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Blonde haired girl on our bench
Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 2:33 pm
by mill hill claret
Suddenly appeared this season ..anyone know her job what she does...does she collect stats..always has a folder and writing stuff down ...
Re: Blonde haired girl on our bench
Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 2:36 pm
by Steve1956
Probably Health & Safety.

Re: Blonde haired girl on our bench
Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 2:45 pm
by FactualFrank
She doesn't do anything, but because it was all males, there were complaints made from members of the public.
Re: Blonde haired girl on our bench
Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 2:49 pm
by ElectroClaret
Taking the orders for t'Park View chippy.

Re: Blonde haired girl on our bench
Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 2:50 pm
by AlargeClaret
I think the said blonde bird has been here since 2nd prem
promotion usually there at the start when the players shaking hands has a folder under her arm and leaves the pitch when the mascots do etc.Not sure if she’s a customer liaison type or just there for the JHL to look at in the abcense of any bikini clad on pitch totty?
Re: Blonde haired girl on our bench
Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 2:53 pm
by pureclaret
is she not to do with sky
Re: Blonde haired girl on our bench
Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 3:02 pm
by IanMcL
She counts the handshakes, to see fair play.
Re: Blonde haired girl on our bench
Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 3:03 pm
by Bertiebeehead
Used to do the darts and F1, she’s on a retraining scheme.
Re: Blonde haired girl on our bench
Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 3:03 pm
by LoveCurryPies
Come on Guys, it's 2018 not 1970. Let's not be surprised when we see a female professional working for the Club.
Re: Blonde haired girl on our bench
Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 3:09 pm
by Burnleyareback2
I think she is the match day manager for sky. Been doing our home games in the Premier League for a while
Re: Blonde haired girl on our bench
Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 3:13 pm
by dpinsussex
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AlargeClaret wrote: there for the JHL to look at in the abcense of any bikini clad on pitch totty?
Thank goodness i didn't read that as bikini clad claret tony

Re: Blonde haired girl on our bench
Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 3:26 pm
by IanMcL
dpinsussex wrote::
Thank goodness i didn't read that as bikini clad claret tony

You might have a point there!
Re: Blonde haired girl on our bench
Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 3:26 pm
by Vegas Claret
she decides which wing Lennon plays on
Re: Blonde haired girl on our bench
Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 3:33 pm
by Steve1956
ElectroClaret wrote:Taking the orders for t'Park View chippy.

Had chips pie & gravy yesterday lovely.
Re: Blonde haired girl on our bench
Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 6:37 pm
by evensteadiereddie
It could be a lass working for Sky, there was one on Spurs' bench at Anfield today, complete with clipboard.
Re: Blonde haired girl on our bench
Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 6:39 pm
by IanMcL
Do they only do female clippies then? Sexist!
Re: Blonde haired girl on our bench
Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 6:40 pm
by Stalbansclaret
No peas Steve1956 ? What were you thinking of ??
Re: Blonde haired girl on our bench
Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 6:46 pm
by cricketfieldclarets
Shes no claire judd
Re: Blonde haired girl on our bench
Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 6:48 pm
by Juan Tanamera
Steve1956 wrote:Had chips pie & gravy yesterday lovely.
Fish, chips and curry sauce for me then off to the Forresters for a slurp.
Pre match ritual on these daft dinnertime kick offs.

Re: Blonde haired girl on our bench
Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 6:50 pm
by bob-the-scutter
LoveCurryPies wrote:Come on Guys, it's 2018 not 1970. Let's not be surprised when we see a female professional working for the Club.
Exactly!....some of the sexist comments on here are terrible..........who else is going to do the ironing?
Re: Blonde haired girl on our bench
Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 6:50 pm
by bob-the-scutter
LoveCurryPies wrote:Come on Guys, it's 2018 not 1970. Let's not be surprised when we see a female professional working for the Club.
Exactly!....some of the sexist comments on here are terrible..........who else is going to do the ironing?
Re: Blonde haired girl on our bench
Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 7:15 pm
by holycustard
phew i thought it was robbie savage.

Re: Blonde haired girl on our bench
Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 7:18 pm
by Shore claret
Does she collect the subs?
Re: Blonde haired girl on our bench
Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 7:19 pm
by Dark Cloud
You don't see her at night matches. Too busy making her fella's tea and putting the kids to bed apparently!

Re: Blonde haired girl on our bench
Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 7:38 pm
by dushanbe
She was sat behind the players in the Liverpool v Spurs game just now, so I'd say she works for TV
Re: Blonde haired girl on our bench
Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 7:45 pm
by conyoviejo
Goblin teasmaid
Re: Blonde haired girl on our bench
Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 7:48 pm
by TractorFace
BFC: A modern EPL club - with fans stuck in the 1950s.
Re: Blonde haired girl on our bench
Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 8:10 pm
by Andreshotboots
She's Sean's walk on girl...
Re: Blonde haired girl on our bench
Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 8:16 pm
by Hipper
There's a man who is also always at Sky fixtures so they must work for Sky.
Re: Blonde haired girl on our bench
Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 8:49 pm
by Steve1956
Juan Tanamera wrote:Fish, chips and curry sauce for me then off to the Forresters for a slurp.
Pre match ritual on these daft dinnertime kick offs.

What do you reckon that chippy makes on match days it will be a fair wedge?
Re: Blonde haired girl on our bench
Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 8:51 pm
by Steve1956
Stalbansclaret wrote:No peas Steve1956 ? What were you thinking of ??
The guy next to me in the CFS is a sensitive sort I can't be farting on him for a couple of hours it wouldn't be fair

Re: Blonde haired girl on our bench
Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 9:27 pm
by mill hill claret
I thought we had a new employee seen her walking off at half time and full time numerous times ..and is always stood next to Burnley dug out
Re: Blonde haired girl on our bench
Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 10:00 pm
by Archie Claret
What’s the saying.......this post is no good without pics.?
Re: Blonde haired girl on our bench
Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 11:52 pm
by Juan Tanamera
Steve1956 wrote:What do you reckon that chippy makes on match days it will be a fair wedge?
I couldn't begin to guess Steve, but it would see me comfortably through the weekend.

Re: Blonde haired girl on our bench
Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2018 7:50 am
by Seasideclaret
Hi folks. The lady is a Premier League Match Manager. Every Premier league game has a Match Manager, and ours is usually a lady called Jackie Brass, and I do think she did the Liverpool game on Sunday as well. People may ask what does Match Manager do. Basically she is in charge of the matchday from the Premier League's viewpoint, including to a lesser extent the match (the 90minutes). She will have a raft of paper work that requires boxes ticking, she will have conversations with all the agencies prior to the game(police, safety officer, club secretary, etc) and possibly after, she will check things like match risk assessments, fire plans, safety certificates etc. She will also record, all incidents during the game(goals, subs, bookings etc. Although her role is not in any way linked to that of the referees assessor, although she may well have to confer with him. The EFL and the FA (for FA Cup games) have match delegates as opposed to managers, but they are nowhere near as "high profile" as they just sit in the stand out of the way.
Re: Blonde haired girl on our bench
Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2018 8:09 am
by claptrappers_union
It’s part of her job to tell the referee when to start the game. I assumed it was always the ref would look at his watch start at 3pm... but it’s Jackie who gives him the nod first.
Re: Blonde haired girl on our bench
Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2018 8:27 am
by Lancasterclaret
Come on Guys, it's 2018 not 1970
1970? On here? We should be so lucky that its "that" enlightened.
Re: Blonde haired girl on our bench
Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2018 8:40 am
by 3putt
Seasideclaret wrote:Hi folks. The lady is a Premier League Match Manager. Every Premier league game has a Match Manager, and ours is usually a lady called Jackie Brass, and I do think she did the Liverpool game on Sunday as well. People may ask what does Match Manager do. Basically she is in charge of the matchday from the Premier League's viewpoint, including to a lesser extent the match (the 90minutes). She will have a raft of paper work that requires boxes ticking, she will have conversations with all the agencies prior to the game(police, safety officer, club secretary, etc) and possibly after, she will check things like match risk assessments, fire plans, safety certificates etc. She will also record, all incidents during the game(goals, subs, bookings etc. Although her role is not in any way linked to that of the referees assessor, although she may well have to confer with him. The EFL and the FA (for FA Cup games) have match delegates as opposed to managers, but they are nowhere near as "high profile" as they just sit in the stand out of the way.
You always get one that lowers the tone when a serious topic is being discussed.

Re: Blonde haired girl on our bench
Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2018 9:15 am
by Belial
Patrick Bamford back?
Re: Blonde haired girl on our bench
Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2018 9:20 am
by Burnley Ace
conyoviejo wrote:Goblin teasmaid
Nickname or description?
Re: Blonde haired girl on our bench
Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2018 9:35 am
by Hendrickxz
conyoviejo wrote:Goblin teasmaid
Didn't they once have one of those at Morecambe? (allegedly)

Re: Blonde haired girl on our bench
Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2018 12:34 pm
by Seasideclaret
Think you could be getting mixed up with a "Pie Lady" although allegedly there were connections with an ex Claret