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Lions eat poacher..
Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 6:39 pm
by karatekid
Re: Lions eat poacher..
Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 6:42 pm
by Croydon Claret
At last some good news in the world
Re: Lions eat poacher..
Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 6:45 pm
by Rodleydave
Hope it was called Albert
Re: Lions eat poacher..
Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 6:48 pm
by Funkydrummer
No, hope he was called Albert, the lion, I hope, was called Wallace.
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Re: Lions eat poacher..
Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 7:00 pm
by holdyourfire
My dad had that,on a Stanley Holloway album,remember it well.
Re: Lions eat poacher..
Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 7:08 pm
by starting_11
Croydon Claret wrote:At last some good news in the world
How so?
Re: Lions eat poacher..
Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 7:11 pm
by ClaretAndJew
starting_11 wrote:
How so?
Whilst it's not inherently "good" news, it's not like lions, tigers, rhinos etc choose to be shot at by humans, so it's all fair for me when they attack.
Similar when a bull fighter gets his face gouged to pieces by a bulls horns. Good. Don't attack a bull with a sword you cowardly ****.
Re: Lions eat poacher..
Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 7:18 pm
by Funkydrummer
starting_11 wrote:How so?
How not so, is the question IMO. I hope they enjoyed their meal, more to
follow hopefully.
Re: Lions eat poacher..
Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 7:56 pm
by CharlieinNewMexico
and rightly so. poaching is far too delicate for game meat.
Re: Lions eat poacher..
Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 8:06 pm
by Rightfoot
Good
Re: Lions eat poacher..
Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 8:11 pm
by Caernarfon_Claret
CharlieinNewMexico wrote:and rightly so. poaching is far too delicate for game meat.
They ate him raw apparently.
Not even a dash of salt, well it's not really needed.
Re: Lions eat poacher..
Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 8:41 pm
by hampsteadclaret
Lips lickin’ time.. yum.. delicious.. the law of the jungle.
Re: Lions eat poacher..
Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 9:07 pm
by Jeffbfc
Karma.
Or maybe they put him in a Korma.

Re: Lions eat poacher..
Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 9:07 pm
by Jeffbfc
Karma.
Or maybe they put him in a Korma.

Re: Lions eat poacher..
Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 9:08 pm
by Jeffbfc
Tasted that good ordered it twice!
Re: Lions eat poacher..
Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 9:14 pm
by FactualFrank
Caernarfon_Claret wrote:They ate him raw apparently.
Not even a dash of salt, well it's not really needed.
There was definitely a salt.
Re: Lions eat poacher..
Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 9:17 pm
by bfcjg
What could possibly go wrong ?

Re: Lions eat poacher..
Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 9:20 pm
by Jeffbfc
Answers on a postcard
Re: Lions eat poacher..
Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 9:22 pm
by Funkydrummer
The lion could choke on his sandals ?

Re: Lions eat poacher..
Posted: Mon Feb 12, 2018 10:45 pm
by rufus lumley
Smokey Robinson foretold this back in the sixties.
Re: Lions eat poacher..
Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 1:36 am
by hampsteadclaret
The fab Ronnie Lane [RIP] had the right idea, with the help of a few famous pals.
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Re: Lions eat poacher..
Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 1:37 am
by IanMcL
Come on you Lions!
Re: Lions eat poacher..
Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 7:11 am
by Shappie
Hey Bungalow Bill, what did you kill?!
Re: Lions eat poacher..
Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 7:42 am
by karatekid
First rule in the Wild - Don't run, and if you have to run, make sure you run faster than the slowest runner in the group.

Re: Lions eat poacher..
Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:13 am
by Woonderbah
Poacher's legs on toast
Yummy
Re: Lions eat poacher..
Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:45 am
by CnBtruntru
If you have actually read the piece from the BBC is that the poachers name was Eddie

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Re: Lions eat poacher..
Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 8:56 am
by morpheus2
"....but unfortunately all the lions in and near the the Kruger National Park will have to be destroyed as is the rule with suspected maneaters" said Mbongo Daktari of the Kruger Wildlife Reserve..
Re: Lions eat poacher..
Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2018 1:04 pm
by Vintage Claret
[quote="bfcjg"]What could possibly go wrong ?
He doesn't find the witch and the wardrobe?