• Kirsty Gallacher

Posted: **Fri Jun 08, 2018 6:11 pm**

Just watched the Chase.

Kirsty is a stunning woman but the constant displaying of her bulked up shoulders and arms either here or on Sky Sports are making her look a tad too butch.

In comparison her fellow contestant Rachel Riley was an absolute picture of loveliness.

Posted: **Fri Jun 08, 2018 6:14 pm**

Except for the `cod-eye`, Rachel is lovely.

Then again, so is Kirsty - muscles and all.

Posted: **Fri Jun 08, 2018 6:23 pm**

Was thinking exactly the same. Rachel Riley on the other hand

Posted: **Fri Jun 08, 2018 6:53 pm**

Kirsty Gallacher is an Amazonian Goddess(minus the partial mastectomy). Rachel Riley, whilst not Amazonian, is very pleasing on the eye.

Posted: **Fri Jun 08, 2018 6:58 pm**

This thread is useless without pictures

Posted: **Fri Jun 08, 2018 7:01 pm**

Kirsty.

Posted: **Fri Jun 08, 2018 7:08 pm**

She looked like a Slovakian shot putter on the Chase earlier.

Posted: **Fri Jun 08, 2018 7:13 pm**

Used to be married to a first school friend of mine.

Posted: **Fri Jun 08, 2018 7:14 pm**

BurnleySYS wrote:She looked like a Slovakian shot putter on the Chase earlier.

I think we could all do worse than a Slovskian shot putter. And we probably all have.

Posted: **Fri Jun 08, 2018 7:26 pm**

It’s all about taste. Rachel. Mmmmmm. Num Num.

Posted: **Fri Jun 08, 2018 7:30 pm**

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Sign her up!

Posted: **Fri Jun 08, 2018 7:58 pm**

She (Rachel) is a Man Utd fan, which puts me right off.

Posted: **Fri Jun 08, 2018 8:23 pm**

A mate of my brother in law got to know her very intimately after a party in London early 2000s.

Posted: **Fri Jun 08, 2018 8:29 pm**

Herts Clarets wrote:A mate of my brother in law got to know her very intimately after a party in London early 2000s.

Hope he banged her

Posted: **Fri Jun 08, 2018 8:39 pm**

How rude

Posted: **Fri Jun 08, 2018 8:49 pm**

If Jack Whitehall can have a dabble then there is hope for us all (counts for both being a stand-up and dating KG).

Posted: **Fri Jun 08, 2018 8:51 pm**

I would tongue punch her fart box

Posted: **Fri Jun 08, 2018 9:32 pm**

Both very pleasing on the eye, but Sarah Stirk, now we're talking .... " different gravy " !!

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Posted: **Fri Jun 08, 2018 9:46 pm**

BurnleySYS wrote:I would tongue punch her fart box

Just spat my beer over the front room, and the wife's looking at me strangely.

Posted: **Fri Jun 08, 2018 10:34 pm**

Bop wrote:It’s all about taste. Rachel. Mmmmmm. Num Num.

As Keith Lemon would say she's bang tidy.

Posted: **Fri Jun 08, 2018 10:38 pm**

BurnleySYS wrote:I would tongue punch her fart box

Cracked me up that

Posted: **Sat Jun 09, 2018 9:57 am**

BurnleySYS wrote:I would tongue punch her fart box

I'll steal that if that's ok. Very good

Posted: **Sat Jun 09, 2018 10:56 am**

Well lads - some of you might have a chance with Kirsty given she’s always ****-ed.
You’ll need to sort a taxi though !

Posted: **Sat Jun 09, 2018 11:31 am**

I’d offer to be her designated driver!

Posted: **Sat Jun 09, 2018 11:32 am**

I’m sure there were rumours that you was an easy pick up on a night out.

I’m sure that she’s seen more Jap’s Eye than a Nissan wing mirror

Posted: **Sun Jun 10, 2018 6:33 pm**

Looking fine on Soccer Aid

Posted: **Sun Jun 10, 2018 6:36 pm**

BurnleySYS wrote:I would tongue punch her fart box

Disgusting

Posted: **Sun Jun 10, 2018 6:38 pm**

Rachel Riley, every day of the week and twice on Sunday. Well worth a squirt and the only reason I’d kick her out of bed, is so I could f*ck her on the floor.

Posted: **Sun Jun 10, 2018 6:40 pm**

Awful lot of w@nkers on this thread I reckon..

Posted: **Sun Jun 10, 2018 6:41 pm**

There’s certainly some commendable chivalry being displayed.

Posted: **Sun Jun 10, 2018 7:17 pm**

One tries ones best.

Posted: **Sun Jun 10, 2018 7:29 pm**

Her tits need pushing back into sync with her top.

Posted: **Sun Jun 10, 2018 7:50 pm**

I’d shunt her like a tank engine arranging trucks.

Choo choo.

Posted: **Sun Jun 10, 2018 9:58 pm**

But only if the fat controller was watching? I’m not having a go, as far as fetishes go it’s pretty weird but best to look on it as a life style choice.

Posted: **Sun Jun 10, 2018 10:08 pm**

BennyD wrote:But only if the fat controller was watching?

Posted: **Sun Jun 10, 2018 11:33 pm**

That’s the one!

Posted: **Mon Jun 11, 2018 7:55 am**

Without doubt the most infantile and childish thread I have seen on here.

Embarrassing.

Posted: **Mon Jun 11, 2018 11:30 am**

You obviously don’t get on here much...

Posted: **Mon Jun 11, 2018 11:35 am**

The finest collection of geriatric perverts this side of Broadmoor

Posted: **Mon Jun 11, 2018 11:35 am**

Siddo wrote:Without doubt the most infantile and childish thread I have seen on here.

Embarrassing.

You don't read this board much then?

Anyway, it's a useful thread for flagging up all the virgins and cranks on here.

Posted: **Mon Jun 11, 2018 11:40 am**

For all the big man bravado on show, you just know that on the other side of the screen is a bloke who's not banged anything for 20 years, and even if he somehow managed to take a good looking young girl home, he wouldn't be able to get his tiny flaccid member above horizontal.

Posted: **Mon Jun 11, 2018 11:53 am**

UpTheBeehole wrote:For all the big man bravado on show, you just know that on the other side of the screen is a bloke who's not banged anything for 20 years, and even if he somehow managed to take a good looking young girl home, he wouldn't be able to get his tiny flaccid member above horizontal.

You've just cut and paste that from the opening paragraph of your CV.

Posted: **Mon Jun 11, 2018 12:02 pm**

That makes no sense at all

Posted: **Mon Jun 11, 2018 3:04 pm**

Depends on the job you're applying for.

Posted: **Mon Jun 11, 2018 3:07 pm**

Sarah Stirk !
Now that is a fulsome woman
She can put her hands on the shaft of my mashie niblick any day of the week
When drooling over her whilst she presents the golf I am often reminded of those wonderful lines penned by Wordsworth
"Just a squeeze of her thighs
And she'll suck you dry
With the ease of a vacuum cleaner"

Posted: **Mon Jun 11, 2018 3:41 pm**

Munter

Posted: **Mon Jun 11, 2018 4:06 pm**

I'm just a decent and hard working family man who thinks that misogyny has no place at all in the 21st century.

Posted: **Mon Jun 11, 2018 4:08 pm**

Always preferred Natalie Sawyer from the SSN ladies.

Posted: **Mon Jun 11, 2018 4:08 pm**

Siddo wrote:I'm just a decent and hard working family man who thinks that misogyny has no place at all in the 21st century.

I'm a decent and hard working family man who thinks it's ok to appreciate beautiful women.

Posted: **Mon Jun 11, 2018 5:04 pm**

I always think of Kirsty when I see Cadbury’s chocolate fingers , after Stan collymores rather caddish biography revelations . She was certainly a rum bugger with a penchant for bloody big fellas

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