I bought a paper shredder. They are extremely dangerous to use in every way and a liability in a house and overheat and get stuck after just a few sheets of paper. Simple solution, get a bucket, loosely rip the paper, get a plastic jug and fill with water. Add plain four. Pour into bucket with paper and mulch around a bit and them dump in waterproof bag.

1. Saves countless visits to hospital and the doctors for various injuries, so saves on N.H.S bills.
2. Saves much time and effort as its very easy and simple and quick.
3. Saves the manufacture and design of a pointless and dangerous and expensive product, so less pointless work to get out of bed for and factory builds and all the personal grief combined draining the soul of the nation away.
4. 30 million people not using just that one object forever in England, saves the national grid billions and a massive and pointless waste of energy.
5. Saves on pointless trade and supply and roads and all that and plastic production.

Or just do it digitally with the bare minimum of power.

A bare minimum of power x 30 million in England for 1000 years is a massive thing.

I don't like a lot of the digital computer age, it's a hive of miserable lies and not much truth and it can be over with one flick of a switch to leave everyone helpless and useless.

Here's what fifty sheets of paper and a pint of water and half a bag of four and some coffee grains looks like. That kind of stuff could be poured into a bin-liner mould to make something else, like home furniture, for example.

Here's what I'm doing with some document disposal:

or just burn it.

Looks like the new range of Pot Noodle.

While many people shred and send for recycling, pstotto sends to landfill. Ah well!

But if he breaks his leg he's only a couple of ingredients short of a coffee flavoured plaster of Paris.

Now that's genius.

It doesn't beat the frying pan thread but it's....interesting.

The phrasing is understandable, thus far. Seriously though, hope you're well these days Pstotto.

There should, at least, be a papier mache sculpture out of it all.

Coffee beans and flour seem costly, not to mention the need for a bucket.

Looks like you're in the comfort zone, those that sneer. I'm in the subduction zone.

Harry Enfield skit not quite...

Did you use this concoction to clean the blinds?

Dyched wrote:Did you use this concoction to clean the blinds?

No, eco degreaser...