Who would you ask to dinner
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2017 7:18 am
Bob Lord, Jimmy Adamson, Harry Potts and Jimmy Mac
and a tape recorder
and a tape recorder
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Re: Who would you ask to dinner
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2017 7:24 am
That tart off gmtv
Re: Who would you ask to dinner
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2017 7:36 am
no need for the tape recorder dave...Bob Lord will have bugged the room!Rodleydave wrote:Bob Lord, Jimmy Adamson, Harry Potts and Jimmy Mac
and a tape recorder
Re: Who would you ask to dinner
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2017 8:29 am
Brady’s Mrs 
Re: Who would you ask to dinner
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2017 12:06 pm
But who would get a word in edgeways past Bob the butcher!?
Re: Who would you ask to dinner
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2017 12:19 pm
Defour, he could bring his mrs along too!
Re: Who would you ask to dinner
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2017 1:01 pm
Dyche,Garlick,and Coyle,Coyle? so me and the other two could ridicule him.
Re: Who would you ask to dinner
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2017 1:15 pm
Roger Waters and David Gilmour...........failing that Megan Fox 
Re: Who would you ask to dinner
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2017 1:21 pm
Hannibal Lecter and Saxo.
Then HL could have him as dessert.
Then HL could have him as dessert.
Re: Who would you ask to dinner
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2017 1:31 pm
That would be a very interesting non-conversation. Having said that if you COULD get them talking.....karatekid wrote:Roger Waters and David Gilmour...........failing that Megan Fox
Megan Fox is definitely a good sub on the bench.
Re: Who would you ask to dinner
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2017 1:33 pm
Bin on't turf would be ideal dinner companion, we'd quaff copious amounts of beer, smoke a choice Havana cigar with a brandy or two, smile knowingly at the memories of our shared insults throughout the years, then I would throw mince on him and introduce him to my pet tiger.
Re: Who would you ask to dinner
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2017 1:33 pm
I think, in the absence of the dear departed Robin Williams and the sadly now stricken Billy Connolly it would have to be Stephen Fry.
Re: Who would you ask to dinner
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2017 1:35 pm
Rowls, Ringo, IT, ABC, Blue Labrador
and I'd give Nigella a hand in the kitchen
and I'd give Nigella a hand in the kitchen
Re: Who would you ask to dinner
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2017 1:36 pm
Dyche. He could make the omelettes.
Re: Who would you ask to dinner
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2017 1:36 pm
Sean Dyche, Kenny Dalglish, Alex Ferguson and Pep Guardiola.
Re: Who would you ask to dinner
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2017 1:40 pm
We're having mince?Wile E Coyote wrote:Bin on't turf would be ideal dinner companion, we'd quaff copious amounts of beer, smoke a choice Havana cigar with a brandy or two, smile knowingly at the memories of our shared insults throughout the years, then I would throw mince on him and introduce him to my pet tiger.
I'll be giving it a miss.
I take it you've used the food budget on beer, cigars and brandy?
Re: Who would you ask to dinner
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2017 2:28 pm
Healeywoodclaret, Upthebeehole and a good dentist. Only Popcorn on the menu..
Re: Who would you ask to dinner
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2017 2:38 pm
I think Davemanu would probably make quite interesting company...
Re: Who would you ask to dinner
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2017 2:56 pm
Olivia Newton John...
...35 years ago
...35 years ago
Re: Who would you ask to dinner
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2017 3:00 pm
I don't think I've ever been in the company of a woman as rough as Healeywoodclaret, so it would definitely be an eye-openerbpgburn wrote:Healeywoodclaret, Upthebeehole and a good dentist. Only Popcorn on the menu..
Re: Who would you ask to dinner
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2017 5:58 pm
Royal Game Soup with straws!bpgburn wrote:Healeywoodclaret, Upthebeehole and a good dentist. Only Popcorn on the menu..
Re: Who would you ask to dinner
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2017 6:00 pm
I doubt you've ever been in the company of a woman of any description. You are vile.UpTheBeehole wrote:I don't think I've ever been in the company of a woman as rough as Healeywoodclaret, so it would definitely be an eye-opener
Re: Who would you ask to dinner
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2017 6:04 pm
In fact I doubt you've ever been invited to a dinner party. Who the hell would invite you?!
Re: Who would you ask to dinner
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2017 6:14 pm
My father, who died three years ago, just one last dinner, so I could ask the questions I never did.
Re: Who would you ask to dinner
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2017 6:16 pm
Adele, a chef, cocktail specialist and a table magician
Re: Who would you ask to dinner
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2017 6:25 pm
Furthermore upthearsehole would probably bring another vile member of his Dental Surgeon family. No thanks I'll pass.
Re: Who would you ask to dinner
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2017 6:31 pm
I was gonna say nigella or mr dyche .. But would probably invite healeywoodclaret and upthebeehole.
Re: Who would you ask to dinner
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2017 7:23 pm
My maternal grandparents, god rest their souls.
How I miss them, even at 65 years of age.
How I miss them, even at 65 years of age.
Re: Who would you ask to dinner
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2017 8:26 pm
Neil Warnock, Lee mason, Mark Hughes Jack Straw, the sh!te I cook it would serve them right.
Re: Who would you ask to dinner
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2017 12:59 am
Michelle Keegan and Jenna Coleman OH! and a set of playing cards to play strip poker
Re: Who would you ask to dinner
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2017 2:15 am
God
Re: Who would you ask to dinner
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2017 1:24 pm
My mum and dad. I would tell my dad about how Burnley are doing and mum would yawn in boredom.
If only.
If only.