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Most boring last day ever?
Posted: Wed May 09, 2018 9:54 pm
by martin_p
Even Sky are going to have trouble drumming up any excitement for a final day of the season where the only thing up for grabs is fourth place.
Re: Most boring last day ever?
Posted: Wed May 09, 2018 9:58 pm
by Darnhill Claret
Just how I like it. We still have lots to look forward to. Short break, World Cup and transfer window. Europa League, I said EUROPA LEAGUE ....
Re: Most boring last day ever?
Posted: Wed May 09, 2018 9:58 pm
by Bordeauxclaret
Wenger wankathon I suspect.
Re: Most boring last day ever?
Posted: Wed May 09, 2018 10:08 pm
by NL Claret
May 1989 0-1 v Scarborough at home.
Highlight of the day, press ups world record (?) at halftime by a local bloke Tommy Gildert (?)
Re: Most boring last day ever?
Posted: Wed May 09, 2018 10:08 pm
by evensteadiereddie
I'm happy with the way things have turned out.
Derby bottling it would be excellent but I'm fifty quid better off if they do get promoted so I'm not fussed really.
Re: Most boring last day ever?
Posted: Wed May 09, 2018 10:11 pm
by dsr
On 9th May 1987, the 1st Division table was so complete and settled that Radio 2 didn't even broadcast a top game - they went to some 4th division game instead. Orient were playing, I think ...

Re: Most boring last day ever?
Posted: Wed May 09, 2018 10:14 pm
by Damo
Yes but what a great final day for us.
A few beers, a lap of honour and not caring what score it finishes.
Should be one great big celebration of a fantastic season.
UTC
Re: Most boring last day ever?
Posted: Wed May 09, 2018 10:18 pm
by dsr
Damo wrote:Yes but what a great final day for us.
A few beers, a lap of honour and not caring what score it finishes.
Should be one great big celebration of a fantastic season.
UTC
Yes, just like 9th May 1987!

(Except for the "not caring what score" and "fantastic season" bits!)
Re: Most boring last day ever?
Posted: Wed May 09, 2018 10:24 pm
by Damo
dsr wrote:Yes, just like 9th May 1987!

(Except for the "not caring what score" and "fantastic season" bits!)
I didn't attend the Orient game as I was only 6 but this weekend must be it's polar opposite in terms of tension

Re: Most boring last day ever?
Posted: Thu May 10, 2018 12:34 am
by Blackrod
Normally don't bother with any end of season dead rubber games. I hate non competitive games so I don't attend friendliest any more either. Looking forward to this dead rubber though.
Re: Most boring last day ever?
Posted: Thu May 10, 2018 8:52 am
by Cubanclaret
Wasn't it equally as boring last season? I'm sure everything had been decided.
Hull, Middlesborough and Sunderland were all down.
Re: Most boring last day ever?
Posted: Thu May 10, 2018 9:10 am
by martin_p
Cubanclaret wrote:Wasn't it equally as boring last season? I'm sure everything had been decided.
Hull, Middlesborough and Sunderland were all down.
I don’t remember, which means you’re probably right!
Re: Most boring last day ever?
Posted: Thu May 10, 2018 9:31 am
by clive40golf
We just have to hope that Swansea are 4-0 up at half time and Southampton are 0-5 down. That would make an interesting second half. But tbh we are 7th so it can be as boring as it wants to be , we have had an incredible year UTC
Re: Most boring last day ever?
Posted: Thu May 10, 2018 9:34 am
by CleggHall
If this is boredom bring it on!
I'll settle for this for the next few seasons.

Re: Most boring last day ever?
Posted: Thu May 10, 2018 9:35 am
by Maja
the most boring day for me was when my friends all left for the city without me, I do not know on the subject of it)
Re: Most boring last day ever?
Posted: Thu May 10, 2018 9:36 am
by Lancasterclaret
I can cope with boring for a while!
Re: Most boring last day ever?
Posted: Thu May 10, 2018 9:59 am
by tybfc
Only missed a couple of games this season and it's been fantastic and the best in my lifetime.
But at the very end my 12 year old has gone and got shingles and school won't have him in case he spreads chicken pox to other kids so the head teacher suggested yesterday that we should to take him away for a few days.
So we are going to Egypt tomorrow afternoon and I will miss the Clarets finale.
Eli would have been impressed!
Re: Most boring last day ever?
Posted: Thu May 10, 2018 1:03 pm
by martin_p
tybfc wrote:Only missed a couple of games this season and it's been fantastic and the best in my lifetime.
But at the very end my 12 year old has gone and got shingles and school won't have him in case he spreads chicken pox to other kids so the head teacher suggested yesterday that we should to take him away for a few days.
So we are going to Egypt tomorrow afternoon and I will miss the Clarets finale.
Eli would have been impressed!
Wow! I know shingles is very infectious, but I’m sure the Lakes would’ve done!
Re: Most boring last day ever?
Posted: Thu May 10, 2018 1:29 pm
by tybfc
martin_p wrote:Wow! I know shingles is very infectious, but I’m sure the Lakes would’ve done!
It's going to be 11 degrees in The Lakes tomorrow. It's 38 in Egypt and the all inclusive bar opens from 9am until midnight

Re: Most boring last day ever?
Posted: Thu May 10, 2018 1:34 pm
by dsr
tybfc wrote:It's going to be 11 degrees in The Lakes tomorrow. It's 38 in Egypt and the all inclusive bar opens from 9am until midnight

Big drinker is he, your little lad?

Re: Most boring last day ever?
Posted: Thu May 10, 2018 1:40 pm
by tybfc
The hotel has a water park with 50 slides so I doubt I will see much of the bar keeping an eye on him all day.
Re: Most boring last day ever?
Posted: Thu May 10, 2018 1:50 pm
by Walton
Glad I won't be in that pool, reading this...

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Re: Most boring last day ever?
Posted: Thu May 10, 2018 1:53 pm
by Stan Tastic
tybfc wrote:Only missed a couple of games this season and it's been fantastic and the best in my lifetime.
But at the very end my 12 year old has gone and got shingles and school won't have him in case he spreads chicken pox to other kids so the head teacher suggested yesterday that we should to take him away for a few days.
So we are going to Egypt tomorrow afternoon and I will miss the Clarets finale.
Eli would have been impressed!
Are you flying there on a private plane then?
Re: Most boring last day ever?
Posted: Thu May 10, 2018 2:29 pm
by turfytopper
Damo wrote:I didn't attend the Orient game as I was only 6 but this weekend must be it's polar opposite in terms of tension

Part time supporter

Re: Most boring last day ever?
Posted: Fri May 11, 2018 11:08 am
by RocketLawnChair
tybfc wrote:Only missed a couple of games this season and it's been fantastic and the best in my lifetime.
But at the very end my 12 year old has gone and got shingles and school won't have him in case he spreads chicken pox to other kids so the head teacher suggested yesterday that we should to take him away for a few days.
So we are going to Egypt tomorrow afternoon and I will miss the Clarets finale.
Eli would have been impressed!
Good idea from the headmaster is that! Go and pass it on to a plane full of folk off on holiday!
Re: Most boring last day ever?
Posted: Fri May 11, 2018 11:30 am
by tiger76
I guess sky will show the Liverpool and Chelsea games,but even that will be hard too sell as Liverpool should win fairly comfortably.
Re: Most boring last day ever?
Posted: Fri May 11, 2018 1:16 pm
by NRC
RocketLawnChair wrote:Good idea from the headmaster is that! Go and pass it on to a plane full of folk off on holiday!
yep, "don't come into school, but fell free to infect a plane load of travelers, and anyone and everyone you come into contact with in Egypt - that'll be reet."
Frikkin headmasters, they know nowt
Re: Most boring last day ever?
Posted: Fri May 11, 2018 1:22 pm
by Stan Tastic
RocketLawnChair wrote:Good idea from the headmaster is that! Go and pass it on to a plane full of folk off on holiday!
That was my point about flying there on a private plane.
The thing is, Shingles feels just like sunburn so would be very confusing if you got it in a hot country.
Re: Most boring last day ever?
Posted: Fri May 11, 2018 1:26 pm
by Spike
some folk are just so damn miserable! Lets party!