1st world problems thread
Posted: Thu May 24, 2018 7:19 pm
My landlord hasn't filled the rooftop pool up yet 
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1st world problems thread
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Re: 1st world problems thread
Posted: Thu May 24, 2018 7:32 pm
My broadband isn't fast enough
Re: 1st world problems thread
Posted: Thu May 24, 2018 7:32 pm
My microwave beep incessantly when its finished. It's annoying as heck.
Re: 1st world problems thread
Posted: Thu May 24, 2018 7:33 pm
My wife has an opinion 
Re: 1st world problems thread
Posted: Thu May 24, 2018 7:38 pm
Liverpool fans had flights cancelled today for Saturday's Champions League final 
Re: 1st world problems thread
Posted: Thu May 24, 2018 7:47 pm
Tesco are reducing the clubcard boost rewards from triple to double.
Re: 1st world problems thread
Posted: Thu May 24, 2018 7:54 pm
The Dom Perignon '96 I'm sipping is half a degree too warm.
Re: 1st world problems thread
Posted: Thu May 24, 2018 7:58 pm
My magnum of Rose won't fit in the fridge!
Re: 1st world problems thread
Posted: Thu May 24, 2018 10:01 pm
We only finished 7th in the Premier League last season.
Re: 1st world problems thread
Posted: Thu May 24, 2018 10:48 pm
I have 3 garages and 4 car parking spaces but only 6 cars 
Re: 1st world problems thread
Posted: Thu May 24, 2018 10:49 pm
I only have a 9 inch penis
Re: 1st world problems thread
Posted: Thu May 24, 2018 11:25 pm
They think I don't know.
Crap. Be always known.
The light in my fridge always goes off when the doors closed.
Crap. Be always known.
The light in my fridge always goes off when the doors closed.
Re: 1st world problems thread
Posted: Thu May 24, 2018 11:46 pm
See cricket field stand thread.
Re: 1st world problems thread
Posted: Fri May 25, 2018 12:35 am
How do you know?Buxtonclaret wrote:They think I don't know.
Crap. Be always known.
The light in my fridge always goes off when the doors closed.
Re: 1st world problems thread
Posted: Fri May 25, 2018 5:04 am
I am desperate for a new watch, but agonisingly, I only have £3999 to spend....
Re: 1st world problems thread
Posted: Fri May 25, 2018 5:38 am
I can't get to my second fridge because of all the junk in my shed!
Re: 1st world problems thread
Posted: Fri May 25, 2018 6:54 am
You only have a magnum, your fridge is too small, or both?Archie Claret wrote:My magnum of Rose won't fit in the fridge!
Re: 1st world problems thread
Posted: Fri May 25, 2018 7:08 am
Video camera on phone, phone into fridge.tybfc wrote:How do you know?
Re: 1st world problems thread
Posted: Fri May 25, 2018 7:50 am
The modern cricketer is an untrustworthy rascal.
Re: 1st world problems thread
Posted: Fri May 25, 2018 8:01 am
Emily Thornberry has just got a new neighbour. He arrived in a white van and immediately put an England flag in his front window. There goes the neighbourhood.
Jeremy Corbyn is mobilising his IRA chums. (Islington Residents Association)
Jeremy Corbyn is mobilising his IRA chums. (Islington Residents Association)
Re: 1st world problems thread
Posted: Fri May 25, 2018 8:03 am
When you've just sat down on the sofa and realise you left the TV remote beyond a reasonable reaching distance.
Re: 1st world problems thread
Posted: Fri May 25, 2018 9:14 am
It turns out that loads of our Cultural Heroes of the past turned out to be inveterate Sexual Predators.
Re: 1st world problems thread
Posted: Fri May 25, 2018 9:16 am
I'm so bored I'm reading this.
Re: 1st world problems thread
Posted: Fri May 25, 2018 10:13 am
Queuing up in Aldi with one or two items in your hand and the person in front with a converyor belt full of shopping doesn't say, go on mate you can go in front...
Re: 1st world problems thread
Posted: Fri May 25, 2018 10:22 am
Chances are they can't speak English.ClaretinMyBlood wrote:Queuing up in Aldi with one or two items in your hand and the person in front with a converyor belt full of shopping doesn't say, go on mate you can go in front...
Re: 1st world problems thread
Posted: Fri May 25, 2018 10:24 am
True, especially that Aldi near Burnley WoodDiesel wrote:Chances are they can't speak English.
Re: 1st world problems thread
Posted: Fri May 25, 2018 10:40 am
That's what queues are for. You wait your turn.ClaretinMyBlood wrote:Queuing up in Aldi with one or two items in your hand and the person in front with a converyor belt full of shopping doesn't say, go on mate you can go in front...
Re: 1st world problems thread
Posted: Fri May 25, 2018 10:40 am
Lidl at Duke Bar is like attending the Eurovision song contest in a supermarket but without any music.ClaretinMyBlood wrote:True, especially that Aldi near Burnley Wood
Re: 1st world problems thread
Posted: Fri May 25, 2018 10:41 am
Wrong thread mate, that's a 2nd world problem.Chobulous wrote:That's what queues are for. You wait your turn.
Re: 1st world problems thread
Posted: Fri May 25, 2018 10:50 am
Queuing up at the supermarket with a trolly full of shopping behind some wally with one or two items that doesn't go to the self service...ClaretinMyBlood wrote:Queuing up in Aldi with one or two items in your hand and the person in front with a converyor belt full of shopping doesn't say, go on mate you can go in front...
Re: 1st world problems thread
Posted: Fri May 25, 2018 10:52 am
Self service in Aldi?starting_11 wrote:Queuing up at the supermarket with a trolly full of shopping behind some wally with one or two items that doesn't go to the self service...
Lol
What planet are you from?
Re: 1st world problems thread
Posted: Fri May 25, 2018 11:11 am
Self service tills? Why don't they open up more normal tills and employ young offenders at 10p an hour? They could learn a new language at the same time.
Re: 1st world problems thread
Posted: Fri May 25, 2018 11:13 am
I`m not sure being a pathological liar counts as a `First World Problem`.ClaretAndJew wrote:I only have a 9 inch penis
Re: 1st world problems thread
Posted: Fri May 25, 2018 11:19 am
Alright, it's a foot long.HiroshimaClaret wrote:I`m not sure being a pathological liar counts as a `First World Problem`.
Re: 1st world problems thread
Posted: Fri May 25, 2018 11:20 am
ClaretAndJew wrote:Alright, it's a foot long.
Set himself up for that one didnt he!
Re: 1st world problems thread
Posted: Fri May 25, 2018 12:37 pm
Not knowing whether to let the club know about the 7 under 10 seats I have together in Jimmy Mac upper.
I don't even have any kids...
I don't even have any kids...
Re: 1st world problems thread
Posted: Fri May 25, 2018 1:05 pm
Cant decide whether to have char grilled chicken, pan fried sea bass or braised lamb for dinner tonight. I know what I'll do, I'll let the servant whose preparing my dinner decide, that'll keep 'em happy.
Re: 1st world problems thread
Posted: Fri May 25, 2018 1:07 pm
My local Lidl has self service checkouts too.ClaretinMyBlood wrote:Self service in Aldi?
Lol
What planet are you from?
Then again, I only mingle with the very affluent members of society.
Re: 1st world problems thread
Posted: Fri May 25, 2018 1:09 pm
My ultra HD went on the blink last night had to make do with HD.
Re: 1st world problems thread
Posted: Fri May 25, 2018 1:14 pm
and if the club haven't released details of the new 2018/ 19 season home kit before I set off on my 3 week cruise around the Mediterranean, I'm gonna have a BREAK DOWN.
Re: 1st world problems thread
Posted: Fri May 25, 2018 1:26 pm
Re: 1st world problems thread
Posted: Fri May 25, 2018 4:44 pm
tybfc wrote:How do you know?
I've friends in occasionally dark places.
Re: 1st world problems thread
Posted: Fri May 25, 2018 6:54 pm
Only 6? Tragic.cricketfieldclarets wrote:I have 3 garages and 4 car parking spaces but only 6 cars
Re: 1st world problems thread
Posted: Fri May 25, 2018 6:58 pm
I've only got one scoop of ice cream left
Re: 1st world problems thread
Posted: Fri May 25, 2018 7:26 pm
ClaretinMyBlood wrote:Wrong thread mate, that's a 2nd world problem.