The Royal Dyche
Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2018 8:34 pm
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The Royal Dyche
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Re: The Royal Dyche
Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2018 8:42 pm
This reminds me of all the ‘local colour’ stories following our first Premier League promotion. That butcher with his sausages named after the Beast and the Owen Coyle shaped pie. Little did we realise that the crust would turn out to be less flakey than the man himself!
Re: The Royal Dyche
Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2018 9:07 pm
Excellent
Re: The Royal Dyche
Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2018 9:18 pm
I’m sure we can think of something more obscure or interesting than Royal Dyche though.
Re: The Royal Dyche
Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2018 9:19 pm
That is so cool!
Re: The Royal Dyche
Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2018 9:35 pm
Hope he pops in for a pint
Re: The Royal Dyche
Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2018 10:02 pm
Genius piece of publicity. 
Kerching!
Kerching!
Re: The Royal Dyche
Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2018 10:17 pm
Get the table football back and I may pop in for a ridiculously freezing cold Newcy Brown.
Re: The Royal Dyche
Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2018 10:20 pm
Pint of gravel please
Re: The Royal Dyche
Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2018 10:24 pm
Surely only gravel served?
Re: The Royal Dyche
Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2018 11:18 pm
Gravel and worms
Re: The Royal Dyche
Posted: Tue May 01, 2018 6:25 pm
I was thinking they should have renamed it "The Princess Dyche" , that would have gone down well . Hummmmm just an idea .
Re: The Royal Dyche
Posted: Tue May 01, 2018 6:30 pm
Feature on this on North West Tonight BBC in a few minutes.
Re: The Royal Dyche
Posted: Tue May 01, 2018 6:44 pm
Bump.
Re: The Royal Dyche
Posted: Tue May 01, 2018 6:50 pm
Suicide Squad 
Re: The Royal Dyche
Posted: Tue May 01, 2018 6:52 pm
Was that Pot in the low viz jacket?
Re: The Royal Dyche
Posted: Tue May 01, 2018 6:55 pm
YepElectroClaret wrote:Was that Pot in the low viz jacket?
You can't keep a good man down
Re: The Royal Dyche
Posted: Tue May 01, 2018 6:56 pm
Looks like he's earning an honest living!ElectroClaret wrote:Was that Pot in the low viz jacket?
Re: The Royal Dyche
Posted: Tue May 01, 2018 7:00 pm
That's a great pub sign...I reckon he will pop in on a quiet night!
Re: The Royal Dyche
Posted: Tue May 01, 2018 7:02 pm
The “Dyche” bomb
Lick sulphur
Suck on a cactus
Down pint of gravel
Don’t have more than 3
Lick sulphur
Suck on a cactus
Down pint of gravel
Don’t have more than 3
Re: The Royal Dyche
Posted: Tue May 01, 2018 8:03 pm
Handful of Worms.Dyched wrote:The “Dyche” bomb
Lick sulphur
Suck on a cactus
Down pint of gravel
Don’t have more than 3
Re: The Royal Dyche
Posted: Wed May 02, 2018 11:05 am
I think his full title should be, The Royal Dyche of Proudsville.
Re: The Royal Dyche
Posted: Wed May 02, 2018 11:07 am
Could they not have just called it "The Sean Dyche"? That sounds rather better to me.
Re: The Royal Dyche
Posted: Wed May 02, 2018 11:20 am
He was at From The Jam at Burnley Mechanics after the Brighton game.Dazzler wrote:Yep
You can't keep a good man down
Re: The Royal Dyche
Posted: Wed May 02, 2018 12:23 pm
I disagree. This keeps part of their original name whilst insinuating that Mr. Dyche is indeed royalty which, of course, he is.Dark Cloud wrote:Could they not have just called it "The Sean Dyche"? That sounds rather better to me.
Re: The Royal Dyche
Posted: Wed May 02, 2018 12:46 pm
Yesterday the pub got a big mention on Durham & Gough they were bowled over by it and Goughy has vowed to hold the show from the pub on the day of our first home Europa game, landlord permitting I reckon Darren Gough can blend in but I think Durham is in for an eye opener!
Re: The Royal Dyche
Posted: Wed May 02, 2018 2:13 pm
And OmlettesFalcon wrote:Gravel and worms
Re: The Royal Dyche
Posted: Wed May 02, 2018 2:45 pm
I wouldn't let that rancid piece of **** Durham anywhere near the place, two faced , cack headed nonentity that he is.LordBob wrote:Yesterday the pub got a big mention on Durham & Gough they were bowled over by it and Goughy has vowed to hold the show from the pub on the day of our first home Europa game, landlord permitting I reckon Darren Gough can blend in but I think Durham is in for an eye opener!