we should go all out for this lad

Carlos Kaiser would be ideal.

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Now this is a 'no brainer'.

Sign him up

Must be good at something because his English is appalling.

I see what he’s done with his name there, very clever......
Now if we could find Chris centrehalf, Mike Midfield, Steve Saver Wayne winger & Shaun supuersub, we would be sorted.

Ashingtonclaret46 wrote:Must be good at something because his English is appalling.

I thought Cutsy did alright in this thread tbh.

Ring that number, he's real alright.

Is this Ali Dia? Shame Souness isn't managing any more.

Happy Ending?

Anyone who calls penalties 'penos' has never played football and shouldn't be trusted generally.

Wanye Rooney.

With a name like that... it's a sign from God surely?!

We've been caught out with this one before... only he was called Fernando Guerrero.

What if he didn't pan out? Would he change his name to Freddy Flop? If he signed with Woevers, he could become Benny Bankrupt.

I rang his number and offered him a trial at Blackburn. He is going on Tuesday at 10 am