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'Please Don't Shout At Me,I Get All Emotional'
Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2018 6:21 pm
by Dazzler
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Anyway,Most of the arse wipes I knew were in the stores.
Stop The war,I Need To Pray..Again
https://youtu.be/OQ4OoPNY_YM" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Re: 'Please Don't Shout At Me,I Get All Emotional'
Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2018 6:26 pm
by ClaretAndJew
Incoming!
Re: 'Please Don't Shout At Me,I Get All Emotional'
Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2018 6:28 pm
by ŽižkovClaret
Completely unrealistic. Most of the stuff these days will be done with Drones

Re: 'Please Don't Shout At Me,I Get All Emotional'
Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2018 6:30 pm
by RingoMcCartney
God loves a tryer Daz!
But, this thread will disappear in.
5.....4......3......2......1......

Re: 'Please Don't Shout At Me,I Get All Emotional'
Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2018 6:31 pm
by ClaretAndJew
Children should be born into the army, forced to use guns when they are 10 years old, shipped abroad to blow the rag heads to pieces without ever being told they are loved. **** showing emotions, who needs that? Men are no longer men but women with pants on, it makes me sick, WHERE ARE THE GOOD OLD DAYS.
I can't wait for Brexit when we are able to finally move out of this political correctness gone mad.
Re: 'Please Don't Shout At Me,I Get All Emotional'
Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2018 9:48 pm
by evensteadiereddie
Full house !

Re: 'Please Don't Shout At Me,I Get All Emotional'
Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2018 9:55 pm
by ontario claret
Dazzler, do you also take a peacock onboard whenever you travel by air as an emotional crutch?
Re: 'Please Don't Shout At Me,I Get All Emotional'
Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2018 9:55 pm
by Bin Ont Turf
Join the British Army but bring your own sandals.
Re: 'Please Don't Shout At Me,I Get All Emotional'
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2018 7:10 am
by Chobulous
Kiss me goodnight sergeant major.
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Re: 'Please Don't Shout At Me,I Get All Emotional'
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2018 8:45 am
by evensteadiereddie
Sorry, son, you've failed the medical.....those swivelling eyes and that foaming mouth. You stick to your keyboard, much safer that way.
Re: 'Please Don't Shout At Me,I Get All Emotional'
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2018 9:37 am
by UpTheBeehole
The army's for people who can't do real jobs.
Re: 'Please Don't Shout At Me,I Get All Emotional'
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2018 9:58 am
by Woodleyclaret
Try telling that in person to the many ex soldiers who regularly go on the Turf.We have always numbered squaddies amongst our fans.Back in the day they used to come to Cardiff away in big numbers incase their unique skills were needed.
Re: 'Please Don't Shout At Me,I Get All Emotional'
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2018 10:05 am
by UpTheBeehole
If I tell it them, will they get all emotional?
Re: 'Please Don't Shout At Me,I Get All Emotional'
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2018 10:19 am
by Lord Beamish
The only time I'll ever seek the opinion or advice of Piers Morgan is if I want to hack the Voicemail of a Murdered Schoolgirl's Mobile Phone.
Re: 'Please Don't Shout At Me,I Get All Emotional'
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2018 10:39 am
by 4:20
UpTheBeehole wrote:If I tell it them, will they get all emotional?
Aye, they'd probably use the emotion of laughter, then walk away leaving you festering in your shallow and deluded avarice.
Re: 'Please Don't Shout At Me,I Get All Emotional'
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2018 10:44 am
by UpTheBeehole
They'd probably break down with PTSD, or having never learned a sufficient coping mechanism due to their stunted brain development, which led to them joining the army in the first place, would lash out like they always do.
Newspapers these days are full of stories of ex-soldiers gone wrong. The army is basically uni for future criminals.
Re: 'Please Don't Shout At Me,I Get All Emotional'
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2018 11:06 am
by Mrpotatohead
UpTheBeehole wrote:They'd probably break down with PTSD, or having never learned a sufficient coping mechanism due to their stunted brain development, which led to them joining the army in the first place, would lash out like they always do.
Newspapers these days are full of stories of ex-soldiers gone wrong. The army is basically uni for future criminals.

The army, along with the other services, can be a rewarding career, with lots of opportunity you wouldn't get elsewhere. Sounds to me that you think everyone in the army is cannon fodder, which isn't the case. Must be great having such a good job and rewarding career like yourself. Before you start, I'm not in the army.
Re: 'Please Don't Shout At Me,I Get All Emotional'
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2018 11:09 am
by houseboy
ClaretAndJew wrote:Children should be born into the army, forced to use guns when they are 10 years old, shipped abroad to blow the rag heads to pieces without ever being told they are loved. **** showing emotions, who needs that? Men are no longer men but women with pants on, it makes me sick, WHERE ARE THE GOOD OLD DAYS.
I can't wait for Brexit when we are able to finally move out of this political correctness gone mad.
If I thought for one second you were being serious I'd think you needed help but I don't believe you are so we'll all just laugh.
I do agree with you about Brexit and PC though.
Re: 'Please Don't Shout At Me,I Get All Emotional'
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2018 11:12 am
by houseboy
Mrpotatohead wrote:
The army, along with the other services, can be a rewarding career, with lots of opportunity you wouldn't get elsewhere. Sounds to me that you think everyone in the army is cannon fodder, which isn't the case. Must be great having such a good job and rewarding career like yourself. Before you start, I'm not in the army.
Can be rewarding if you come out of it alive and with all your limbs intact but if not I fail to see how it is.
Re: 'Please Don't Shout At Me,I Get All Emotional'
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2018 11:23 am
by houseboy
Interesting point: if no-one in any country joined the army there would be no need for any army. Then the politicians who declare war with other politicians would have to go and sort it out amongst themselves. Millions of people have died in wars that were declared by a tiny handful of people, most of whom took no part in them. It's an irony that never fails to amaze me.
Another Interesting point: one of the only good points of war is that due to the millions who died in the two world wars, and the subsequent lack of procreation by them, their children and grandchildren, we are temporarily relieved from over-population, which is apparently the biggest threat to human life on earth according many scientists. Another irony.
Re: 'Please Don't Shout At Me,I Get All Emotional'
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2018 12:11 pm
by Holmeclaret
Seriously, Muslims in the British army?
Re: 'Please Don't Shout At Me,I Get All Emotional'
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2018 12:15 pm
by UpTheBeehole
Holmeclaret wrote:Seriously, Muslims in the British army?
"If many people don't know that Muslims have fought for this country since the first world war and serve in its armed forces today, then we need to ensure that is understood to be part of the history that we will all come together to commemorate during this centenary.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/ ... -world-war
Re: 'Please Don't Shout At Me,I Get All Emotional'
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2018 12:38 pm
by Guich
Are you saying, UptheBeehole, that Muslims with criminal potential and stunted brain development are better off in our army?
Re: 'Please Don't Shout At Me,I Get All Emotional'
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2018 9:15 pm
by Heaton's Gloves
Maybe the time for National Service is coming. I hope so, there’s a few muppets on this thread who could do with being taught some respect. If anyone wishes to discuss the ins and outs of my post, please can we do this in person? I don’t really identify with keyboard warriors.
Re: 'Please Don't Shout At Me,I Get All Emotional'
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2018 11:20 pm
by claptrappers_union
In the Piers Morgan video in the OP, I don’t agree with his view, in fact I don’t have an opinion, I don’t care. However, from 01:40, and I hate to say this, I agree with everything he says.
Re: 'Please Don't Shout At Me,I Get All Emotional'
Posted: Fri Feb 16, 2018 11:22 pm
by Spiral
You're out of your mind of you believe compulsory enlistment in the armed forces would teach a single person respect. It'd teach those with the most grievous lack of respect towards others nothing less than recalcitrance (and now that person is a trained killer, too) while coercing the the otherwise respectful into a pointless tax-payer funded social programme (I mean conscription, not the armed forces as a whole) which inhibits their career potential and economic contribution-not least their personal freedom-for almost half a decade of their life, and for what? To satiate the indignation (and ignorance) of a handful of fogies unaffected by the policy?
Under-motivated conscripts phoning it in for four years as part of a standing army in the mould of yesterday's battlefield? Yeah, great use of the defence budget.
Sorry to be blunt, but what a ****ing idiot.