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I got p***** and signed for Burnley

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 5:52 pm
by pushpinpussy
lee howey taking the ****. one of the worst players ive ever seen in claret and blue

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Re: I got p***** and signed for Burnley

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 5:57 pm
by Westyd
Wasn't Steve Blatherwick around at about that time and he was pretty awful !!

Re: I got p***** and signed for Burnley

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 5:59 pm
by ClaretTony
Westyd wrote:Wasn't Steve Blatherwick around at about that time and he was pretty awful !!
Blatherwick went on to have a decent career at the level we were at.

As for Howey, not good at all, but certainly not our worst player even at that time.

Re: I got p***** and signed for Burnley

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 6:06 pm
by Clarets4me
Not as p****d as we had to be to pay to watch him...

Re: I got p***** and signed for Burnley

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 6:19 pm
by Blackrod
He wasn't good enough and needs to come to terms with that fact.

Re: I got p***** and signed for Burnley

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 7:05 pm
by nil_desperandum
Clarets4me wrote:Not as p****d as we had to be to pay to watch him...
Or as p******d as he appeared to be when he ran out on the pitch.

Re: I got p***** and signed for Burnley

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 7:10 pm
by gawthorpe_view
You can add Mark Ford and the defender Michael Williams to that batch brought in by (T)Waddle.

Re: I got p***** and signed for Burnley

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 7:11 pm
by boatshed bill
What's the point of writing and publishing an autobiography that nobody gives a flying **** about? :D :D

Re: I got p***** and signed for Burnley

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 7:13 pm
by Vintage Claret
Wasn't he one of the players Stan effectively sacked live on the radio along with Blatherwick, Ford and Michael Williams?

Re: I got p***** and signed for Burnley

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 7:13 pm
by boatshed bill
Vintage Claret wrote:Wasn't he one of the players Stan effectively sacked live on the radio along with Blatherwick, Ford and Michael Williams?
I think so.

Re: I got p***** and signed for Burnley

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 7:16 pm
by Shore claret
Wasn't he waddles brother in law? He was awful like an immobile Noel gifton Williams

Re: I got p***** and signed for Burnley

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 7:18 pm
by nil_desperandum
Vintage Claret wrote:Wasn't he one of the players Stan effectively sacked live on the radio along with Blatherwick, Ford and Michael Williams?
Yes, but not Ford - so far as I recall, Wasn't it Mark Winstanley.?

Re: I got p***** and signed for Burnley

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 7:19 pm
by boatshed bill
Didn't Stan say that one of those who broke the curfew started crying and begging for another chance?
You can imagine Stan's reaction to that.

Re: I got p***** and signed for Burnley

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 7:23 pm
by gawthorpe_view
nil_desperandum wrote:Yes, but not Ford - so far as I recall, Wasn't it Mark Winstanley.?
Winstanley?, yes, but I think Stan said he wasn't up to the job at that level, no lack of effort implied, but he would never win the crowd over, or something similar.

Re: I got p***** and signed for Burnley

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 7:23 pm
by Shore claret
boatshed bill wrote:Didn't Stan say that one of those who broke the curfew started crying and begging for another chance?
You can imagine Stan's reaction to that.
That was in his book but it didn't say which player.

Re: I got p***** and signed for Burnley

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 7:25 pm
by Shore claret
gawthorpe_view wrote:Winstanley?, yes, but I think Stan said he wasn't up to the job at that level, no lack of effort implied, but he would never win the crowd over, or something similar.
He was a trier winstanley he just had a habit of making mistakes and the other team normally scored, he was probably very unlucky.

Re: I got p***** and signed for Burnley

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 7:26 pm
by Bordeauxclaret
Shore claret wrote:That was in his book but it didn't say which player.

To be fair Stan’s book can be found in the Fiction section.

Re: I got p***** and signed for Burnley

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 7:28 pm
by Clarets4me
Shore claret wrote:That was in his book but it didn't say which player.
It was Michael Williams that Stan was referring to with that quote....

EDIT: I've replied to the wrong quote, Michael Williams was the one Stan referred to as " Not lacking application, a trier, but he'll never win the crowd over "... As for the player pleading after a " Nightclub incident ", I've no idea who that was ... Apologies..

Re: I got p***** and signed for Burnley

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 7:36 pm
by boatshed bill
Clarets4me wrote:It was Michael Williams that Stan was referring to with that quote....
Binned Williams for his own good, as I recall it.

Re: I got p***** and signed for Burnley

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 7:36 pm
by TractorFace
“‘Lee. We’ve just accepted an offer from Burnley for you. Let me tell you, we don’t want you to go. But I know you’ve been a bit frustrated lately, so it’s entirely up to you.’

Yeah, that REALLY is what bosses say when they don't want someone to leave.

Re: I got p***** and signed for Burnley

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 7:46 pm
by NL Claret
Think it was rumour about Howey been waddles brother in law. Recall a post match by waddle when he slated the fans over the criticism towards Howey. Think he might have played as a forward in that game. He was poor.

Re: I got p***** and signed for Burnley

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 7:49 pm
by IndigoLake
Vintage Claret wrote:Wasn't he one of the players Stan effectively sacked live on the radio along with Blatherwick, Ford and Michael Williams?
I believe it was Blatherwick, Howey, Williams and Winstanley.

Re: I got p***** and signed for Burnley

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 7:57 pm
by fidelcastro
NL Claret wrote:Think it was rumour about Howey been waddles brother in law. Recall a post match by waddle when he slated the fans over the criticism towards Howey. Think he might have played as a forward in that game. He was poor.
He definitely wasn't Waddle's Brother in law. I think it was people looking for reasons as to why he was playing him! :lol:

Re: I got p***** and signed for Burnley

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 8:10 pm
by Vegas Claret
sums Waddle up perfectly

Re: I got p***** and signed for Burnley

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 8:16 pm
by Terrier
I quite liked winstanley and to me was far better than the others stan moved on.

Re: I got p***** and signed for Burnley

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 8:21 pm
by boatshed bill
I loved in when Stan took over.

Re: I got p***** and signed for Burnley

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 8:35 pm
by Vintage Claret
IndigoLake wrote:I believe it was Blatherwick, Howey, Williams and Winstanley.
I think you're right, cheers.

Re: I got p***** and signed for Burnley

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 9:37 pm
by mill hill claret
Mark winstanley was the worst player I've seen in a Burnley shirt..my heart used to sink when I heard the tossers name announced over the P.A system before the game

Re: I got p***** and signed for Burnley

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 9:41 pm
by fidelcastro
Blackburnclaret wrote:Mark winstanley was the worst player I've seen in a Burnley shirt..my heart used to sink when I heard the tossers name announced over the P.A system before the game
Harsh.

:shock:

Re: I got p***** and signed for Burnley

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 9:45 pm
by mill hill claret
fidelcastro wrote:Harsh.

:shock:
No it isn't

Re: I got p***** and signed for Burnley

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 11:00 pm
by nil_desperandum
Blackburnclaret wrote:Mark winstanley was the worst player I've seen in a Burnley shirt..my heart used to sink when I heard the tossers name announced over the P.A system before the game
Depends when you started watching. He was a lot better than most of those who played in the mid to late 80s.

Re: I got p***** and signed for Burnley

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 11:07 pm
by Archie Claret
How proud Howey must be.

Re: I got p***** and signed for Burnley

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 11:28 pm
by morpheus2
Terrier wrote:I quite liked winstanley and to me was far better than the others stan moved on.
He seems a really decent bloke Mark Winstanley, he delivered trusses for my job last week, the hiab on his wagon was broken so we had a good half hour with him having a giggle and chatting whilst awaiting a friendly farmer to give us a lift off with his loadall. Very nice 'lad' (he's just turned 50).

Re: I got p***** and signed for Burnley

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2018 11:56 pm
by mill hill claret
nil_desperandum wrote:Depends when you started watching. He was a lot better than most of those who played in the mid to late 80s.
Started watching in 1980 ..

Re: I got p***** and signed for Burnley

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2018 12:00 am
by FactualFrank
It's electrifying.

Re: I got p***** and signed for Burnley

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2018 12:22 am
by fidelcastro
Blackburnclaret wrote:Started watching in 1980 ..
Then you should know that there have been far worse than him.

:?

Re: I got p***** and signed for Burnley

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2018 12:29 am
by mill hill claret
fidelcastro wrote:Then you should know that there have been far worse than him.

:?
name one

Re: I got p***** and signed for Burnley

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2018 12:37 am
by fidelcastro
Blackburnclaret wrote:name one
Off the top of my head... Michael Williams, Mark Caughey, David Jones (Mk I), Tony Hancock, Les Lawrence, Mark Yates... they were all worse players in my opinion.

Before you say that none of them were defenders, then I'd say that Jamie Hoyland, Lee Howey (as the thread is about him), Steve Gardner and Steve Morgan were all worse than Winstanley.

Apologies for bringing up some of these names... memories of which have had to be treated by years of counseling for some :o

Re: I got p***** and signed for Burnley

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2018 12:41 am
by mill hill claret
Some bad ones there ..I'll give you that ...but still rate winstanley as bad if not worse than them ..my opinion of course

Re: I got p***** and signed for Burnley

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2018 2:03 am
by cricketfieldclarets
morpheus2 wrote:He seems a really decent bloke Mark Winstanley. Very nice 'lad' (he's just turned 50).
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Re: I got p***** and signed for Burnley

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2018 2:05 am
by cricketfieldclarets
His attitude sounds worse than his talent!

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Re: I got p***** and signed for Burnley

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2018 5:54 am
by CaptainClaret
Howey must have been ****** when he played too. Genuinely dreadful player.
Never showed any evidence how he managed to become a pro footballer.

Re: I got p***** and signed for Burnley

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2018 7:48 am
by claptrappers_union
“Looking back, Howey, who’s brother Steve played for rivals Newcastle United, can’t help but feel he could have been apart of that successful Black Cats team.”

He would’ve been nowhere near that team. He was rubbish.

Re: I got p***** and signed for Burnley

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2018 8:15 am
by Lancasterclaret
Jamie Hoyland
Jamie Hoyland was a far better player than Mark Winstanley

Had a good career at a decent level as well

Re: I got p***** and signed for Burnley

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2018 9:44 am
by Claretforever
I didn’t mind Winstanley. A bit error prone at times, but some games I remember thinking he’d played fantastic. Different level of football to now mind. I remember him hitting the crossbar at Bury away with a thunderbolt of a shot. Well, that’s how I recall it.

Re: I got p***** and signed for Burnley

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2018 9:52 am
by nil_desperandum
Lancasterclaret wrote:Jamie Hoyland was a far better player than Mark Winstanley

Had a good career at a decent level as well
Correct, but we had many defenders who were worse than Winstanley in our 4th division days.
Joe Gallagher - not his fault - playing on one leg being an obvious one, and then there were players like Morgan, Heggarty, Heesom, Palmer .... I could name another dozen.
Before he is labelled "worst ever" it should be remembered that he was playing in a higher division. (191 appearances for a good Bolton side before he moved to us and clocked up another 150.)

Re: I got p***** and signed for Burnley

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2018 9:55 am
by UpTheBeehole
Winstanley was nowhere near the worst player for us, even in the teams he was playing for us in.

Re: I got p***** and signed for Burnley

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2018 9:59 am
by Lord Beamish
I didn't mind Winstanley at all. I certainly remember being very pleased when he scored a brace at The New Den in our 94/95 1st Division Campaign, helping give us a rare away win in that ultimately unsuccessful season. He seemed to be very unlucky in the fact that nearly all his mistakes seemed to be punished with goals. Even in games we won handsomely, he could drop a rick. When we beat York City 7:2 in Waddle's reign, I believe that they opened the scoring that day when their forward ran onto a clearance that Winstanley had shanked towards his own goal.

In other matters, the Infamous Four who were sacked on live radio by Stan could well have been Five. Stan once told me(at a Q&A - we're not best buddies or owt) that, Had Mark Ford not have broken his leg in the previous Home Game against Bristol Rovers(courtesy of then player-manager Ian Holloway) he'd have joined the other Four on the Naughty Step.

Re: I got p***** and signed for Burnley

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2018 10:08 am
by Jimmymaccer
Weren’t the three of them hooked at half time, and the rest of the team sent back out onto the pitch......?

Blatherwick was friends with a bloke from the village (Read) and when I went in the Stork after the match Bkatherwick was sat there in tracksuit.......I couldn’t resist saying “could have gone better today”......he did say he’d never experienced anything like it at half time.....

Re: I got p***** and signed for Burnley

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2018 11:48 am
by Quickenthetempo
fidelcastro wrote:Off the top of my head... Michael Williams, Mark Caughey, David Jones (Mk I), Tony Hancock, Les Lawrence, Mark Yates... they were all worse players in my opinion.

Before you say that none of them were defenders, then I'd say that Jamie Hoyland, Lee Howey (as the thread is about him), Steve Gardner and Steve Morgan were all worse than Winstanley.

Apologies for bringing up some of these names... memories of which have had to be treated by years of counseling for some :o
Jamie Hoyland was a midfielder for us and a great player at the time.