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Re: Who would you ask to dinner

Post by cricketfieldclarets » Tue Dec 19, 2017 1:36 pm

Dyche. He could make the omelettes.

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Re: Who would you ask to dinner

Post by No Ney Never » Tue Dec 19, 2017 1:36 pm

Sean Dyche, Kenny Dalglish, Alex Ferguson and Pep Guardiola.

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Re: Who would you ask to dinner

Post by Bin Ont Turf » Tue Dec 19, 2017 1:40 pm

Wile E Coyote wrote:Bin on't turf would be ideal dinner companion, we'd quaff copious amounts of beer, smoke a choice Havana cigar with a brandy or two, smile knowingly at the memories of our shared insults throughout the years, then I would throw mince on him and introduce him to my pet tiger.
We're having mince?

I'll be giving it a miss.

I take it you've used the food budget on beer, cigars and brandy?
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Re: Who would you ask to dinner

Post by bpgburn » Tue Dec 19, 2017 2:28 pm

Healeywoodclaret, Upthebeehole and a good dentist. Only Popcorn on the menu..
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Re: Who would you ask to dinner

Post by Hendrickxz » Tue Dec 19, 2017 2:38 pm

I think Davemanu would probably make quite interesting company...

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Re: Who would you ask to dinner

Post by Belgianclaret » Tue Dec 19, 2017 2:56 pm

Olivia Newton John...

...35 years ago ;)

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Re: Who would you ask to dinner

Post by UpTheBeehole » Tue Dec 19, 2017 3:00 pm

bpgburn wrote:Healeywoodclaret, Upthebeehole and a good dentist. Only Popcorn on the menu..
I don't think I've ever been in the company of a woman as rough as Healeywoodclaret, so it would definitely be an eye-opener

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Re: Who would you ask to dinner

Post by Healeywoodclaret » Tue Dec 19, 2017 5:58 pm

bpgburn wrote:Healeywoodclaret, Upthebeehole and a good dentist. Only Popcorn on the menu..
Royal Game Soup with straws!

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Re: Who would you ask to dinner

Post by Healeywoodclaret » Tue Dec 19, 2017 6:00 pm

UpTheBeehole wrote:I don't think I've ever been in the company of a woman as rough as Healeywoodclaret, so it would definitely be an eye-opener
I doubt you've ever been in the company of a woman of any description. You are vile.
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Re: Who would you ask to dinner

Post by Healeywoodclaret » Tue Dec 19, 2017 6:04 pm

In fact I doubt you've ever been invited to a dinner party. Who the hell would invite you?!

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Re: Who would you ask to dinner

Post by Heathclaret » Tue Dec 19, 2017 6:14 pm

My father, who died three years ago, just one last dinner, so I could ask the questions I never did.
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Re: Who would you ask to dinner

Post by ŽižkovClaret » Tue Dec 19, 2017 6:16 pm

Adele, a chef, cocktail specialist and a table magician

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Re: Who would you ask to dinner

Post by Healeywoodclaret » Tue Dec 19, 2017 6:25 pm

Furthermore upthearsehole would probably bring another vile member of his Dental Surgeon family. No thanks I'll pass.

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Re: Who would you ask to dinner

Post by tim_noone » Tue Dec 19, 2017 6:31 pm

I was gonna say nigella or mr dyche .. But would probably invite healeywoodclaret and upthebeehole.

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Re: Who would you ask to dinner

Post by Funkydrummer » Tue Dec 19, 2017 7:23 pm

My maternal grandparents, god rest their souls.

How I miss them, even at 65 years of age. :cry: :cry: :cry:

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Re: Who would you ask to dinner

Post by bfcjg » Tue Dec 19, 2017 8:26 pm

Neil Warnock, Lee mason, Mark Hughes Jack Straw, the sh!te I cook it would serve them right.

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Re: Who would you ask to dinner

Post by tiger76 » Wed Dec 20, 2017 12:59 am

Michelle Keegan and Jenna Coleman OH! and a set of playing cards to play strip poker ;)

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Re: Who would you ask to dinner

Post by Dazzler » Wed Dec 20, 2017 2:15 am

God

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Re: Who would you ask to dinner

Post by Cirrus_Minor » Wed Dec 20, 2017 1:24 pm

My mum and dad. I would tell my dad about how Burnley are doing and mum would yawn in boredom.

If only. ;)

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