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Paul Simon to convert to Islam?

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 7:03 pm
by ŽižkovClaret
You can call him Halal

Re: Paul Simon to convert to Islam?

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 7:08 pm
by Rick_Muller
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Re: Paul Simon to convert to Islam?

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 7:13 pm
by TractorFace
I am a

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Re: Paul Simon to convert to Islam?

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 7:17 pm
by LeadBelly
Still crazy after all these years

Re: Paul Simon to convert to Islam?

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 7:33 pm
by LordBob
He always was 'A most peculiar man'

Re: Paul Simon to convert to Islam?

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 7:37 pm
by Claret Till I Die
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Re: Paul Simon to convert to Islam?

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 7:40 pm
by welsbyswife
I'd rather be a sinner than a.......

Re: Paul Simon to convert to Islam?

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 7:43 pm
by cutsy123
Why would you do such a thing

Re: Paul Simon to convert to Islam?

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 7:48 pm
by bob-the-scutter
Sad individual probably looking for attention. He`s been off the map for years.

Re: Paul Simon to convert to Islam?

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 7:53 pm
by ElectroClaret
New album to promote, by any chance?

Re: Paul Simon to convert to Islam?

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 7:54 pm
by Bordeauxclaret
Well done op. Some whoppers.

Re: Paul Simon to convert to Islam?

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 8:27 pm
by Paul Waine
Old Friends, winter companions, the old men
Lost in their overcoats, waiting for the sun..."

Re: Paul Simon to convert to Islam?

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 8:30 pm
by ŽižkovClaret
Bordeauxclaret wrote:Well done op. Some whoppers.
Too easy :lol:

Re: Paul Simon to convert to Islam?

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 8:43 pm
by Bfcboyo
Driven to it by PC gone mad.

Re: Paul Simon to convert to Islam?

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 8:49 pm
by Bin Ont Turf
The boy in the Burqa


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Re: Paul Simon to convert to Islam?

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 8:50 pm
by jdrobbo
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Re: Paul Simon to convert to Islam?

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 8:54 pm
by Juan Tanamera
Could someone remind me how to upload a photo, is it still via tinypic?

Re: Paul Simon to convert to Islam?

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 9:03 pm
by Archie Claret
ZizkovClaret wrote:You can call him Halal
Ha! Funny, yes. But I didn’t mean to like it 3 times!!

Re: Paul Simon to convert to Islam?

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 9:07 pm
by ŽižkovClaret
Part of his conversion is going to involve sailing out into the Manhattan river and helping to guide boats while he prays towards Mecca.

By all accounts he'll be the only living buoy in New York

Re: Paul Simon to convert to Islam?

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 9:20 pm
by bfcjg
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Re: Paul Simon to convert to Islam?

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 9:28 pm
by bfcjg
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Mrs Robinson casts her vote.

Re: Paul Simon to convert to Islam?

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 9:33 pm
by geopancake
It's a con I'll passo.

Re: Paul Simon to convert to Islam?

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 9:45 pm
by ants_g
ZizkovClaret wrote:Part of his conversion is going to involve sailing out into the Manhattan river and helping to guide boats while he prays towards Mecca.

By all accounts he'll be the only living buoy in New York
Brilliant! :D

Re: Paul Simon to convert to Islam?

Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2018 7:23 pm
by ŽižkovClaret
Hey, i must have mis-heard ;)

Re: Paul Simon to convert to Islam?

Posted: Tue Feb 06, 2018 7:54 pm
by CharlieinNewMexico
I heard it was when he discovered different methods to digest the info from books by FrenchArab-North African activists. There's books on tape, downloads, all kinds of stuff now.

In fact there's probably 50 ways to love your livres ...

Re: Paul Simon to convert to Islam?

Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 6:46 am
by Chobulous
It worked for Cat Stevens

Re: Paul Simon to convert to Islam?

Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 7:04 am
by Lord Beamish
Chobulous wrote:It worked for Cat Stevens
His output diminished considerably after his conversion. Mayhap the Shadow of a Crescent Moon was a little less inspiring?

Re: Paul Simon to convert to Islam?

Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 7:47 am
by Chobulous
I was referring to his inner peace

Re: Paul Simon to convert to Islam?

Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 7:55 am
by Lord Beamish
Chobulous wrote:I was referring to his inner peace
Not knowing him very well, I can't really make reference to his inner peace. I can see his back catalogue, mind.

Re: Paul Simon to convert to Islam?

Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 10:11 am
by CharlieinNewMexico
Chobulous wrote:I was referring to his inner peace
25 goals up front for Liverpool this year, excellent career change

Re: Paul Simon to convert to Islam?

Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 11:06 am
by TomtheClaret
CharlieinNewMexico wrote:25 goals up front for Liverpool this year, excellent career change
Damn you sir., i just spat my coffee everywhere !

Re: Paul Simon to convert to Islam?

Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 12:32 pm
by Paul Waine
Got tickets for Paul Simon at British Summer Time in Hyde Park in July. He may be Homeward Bound after this last tour.