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Is Christine (not her real name)

Posted: Mon May 28, 2018 3:27 am
by Bin Ont Turf
Is Christine from Christine and the Queens a lesbian?

It doesn't change anything if she is, it just makes me have no chance if I ever meet her (sad face).

Her new tune is terrible though, even if she has been in the gym for it.

I remember when she took Beyonce on and smashed her............


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Re: Is Christine (not her real name)

Posted: Mon May 28, 2018 4:36 am
by KBFC
Pansexual

Re: Is Christine (not her real name)

Posted: Mon May 28, 2018 7:02 am
by Buxtonclaret
KBFC wrote:Pansexual

Now I'm confused.
Does that mean he's half way there?
Always in with a shout?
Or never?

Re: Is Christine (not her real name)

Posted: Mon May 28, 2018 7:54 am
by CharlieinNewMexico
Means he has to be half man half goat so he has no chance

Re: Is Christine (not her real name)

Posted: Mon May 28, 2018 10:24 am
by TheFamilyCat
KBFC wrote:Pansexual

She fancies pans. There are subsections of pansexuality; sauce, frying and chip.

Re: Is Christine (not her real name)

Posted: Mon May 28, 2018 10:48 am
by Rick_Muller
I think she looks like a female Stephen Hawking
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Re: Is Christine (not her real name)

Posted: Mon May 28, 2018 10:50 am
by Spike
Pansexual is that what you do while watching Pans People?

Re: Is Christine (not her real name)

Posted: Mon May 28, 2018 11:43 am
by 4:20
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Re: Is Christine (not her real name)

Posted: Mon May 28, 2018 11:50 am
by Wilf Mbanga
4:20 wrote:
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How did he ever get a racing helmet on? Head like Crichton

Re: Is Christine (not her real name)

Posted: Mon May 28, 2018 11:54 am
by Pstotto
KBFC, snowflakes and deserts and the Moon are pansexual.

Re: Is Christine (not her real name)

Posted: Mon May 28, 2018 12:03 pm
by HiroshimaClaret
Rick_Muller wrote:I think she looks like a female Stephen Hawking
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My father would say she`s "rougher than a bear`s ass". His personal favourite though is describing gay men as "shirtlifters". He thinks all Japanese men between the ages of 20 and 40 are so (he may not be far off the mark!).

Re: Is Christine (not her real name)

Posted: Mon May 28, 2018 12:04 pm
by HiroshimaClaret
Spike wrote:Pansexual is that what you do while watching Pans People?
`Pan`s Labyrinth` is a fantastic film.
Non-stick pans are a Godsend.

Re: Is Christine (not her real name)

Posted: Mon May 28, 2018 12:05 pm
by 4:20
Pstotto wrote:KBFC, snowflakes and deserts and the Moon are pansexual.
Have a gander at this, Pstotto

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Re: Is Christine (not her real name)

Posted: Mon May 28, 2018 12:13 pm
by Pstotto
According to Terence McKenna, the Earth 'peopled.'

Re: Is Christine (not her real name)

Posted: Mon May 28, 2018 12:22 pm
by HiroshimaClaret
4:20 wrote:
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Andy Cooke?

Re: Is Christine (not her real name)

Posted: Mon May 28, 2018 12:45 pm
by HiroshimaClaret
HiroshimaClaret wrote:Andy Cooke?


My brain (I must be bored) is now thinking we should compile a `Top 10 regardless of quality` for each position since the Orient Game. Cooke wouldn`t get into a quality-based Top 10 but at the time he was excellent and ALWAYS gave 100% with end product. How about a `Off the top of my head Top 10 (position)`?

`Off the top of my head Top 10 strikers`

1. Ings
2. Conroy
3. Blake
4. Super Johnny Francis
5. Eli
6. Nogan (dreadfully controversial I know but I had a man thing for him)
7. Barnes
8. Vokes
9. Austin
10. Cooke

No doubt I`ll be shamed but did that in 2 minutes. I fear who I have missed out.

Re: Is Christine (not her real name)

Posted: Mon May 28, 2018 12:48 pm
by AlargeClaret
If it looks like a duck ,swims like a duck and quacks like a duck a very likely is a duck

Re: Is Christine (not her real name)

Posted: Mon May 28, 2018 12:54 pm
by Alanstevensonsgloves
This is actually a good article on her. I saw 'Tilted' last night and thought it a great song (and dance).

https://www.newstatesman.com/culture/mu ... ens-gender" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Liam Gallagher meanwhile I had to turn off after 20 mins. He's terrible live.

Re: Is Christine (not her real name)

Posted: Mon May 28, 2018 12:57 pm
by 4:20
AlargeClaret wrote:If it looks like a duck ,swims like a duck and quacks like a duck a very likely is a duck
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Re: Is Christine (not her real name)

Posted: Mon May 28, 2018 1:18 pm
by ŽižkovClaret
Enjoying Courtney Barnett's output currently, and yeah she is my latest pointless lesbian crush

Re: Is Christine (not her real name)

Posted: Mon May 28, 2018 6:53 pm
by Alanstevensonsgloves
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Re: Is Christine (not her real name)

Posted: Mon May 28, 2018 8:07 pm
by ontario claret
Too many steroids.

Re: Is Christine (not her real name)

Posted: Mon May 28, 2018 8:15 pm
by Funkydrummer
"Pansexual" ???????

Whatever will they dream up next ?

I await with baited breath. What a world we live in these days, for crying out loud.

Re: Is Christine (not her real name)

Posted: Mon May 28, 2018 9:00 pm
by Pstotto
Doesn't say what kind of pan though, does it? Frying pan? Pan Am? I think 'pan' means across all as a cover-all thing rather than a be-all thing i.e. if it snows on you, it doesn't make any distinction as to who or what you are.

Re: Is Christine (not her real name)

Posted: Mon May 28, 2018 9:06 pm
by ontario claret
I like "omnisexual". This includes sex with inanimate objects.

Re: Is Christine (not her real name)

Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2018 1:01 am
by Alanstevensonsgloves
ontario claret wrote:I like "omnisexual". This includes sex with inanimate objects.
So 'omnibus' means having sex with a.... Errr ... Bus??