• Count Dankula guilty for telling a joke

Posted: **Tue Mar 20, 2018 1:51 pm**

Youtuber, comedian, shitposter, whatever, Count Dankula has just been found guilty in a court up in Scotland and is awaiting a potential 2 month prison sentence for videoing a prank on his girlfriend and uploading it to YouTube in which he trained her dog to lift its paw for a treat when it heard a well known, dark humour internet meme that I can't repeat on here. Context evaporates, man convicted for telling a joke, **** this country.

Posted: **Tue Mar 20, 2018 1:52 pm**

Oh for ***** sake.

Posted: **Tue Mar 20, 2018 2:36 pm**

Deserves to go to jail just for being called Count Dankula to be honest. So cringe.

Posted: **Tue Mar 20, 2018 2:38 pm**

Falcon wrote:Deserves to go to jail just for being called Count Dankula to be honest. So cringe.

That was his intent, to call himself the crappiest, cringiest thing he could think of.

Posted: **Tue Mar 20, 2018 2:47 pm**

That's a seriously worrying precedent.

I'm all for limiting hateful and awful speeches and actions. Banning various people from the country - it was easy to get swept away with this when it first started.

But it's worrying, if it's true.

Posted: **Tue Mar 20, 2018 2:53 pm**

https://www.studentsforliberty.org/2018 ... r-liberty/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Reading about this earlier, worth reading the link.

Posted: **Tue Mar 20, 2018 2:55 pm**

It is a bit of a d*ck move to teach a dog to sieg heil on command

Posted: **Tue Mar 20, 2018 3:03 pm**

This country eh?

Gone to the dogs (well, not this dog obviously)

Posted: **Tue Mar 20, 2018 3:06 pm**

Give it 5 years and people will be given a police caution for walking into a cafe and asking for a black coffee and requesting that their sausage sandwich be served on brown bread.

Posted: **Tue Mar 20, 2018 3:08 pm**

UpTheBeehole wrote:It is a bit of a d*ck move to teach a dog to sieg heil on command

The guy's a student level comedian. He probably still sets light to his farts and licks his plate clean instead of washing it up. A puerile sense of humour is par for the course. Get over it.

Posted: **Tue Mar 20, 2018 3:08 pm**

I got arrested and thrown into jail last week just for saying I was English.

Posted: **Tue Mar 20, 2018 3:09 pm**

FAO morons,

THIS is what denying freedom of speech looks like. Actually being punished by the state for saying something that does nothing more than offend. Not students at a university calling for someone to be disinvited to speak.

Posted: **Tue Mar 20, 2018 3:10 pm**

fatboy47 wrote:I got arrested and thrown into jail last week just for saying I was English.

What, just for saying you're English?

Posted: **Tue Mar 20, 2018 3:11 pm**

Imploding Turtle wrote:What, just for saying you're English?

Russia?

Posted: **Tue Mar 20, 2018 3:12 pm**

Chobulous wrote:Russia?

Bhutan?

Posted: **Tue Mar 20, 2018 3:13 pm**

Chobulous wrote:Russia?

No, they let him enter the cell at his own pace.

Posted: **Tue Mar 20, 2018 3:17 pm**

Having now read up about this case, what an absolute waste of time for the police to even consider this non-issue, let alone go for a prosecution.

Clearly a comedy video. Doesn't incite hatred or violence, just a crap joke.

Posted: **Tue Mar 20, 2018 3:19 pm**

And yes I know some alt-right arseholes are supporting his cause. Don't let that cloud your judgement. Any basic research into the bloke and you can tell he's not like them.

Posted: **Tue Mar 20, 2018 3:21 pm**

Imploding Turtle wrote:Oh for ***** sake.

Dont seem too arsed when people get criminal convictions for making obviously joke videos, but as soon as someone mentions locking up Islamists who preach extremism and hate you're all about free speech and liberal values then. Amirite fam?

Posted: **Tue Mar 20, 2018 3:23 pm**

ClaretMoffitt wrote:Dont seem too arsed when people get criminal convictions for making obviously joke videos, but as soon as someone mentions locking up Islamists who preach extremism and hate you're all about free speech and liberal values then. Amirite fam?

You're such an idiot.

Posted: **Tue Mar 20, 2018 3:26 pm**

Falcon wrote:Having now read up about this case, what an absolute waste of time for the police to even consider this non-issue, let alone go for a prosecution.

Clearly a comedy video. Doesn't incite hatred or violence, just a crap joke.

It's been going on for 2 years...

Posted: **Tue Mar 20, 2018 3:27 pm**

Falcon wrote:And yes I know some alt-right arseholes are supporting his cause. Don't let that cloud your judgement. Any basic research into the bloke and you can tell he's not like them.

Yeah, totally. Those stupid arseholes on the right defending our rights to not be arrested and charged for saying naughty words. Damn bigots.

Posted: **Tue Mar 20, 2018 3:29 pm**

ClaretMoffitt wrote:Yeah, totally. Those stupid arseholes on the right defending our rights to not be arrested and charged for saying naughty words. Damn bigots.

Would you defend Abu Hamza's right to stand on the street and say his naughty words?

Posted: **Tue Mar 20, 2018 3:30 pm**

UpTheBeehole wrote:Would you defend Abu Hamza's right to stand on the street and say his naughty words?

Well, no because he is actually inciting genuine violence.

Your right to free speech ends at the point of calling for murder.

Posted: **Tue Mar 20, 2018 3:30 pm**

ClaretMoffitt wrote:Yeah, totally. Those stupid arseholes on the right defending our rights to not be arrested and charged for saying naughty words. Damn bigots.

This from someone who once wanted to lock muslims up without trial, without due process, without conviction, because they held and shared extreme views.

Yeah, you're all in favour of free speech alrigth, just not for everyone.

Posted: **Tue Mar 20, 2018 3:31 pm**

UpTheBeehole wrote:Would you defend Abu Hamza's right to stand on the street and say his naughty words?

Unfortunately Hamza and dicks like him are free up to a point.
Same with Tommy Robinson being at Speakers Corner yesterday I think it was.

They're free up to a point, so they tend to be clever with their wording so it's just on the right side of being legal, despite there often being other meanings to their words.

Posted: **Tue Mar 20, 2018 3:32 pm**

ClaretMoffitt wrote:Yeah, totally. Those stupid arseholes on the right defending our rights to not be arrested and charged for saying naughty words. Damn bigots.

Don't be a knob, we're all on the same side on this issue. The likes of Tommy Robinson aren't arseholes for defending free speech in this instance, but they are arseholes in general.

Posted: **Tue Mar 20, 2018 3:34 pm**

Imploding Turtle wrote:This from someone who once wanted to lock muslims up without trial, without due process, without conviction, because they held and shared extreme views.

SImple answer is there needs to be a change of laws, or enforce what we've got.

Posted: **Tue Mar 20, 2018 3:36 pm**

Imploding Turtle wrote:This from someone who once wanted to lock muslims up without trial, without due process, without conviction, because they held and shared extreme views.

Yeah, you're all in favour of free speech alrigth, just not for everyone.

I am all for free speech. Never once have I called for any restrictions on peoples voices who offend me, annoy me or whatever.

But, as you already know but deliberately evade in an attempt to make me look like a hypocrite. I do not believe people who incite violence and murder should be protected by the law to do so. There is a world of difference airing offensive views and inciting violence.

Posted: **Tue Mar 20, 2018 3:36 pm**

Sidney1st wrote:Unfortunately Hamza and dicks like him are free up to a point.
Same with Tommy Robinson being at Speakers Corner yesterday I think it was.

They're free up to a point, so they tend to be clever with their wording so it's just on the right side of being legal, despite there often being other meanings to their words.

Like saying "I can't be a racist, because..."

Sidney1st wrote:
Like I said, Islam isn't a race

Posted: **Tue Mar 20, 2018 3:37 pm**

To be clear I;m not saying you're a racist Sidney, but that's a perfect case in point of the sh*thousery people like "Tommy Robinson" come out with

Posted: **Tue Mar 20, 2018 3:47 pm**

Anybody else get arrested this week just for being English, or (more importantly) read on social media that it happened?

Posted: **Tue Mar 20, 2018 3:54 pm**

Lancasterclaret wrote:Anybody else get arrested this week just for being English, or (more importantly) read on social media that it happened?

Nobody did in the first place, but a guy was found guilty and is awaiting sentencing for telling a joke. This is what matters and it's a serious matter.

Posted: **Tue Mar 20, 2018 4:04 pm**

ClaretMoffitt wrote:I am all for free speech. Never once have I called for any restrictions on peoples voices who offend me, annoy me or whatever.

But, as you already know but deliberately evade in an attempt to make me look like a hypocrite. I do not believe people who incite violence and murder should be protected by the law to do so. There is a world of difference airing offensive views and inciting violence.

No one is protected by the law to do that.

Posted: **Tue Mar 20, 2018 4:08 pm**

They've banned Christmas

Posted: **Tue Mar 20, 2018 4:14 pm**

This is what matters and it's a serious matter.

Its not as serious as being arrested for being English though is it?

Posted: **Tue Mar 20, 2018 4:24 pm**

UpTheBeehole wrote:To be clear I;m not saying you're a racist Sidney, but that's a perfect case in point of the sh*thousery people like "Tommy Robinson" come out with

I'm yet to be convinced Islam is a race.

As for what I said about their speeches, they are generally clever with their wording to avoid arrest.

It took the police/intelligence service years to nail Hamza and then Choudary due to how they worded it.
Choudary was caught with the help of a secret recording I think.

Robinson will get caught out eventually, just takes time and patience.

Posted: **Tue Mar 20, 2018 4:24 pm**

ClaretAndJew wrote:They've banned Christmas

Thank fck for that.

Posted: **Tue Mar 20, 2018 4:29 pm**

Lancasterclaret wrote:Its not as serious as being arrested for being English though is it?

What are you going on about? Sorry if I'm not following your line very well but this has me confused. Who's been arrested for being English?

Posted: **Tue Mar 20, 2018 4:32 pm**

Foxy_Tom99 wrote:Is this forum real or just some kind of parody site taking the p*ss out 12 fingered backward Burnley yokels?? Whatever it is you guys don't half crack me up

Git gud at trolling, you're crap.

Posted: **Tue Mar 20, 2018 4:35 pm**

4:20 wrote:Git gud at trolling, you're crap.

But... his free speech

Posted: **Tue Mar 20, 2018 4:43 pm**

Falcon wrote:But... his free speech

Aye, its crap, should do better, not after banning him tough lol

Posted: **Tue Mar 20, 2018 4:43 pm**

Foxy_Tom99 wrote:I wish you were trolling with your OP but the sad thing is you are deadly serious and are a complete berk

And you're a prick.

Posted: **Tue Mar 20, 2018 4:48 pm**

Foxy_Tom99 wrote:I wish you were trolling with your OP but the sad thing is you are deadly serious and are a complete berk

I wish I was trolling with the OP too and, I agree, its sad about the seriousness of it. Not sure about the 'Berk' bit though, I was only pointing out how crap you are as a troll.

Posted: **Tue Mar 20, 2018 5:26 pm**

4:20 wrote:What are you going on about? Sorry if I'm not following your line very well but this has me confused. Who's been arrested for being English?

Stewart Lee's cab driver

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkCBhKs4faI" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Posted: **Tue Mar 20, 2018 5:34 pm**

It's nice to see the left onside with this one.

Probably as the offended party are Jewish people

Posted: **Tue Mar 20, 2018 5:39 pm**

I'm on the side of people who are offended by white people who think its 1970 to be honest.

Simple solution is for white people to act like its 2018 and these problems just don't exist.

Posted: **Tue Mar 20, 2018 5:40 pm**

Greenmile wrote:Stewart Lee's cab driver

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkCBhKs4faI" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Never heard of this guy until now and just watched a few of his clips. So is he really big on the left wing scene? Just curious

Posted: **Tue Mar 20, 2018 5:49 pm**

Wypeepo

Posted: **Tue Mar 20, 2018 5:50 pm**

ClaretMoffitt wrote:Never heard of this guy until now and just watched a few of his clips. So is he really big on the left wing scene? Just curious

His personal politics are pretty clearly left-wing (he occasionally writes columns for the Guardian), but he's not really a "political" comedian (particularly his earlier stuff). He's massive on the stand-up comedy scene (which is generally in itself pretty left-wing, I suppose)

If you've never heard of him, I'd definitely recommend watching a bit more (a full show rather than YouTube clips) - you'll either love him or hate him, but he's one of the best comedians of all time on my opinion (fwiw).

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