Lions eat poacher..

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Lions eat poacher..

Post by karatekid » Mon Feb 12, 2018 6:39 pm

....well nearly all of him. JUSTICE :D :D


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-43035474
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Post by Croydon Claret » Mon Feb 12, 2018 6:42 pm

At last some good news in the world
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Re: Lions eat poacher..

Post by Rodleydave » Mon Feb 12, 2018 6:45 pm

Hope it was called Albert
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Re: Lions eat poacher..

Post by Funkydrummer » Mon Feb 12, 2018 6:48 pm

No, hope he was called Albert, the lion, I hope, was called Wallace.

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Re: Lions eat poacher..

Post by holdyourfire » Mon Feb 12, 2018 7:00 pm

My dad had that,on a Stanley Holloway album,remember it well.
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Re: Lions eat poacher..

Post by starting_11 » Mon Feb 12, 2018 7:08 pm

Croydon Claret wrote:At last some good news in the world
How so?
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Re: Lions eat poacher..

Post by ClaretAndJew » Mon Feb 12, 2018 7:11 pm

starting_11 wrote:
How so?
Whilst it's not inherently "good" news, it's not like lions, tigers, rhinos etc choose to be shot at by humans, so it's all fair for me when they attack.

Similar when a bull fighter gets his face gouged to pieces by a bulls horns. Good. Don't attack a bull with a sword you cowardly ****.
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Re: Lions eat poacher..

Post by Funkydrummer » Mon Feb 12, 2018 7:18 pm

starting_11 wrote:How so?
How not so, is the question IMO. I hope they enjoyed their meal, more to
follow hopefully.
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Re: Lions eat poacher..

Post by CharlieinNewMexico » Mon Feb 12, 2018 7:56 pm

and rightly so. poaching is far too delicate for game meat.
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Post by Rightfoot » Mon Feb 12, 2018 8:06 pm

Good
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Re: Lions eat poacher..

Post by Caernarfon_Claret » Mon Feb 12, 2018 8:11 pm

CharlieinNewMexico wrote:and rightly so. poaching is far too delicate for game meat.

They ate him raw apparently.

Not even a dash of salt, well it's not really needed.
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Re: Lions eat poacher..

Post by hampsteadclaret » Mon Feb 12, 2018 8:41 pm

Lips lickin’ time.. yum.. delicious.. the law of the jungle.
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Re: Lions eat poacher..

Post by Jeffbfc » Mon Feb 12, 2018 9:07 pm

Karma.
Or maybe they put him in a Korma. :roll:
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Re: Lions eat poacher..

Post by Jeffbfc » Mon Feb 12, 2018 9:07 pm

Karma.
Or maybe they put him in a Korma. :roll:
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Post by Jeffbfc » Mon Feb 12, 2018 9:08 pm

Tasted that good ordered it twice!
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Re: Lions eat poacher..

Post by FactualFrank » Mon Feb 12, 2018 9:14 pm

Caernarfon_Claret wrote:They ate him raw apparently.

Not even a dash of salt, well it's not really needed.
There was definitely a salt.
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Re: Lions eat poacher..

Post by bfcjg » Mon Feb 12, 2018 9:17 pm

What could possibly go wrong ?


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Re: Lions eat poacher..

Post by Jeffbfc » Mon Feb 12, 2018 9:20 pm

Answers on a postcard
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Re: Lions eat poacher..

Post by Funkydrummer » Mon Feb 12, 2018 9:22 pm

The lion could choke on his sandals ? :)
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Re: Lions eat poacher..

Post by rufus lumley » Mon Feb 12, 2018 10:45 pm

Smokey Robinson foretold this back in the sixties.
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Re: Lions eat poacher..

Post by hampsteadclaret » Tue Feb 13, 2018 1:36 am

The fab Ronnie Lane [RIP] had the right idea, with the help of a few famous pals.

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Re: Lions eat poacher..

Post by IanMcL » Tue Feb 13, 2018 1:37 am

Come on you Lions!
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Re: Lions eat poacher..

Post by Shappie » Tue Feb 13, 2018 7:11 am

Hey Bungalow Bill, what did you kill?!
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Re: Lions eat poacher..

Post by karatekid » Tue Feb 13, 2018 7:42 am

First rule in the Wild - Don't run, and if you have to run, make sure you run faster than the slowest runner in the group. :o
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Re: Lions eat poacher..

Post by Woonderbah » Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:13 am

Poacher's legs on toast
Yummy
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Re: Lions eat poacher..

Post by CnBtruntru » Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:45 am

If you have actually read the piece from the BBC is that the poachers name was Eddie :D.moo
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Re: Lions eat poacher..

Post by morpheus2 » Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:56 am

"....but unfortunately all the lions in and near the the Kruger National Park will have to be destroyed as is the rule with suspected maneaters" said Mbongo Daktari of the Kruger Wildlife Reserve..
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Re: Lions eat poacher..

Post by Vintage Claret » Tue Feb 13, 2018 1:04 pm

[quote="bfcjg"]What could possibly go wrong ?


He doesn't find the witch and the wardrobe?
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