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5 a side team names
Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2018 9:50 pm
by Longsidejono
What would you call your team, I saw a few in the power zone league the other night some of my favourites were:
Pique blinders
Ballack Obama’s
Trying to think of some Burnley related ones!
Re: 5 a side team names
Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2018 10:19 pm
by nyclaret
Ben Mee the Fockers
Re: 5 a side team names
Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2018 10:35 pm
by piston broke
A mate was in a side named Inter Women.
Re: 5 a side team names
Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2018 10:44 pm
by HunterST_BFC
Once played against F.C. Ups.
They actually won the League!
Re: 5 a side team names
Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2018 11:20 pm
by TheOriginalLongsider
I’ve played for Lazy Milan and Napoli Rash
Re: 5 a side team names
Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2018 11:20 pm
by CFS
Table upside down
Adolf hit ya
Re: 5 a side team names
Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2018 6:34 am
by Longsidejono
The heat is on...
Very poor
Re: 5 a side team names
Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2018 7:19 am
by pushpinpussy
Used to play against a side at the Birmingham power league called Norfolk n Chance.
Re: 5 a side team names
Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2018 7:49 am
by MACCA
A.B.C.D.E. F.C
PSV Hangover
1860 Munchen Burgers
Re: 5 a side team names
Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2018 10:53 am
by Longsidejono
Real hagrid
Re: 5 a side team names
Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2018 10:59 am
by Down_Rover
Played for Sahara Forestry Commission
Re: 5 a side team names
Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2018 11:07 am
by jedi_master
Our 5 a side team is called Le Saux Solid Crew, we even tweeted the ‘official’ Graeme and got endorsed by him.
We play in a league with Murder on Zidane’s Floor, Hakuna Juan Mata and Lallana’s In Pyjamas, amongst others.
Re: 5 a side team names
Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2018 12:36 pm
by KINGPIN
jedi_master wrote:Our 5 a side team is called Le Saux Solid Crew, we even tweeted the ‘official’ Graeme and got endorsed by him.
We play in a league with Murder on Zidane’s Floor, Hakuna Juan Mata and Lallana’s In Pyjamas, amongst others.
Its Wanyama in Pyjamas in their Division bud

Re: 5 a side team names
Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2018 12:39 pm
by Herts Clarets
Real Ale Madrid
Re: 5 a side team names
Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2018 12:43 pm
by KINGPIN
Notinyamums Forest!! Quality!!
Re: 5 a side team names
Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2018 12:57 pm
by Vintage Claret
Some good ones on here..
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Re: 5 a side team names
Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2018 1:41 pm
by Vintage Claret
Some Burnley related ones:-
Why always Mee?
Blind men on a galloping horse
Magic lanterns
Andy Paytons Golf Club
Curl up and Dyche
Vintage Clarets

Re: 5 a side team names
Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2018 2:30 pm
by UpTheClaretsFCBK
I used to play for Xavi Dodgers
Re: 5 a side team names
Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2018 4:41 pm
by basil6345789
My mate Jowl Boy used to play for Shagpile Carpets.
Re: 5 a side team names
Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2018 4:58 pm
by Barry_Chuckle
5 knuckle shufflers
Re: 5 a side team names
Posted: Tue Feb 27, 2018 5:04 pm
by Walton
A former colleague named his Fantasy team Borussia Mönchenjamrag.