you have heard it all now

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Clearly a quiet news time

To be fair Timon and Pumbaa said they taste like chicken.

For that reason alone they're worth a try.

And so, the Legend grows.

.....and omelettes!

The early birds have to ask him permission.....

Earthworms can be nutritional but they are basically fleshy tubes with soil inside. The SAS eat them, don't they.

My mate used to do that trick on a regular basis until a number dropped out of his sleeve one day... busted !

“Let me put it this way: I wouldn’t want to share lunch box with him.”
He's obviously hung like an anaconda as well.
I suppose he would be.

bfcjg wrote:“Let me put it this way: I wouldn’t want to share lunch box with him.”
He's obviously hung like an anaconda as well.
I suppose he would be.

Edit your post asap, DSR will be a long soon to tell you off, he doesn't take to kindly to these sorts of racist stereotypes.

Do you get worms in modern pitches?

2 Bee Holed wrote:Do you get worms in modern pitches?

Just nematodes.

Hipper wrote:Earthworms can be nutritional but they are basically fleshy tubes with soil inside. The SAS eat them, don't they.

On survival courses, you are taught to put them on the hot stones that surround your
camp fire and cook them like that. They taste very much like bacon rind when done
like that.

A blinkin' good substitute for a Twix, get 'em served up on t'Turf.

We must have enough for a decent chant now, other than Ginger Mourinho.

Even if it does involve him eating worms.