In terms of commentary, the phrase “No one wants to see this...” kills me. It’s exactly what we want to see, it’s absolute comedy gold. The only thing that runs it close is “you couldn’t have written it” when a former player comes back and scores a winner against his old club.

It’s exactly what you’d write.

I disagree. You want to see over privileged fans going into meltdown but not running on the pitch acting like dicks.

Edit: presume the "no one wants to see this" refers to fans on the pitch.