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Song for Chris Wood

Posted: Fri May 18, 2018 5:07 pm
by HaffnersBoy69
I feel it is a bit of a shame that I've never heard a song for our top goal striker.

How about, to the tune of Joy Division's "I just can't get enough" the following:

When he gets the ball,
And he shoots one really good,
Oh I just can't seem to get enough of Wood nananana.

Also, I've noticed that Kevin Long has (wrongly in my view) become a bit of a fan-favourite recently, so what about this?

One of them clears the ball,
And the other scores the goals,
Oh I just can't seem to get enough Long Wood nanananana.

Any constructive feedback would be well received.

Cheers haf.

Re: Song for Chris Wood

Posted: Fri May 18, 2018 5:14 pm
by gawthorpe_view
Depeche Mode?

Re: Song for Chris Wood

Posted: Fri May 18, 2018 5:21 pm
by ClaretTony
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6FBfAQ-NDE" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Re: Song for Chris Wood

Posted: Fri May 18, 2018 5:54 pm
by Spike
We could do the ya ya ya ya song with

Barnsley,Barnsey,Barnsley
Voksey,Voksey,Voksey
Woody,Woody,Woody

Re: Song for Chris Wood

Posted: Fri May 18, 2018 5:58 pm
by piston broke
Spike wrote:We could do the ya ya ya ya song with

Barnsley,Barnsey,Barnsley
Voksey,Voksey,Voksey
Woody,Woody,Woody
Spell check?

Re: Song for Chris Wood

Posted: Fri May 18, 2018 6:08 pm
by BabylonClaret
Dont usually do this but ...

Kiwi* Wood will bang one in again
Kiwi Wood will bang one in again
Kiwi Wood will bang one in again
He a fxxxxx goal machine

*or Chrissy if you prefer.

Re: Song for Chris Wood

Posted: Fri May 18, 2018 6:16 pm
by tim_noone
"Your not injured any more" "Your not injured any more"

Re: Song for Chris Wood

Posted: Fri May 18, 2018 6:19 pm
by TheFamilyCat
I would have loved to hear Ian Curtis singing "Just Can't Get Enough"

Re: Song for Chris Wood

Posted: Fri May 18, 2018 6:31 pm
by Quickenthetempo
The first place to start for a song about Chris Wood should be Norwegian Wood, and crack on from there.

Re: Song for Chris Wood

Posted: Fri May 18, 2018 6:37 pm
by evensteadiereddie
Even though it might prove to be poplar, I think you're barking up the wrong tree.

Re: Song for Chris Wood

Posted: Fri May 18, 2018 6:38 pm
by Wile E Coyote
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_BtPxZEwiQ" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

And we should all sing it standing on one leg.

Re: Song for Chris Wood

Posted: Fri May 18, 2018 6:46 pm
by Longside4evr
How about this for our European tour

When Chris Wood scores when Chris Wood scores
once he scores one he'l score more
so you will after shape up now we are Europe
Score Chris Wood score
Simple and easy ;)

Re: Song for Chris Wood

Posted: Fri May 18, 2018 7:58 pm
by forzagranata
It's like thunder, lightning
The way your scoring is frightening
You better knock, knock on wood, baby
Ooh, baby, ooh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKuJUxGntRI

Re: Song for Chris Wood

Posted: Fri May 18, 2018 8:01 pm
by Vegas Claret
He left cause your ****
He left cause your ****
Leeds Utd
He left cause your ****

Re: Song for Chris Wood

Posted: Fri May 18, 2018 8:04 pm
by bartons baggage
Oh I just can't seem to get enough Long Wood nanananana.

Any constructive feedback would be well received.

Cheers haf.[/quote]
Is this a sexual fantasy?

Re: Song for Chris Wood

Posted: Fri May 18, 2018 11:11 pm
by tiger76
Chris Wood Chris Wood is very very good.
He was only 15 million quid.

Re: Song for Chris Wood

Posted: Sat May 19, 2018 5:53 am
by andyh
Only minimalist songs get sung.

How about
We’ve got Chris, Chris, Chris, Chris Wood.
To the tune Knock Knock, knock on Wood?

Re: Song for Chris Wood

Posted: Sat May 19, 2018 6:32 am
by SouthamptonClaret
Have we ever done a James Brown song?

I feel good
Na na na na na na na
Cos we've got Chris Wood
Na na na na na na na
x2
So good (clap clap)
Chris Wood (clap)
That we've got you

Re: Song for Chris Wood

Posted: Sat May 19, 2018 6:43 am
by andyh
SouthamptonClaret wrote:Have we ever done a James Brown song?

I feel good
Na na na na na na na
Cos we've got Chris Wood
Na na na na na na na
x2
So good (clap clap)
Chris Wood (clap)
That we've got you
Love it but rare we get people singing long songs that don’t involve Blackburn

Re: Song for Chris Wood

Posted: Sat May 19, 2018 7:28 am
by bobinho
Are you ready for your constructive feedback?

It started badly, tailed of a little in the middle, and the less said about the end the better. Other than that, it was brilliant.

(Courtesy of Capt E Blackadder, the Somme public baths, 1916)