Pregnant.

UpTheBeehole wrote:Pregnant.

miracle

Eh?

And congratulations to her too.

That'll take some explaining to the missus...

Hahahahah!!!!

IVF. Not very complicated even for the pig ignorant.

No, you're right, it's very simple. Especially for those with no sense of humour.

KeighleyClaret wrote:IVF. Not very complicated even for the pig ignorant.

I understand it's available in the same hospital that did your sense of humour bypass so you might ask there.

KeighleyClaret wrote:IVF. Not very complicated even for the pig ignorant.

So the pig ignorant can access IVF?

KeighleyClaret wrote:IVF. Not very complicated even for the pig ignorant.

What a whopper!! Do the nhs do sense of humour implants?

Grudge baby...???


Somebody had it in for her...

Blackrod will be very upset

Well done to Ms Davidson, she’s alright for a Tory always seem straight talking,her partners quite tidy too.Though you wouldn’t want to waving a red rag at Ruth after she’s had a few cans of wifebeater!

This thread is useless without pictures

I’ve seen her. It’d be equally useless WITH pictures.

Christ, there are some cavemen littering this messageboard.

Does the V stand for vagina ? What is IVF please explain to me as you would a child. Remember the old when a mummy loves a daddy how we found out ? I remember my dad telling me he was so embarressed, so much so that I burst out laughing and spat my Hen Harrier out all over the pool table in the Talbot.

bfcjg wrote:Does the V stand for vagina ? What is IVF please explain to me as you would a child. Remember the old when a mummy loves a daddy how we found out ? I remember my dad telling me he was so embarressed, so much so that I burst out laughing and spat my Hen Harrier out all over the pool table in the Talbot.

V for vitro. Glass.

thatdberight wrote:V for vitro. Glass.

What about the F ? Finger ?

Even her dad Jim “ Nick Nick” Davidson has given his blessing , goes to show that even dinosaurs can change .

Apparently the royal family just use a turkey baster.

Corky wrote:Apparently the royal family just use a turkey baster.

Is that what they call James Hewitt ?

When they're signing up for IVF , the pig ignorant think their joining an northern Irish paramilitary organisation.

My youngest was IVF.

I can honestly say that I was asleep when she was conceived !!

AlargeClaret wrote:Well done to Ms Davidson, she’s alright for a Tory always seem straight talking,her partners quite tidy too.Though you wouldn’t want to waving a red rag at Ruth after she’s had a few cans of wifebeater!

If she's waving a red rag, it might not be the best time to try the IVF!

She bears a striking resemblance to Kim Yung Un (in my humble opinion, of course)

Do you get a choice of sperm?

AlargeClaret wrote:her partners quite tidy too

I'd hate to see your definition of 'untidy'

CoolClaret wrote:I'd hate to see your definition of 'untidy'

I was speaking relatively in that , your average bull isn’t squired by the finest totty as a rule . But fair point you really don’t wanna see my definition of “ untidy”!

Where do they get the gizz from? Is it designer stuff?

basil6345789 wrote:Where do they get the gizz from? Is it designer stuff?

Mine is> I could have accidentally shot it into the atmosphere... that would have done it!

IanMcL wrote:Do you get a choice of sperm?

Or a taster

You can see the shocking headline already

"Woman pregnant"

'Remember the old when a mummy loves a daddy how we found out ?'

Don't be so old fashioned. If I want a baby I'll have one anyway possible. I can think about what's best for the baby afterwards. Nothing against IVF btw as I think it's remarkable and helped a lot of people. Flip flop flip flop best get the tin hat on.

The second coming

Has Rowls seen this thread yet?

"Flip flop flip flop best get the tin hat on"
Do you collect sperm in a tin hat or is it a euphemism ?

Good news, happy for her

Really like her as an MP, strong, principaled and competent. Would be great to see her kick out that little hateful pitbull currently governing scotland

I'd be quite up for her taking a seat down here and having a go at the big job. She seems to favour Conservatism with a social conscience, which I'm sure many would resonate with.

Very PC ClaretMoffitt

chorleyhere wrote:Very PC ClaretMoffitt

Oh, was I supposed to say something else?

ClaretMoffitt wrote:Good news, happy for her

Really like her as an MP, strong, principaled and competent. Would be great to see her kick out that little hateful pitbull currently governing scotland

Just noticed this thread saw Ruth speak at a Policy Scotland lecture on Tuesday,came across well and seemed genuinely passionate in her arguments,what i like is she is prepared to argue against her parties policies if she doesn't believe in them,after making an important point that the Union has to evolve to survive,she also mentioned increasing taxation to fund NHS and social care spending not a traditional Tory line.https://www.theguardian.com/politics/20 ... r-tax-cuts
Ruth gets extra brownie points as she gets under Sturgeon's skin at FMQ'S,just one correction Ruth is an MSP not an MP.

Messing about with nature - many young people disapprove.

Caballo wrote:I'd be quite up for her taking a seat down here and having a go at the big job. She seems to favour Conservatism with a social conscience, which I'm sure many would resonate with.

Conservatism with a social conscience? That’s a laugh as it doesn’t exist.

South West Claret. wrote:Conservatism with a social conscience? That’s a laugh as it doesn’t exist.

Like a socialist government that doesn't run out of somebody else's money then?

ClaretMoffitt wrote:Good news, happy for her

Really like her as an MP, strong, principaled and competent. Would be great to see her kick out that little hateful pitbull currently governing scotland

Quote me something that the current First Minister of Scotland has said that you believe is "hateful".

RingoMcCartney wrote:Like a socialist government that doesn't run out of somebody else's money then?

As opposed to a conservative government that doesn't run out of someone elses labour.

South West Claret. wrote:Conservatism with a social conscience? That’s a laugh as it doesn’t exist.

Which would be the whole point of giving it a go!

Imploding Turtle wrote:Quote me something that the current First Minister of Scotland has said that you believe is "hateful".

Why, you don't need quotes or evidence these days to call someone hateful, bigoted or a racist.

All you need is underlying personal suspicions based of their actions and politics.