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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2018 8:47 pm
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2018 8:47 pm
"Time for you to **** off back home... midget!"
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2018 8:48 pm
Willy Wonka is waiting for you back at the factory...
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2018 8:49 pm
Ain’t nobody got time for that sh!t...
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2018 8:50 pm
4 grand Casio, you little sh1t!
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2018 8:51 pm
Once round the pitch tubby......1, 2, 3, go!
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2018 8:52 pm
That's the double...you're my b1tch now Sam, now get in there and start my tea
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2018 8:57 pm
Leaving early eh.
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2018 9:08 pm
"it's about time we came back to win"
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2018 9:12 pm
"How come Everton are allowed to bring their own ballboys? Oops, sorry Sammy, is that the time?"
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2018 9:14 pm
"I've just counted more seconds on my watch in the last 20 seconds than you've had sex!"
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2018 9:25 pm
"Hurry up and get home, Snow Whites due back"
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2018 9:28 pm
They stop selling pies in 2 minutes Sammy. Better get a move on.
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2018 9:30 pm
Fuckoff back to to the wizard you ******* ompah lumpa.
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2018 9:33 pm
That is how you defend against you scousers, 90 minutes next to you and still have my watch.
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2018 9:34 pm
"Look, no gloves you soft little ****"
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2018 9:34 pm
Winner!Bin Ont Turf wrote:4 grand Casio, you little sh1t!
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2018 9:38 pm
You're late for weight watchers.
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2018 9:42 pm
Go on then go and get him....you've got 2minutes.Duncan ferguson? My ar$e!!
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2018 9:52 pm
In the next 20 seconds you will have completely sunk in that quicksand.
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2018 9:58 pm
its first left then 2nd right then.....follow the yellow brick road, follow the yellow brick road, follow follow follow follow.........
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2018 10:00 pm
How far away are you?
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2018 10:04 pm
“Bang”
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2018 9:17 am
Hey fat lad its time for another pie
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2018 9:23 am
Bolton are this many years ahead...
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2018 9:27 am
Gas mark 7 for 20 mins go get the pies on fatty!
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2018 9:45 am
Time for a nappy change Sammy....... you walk like you've just shat yourself!
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2018 9:58 am
Hold your breath for another 46 seconds and I'll give Guiness Book of Records a ring.
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2018 10:04 am
I saw you looking at my watch....it's no good to you - it has a big hand, a little hand and a second hand. In any case I am too tall for you to reach it!
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2018 10:06 am
It's luminous. I saw you lot coming a mile off!
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2018 10:09 am
Right, so Q said if I press this button here it fires out a poison... oops, soz little fella.
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2018 10:11 am
Time for teletubbies...
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2018 10:15 am
Ready Sammy Go......Im a little teapot short and stout hears my handle hears my spout....
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2018 1:49 pm
"Your right, it's time for you to get out of here after a performance like that"
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2018 1:54 pm
Get back to Mordor hobbit, it’s time for Gandalf to destroy your ring.
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2018 1:56 pm
You are late for lesson little Sam... you need to be a little more Keane, like Mee!
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Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2018 1:59 pm
I’ ll Give you 30 seconds to get back in your area before I get angry and you won’t like me when I am angry