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I can tell if you are dumb by watching you park your car.
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 8:21 pm
by claretnproud
if you drive into a parking spot on a busy car park such as asda then you are probably a bit thick. All that careful reversing out so you dont prang your car.
All you need do is reverse in. Stress free getting out. sorted.
Re: I can tell if you are dumb by watching you park your car.
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 8:24 pm
by Damo
claretnproud wrote:if you drive into a parking spot on a busy car park such as asda then you are probably a bit thick. All that careful reversing out so you dont prang your car.
All you need do is reverse in. Stress free getting out. sorted.
And you will see certain posters from here doing 60mph down the aisles, then posting the dash cam footage coming towards you
Re: I can tell if you are dumb by watching you park your car.
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 8:35 pm
by DCWat
claretnproud wrote:if you drive into a parking spot on a busy car park such as asda then you are probably a bit thick. All that careful reversing out so you dont prang your car.
All you need do is reverse in. Stress free getting out. sorted.
I always laugh at those thick people trying to get their shopping in the boot after reversing in!
Re: I can tell if you are dumb by watching you park your car.
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 8:38 pm
by Steve1956
DCWat wrote:I always laugh at those thick people trying to get their shopping in the boot after reversing in!

Re: I can tell if you are dumb by watching you park your car.
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 8:39 pm
by FactualFrank
claretnproud wrote:if you drive into a parking spot on a busy car park such as asda then you are probably a bit thick. All that careful reversing out so you dont prang your car.
All you need do is reverse in. Stress free getting out. sorted.
If you shop at Asda, you're probably a bit thick.
Re: I can tell if you are dumb by watching you park your car.
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 8:40 pm
by Steve1956
FactualFrank wrote:If you shop at Asda, you're probably a bit thick.

Re: I can tell if you are dumb by watching you park your car.
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 8:41 pm
by Shore claret
I've got an ecosport, if I reversed in I would be thick
Re: I can tell if you are dumb by watching you park your car.
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 8:47 pm
by bartons baggage
claretnproud wrote:if you drive into a parking spot on a busy car park such as asda then you are probably a bit thick. All that careful reversing out so you dont prang your car.
All you need do is reverse in. Stress free getting out. sorted.
Ha ha and i can tell how dumb you are by the thread title.

Re: I can tell if you are dumb by watching you park your car.
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 8:55 pm
by claretnproud
Another sure sign of a thicko is getting them to bite. What a net full I have. ha ha.
Re: I can tell if you are dumb by watching you park your car.
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 9:18 pm
by piston broke
Having read post9 i’ll bang on.
I’ve seen so many accidents, Winter going home time. Aholes, with all windows steamed up, backing out blind to the world. Reversing into bays should be compulsory.
After all that here in Ireland when you create your angle for reversing some **** will always drive through the gap.
Re: I can tell if you are dumb by watching you park your car.
Posted: Fri Jun 22, 2018 9:22 pm
by bartons baggage
claretnproud wrote:Another sure sign of a thicko is getting them to bite. What a net full I have. ha ha.
Yeah master angler.
Re: I can tell if you are dumb by watching you park your car.
Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2018 4:40 am
by NRC
But my car self parks.... so how are able to judge me? It’s better at parking than I am
Re: I can tell if you are dumb by watching you park your car.
Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2018 5:51 am
by kicker_conspiracy
If you're not capable of reversing into a space what in hell's name makes you think you're capable of reversing out of one?
Re: I can tell if you are dumb by watching you park your car.
Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2018 5:53 am
by ian
bartons baggage wrote:Yeah master angler.
Master baiter.
Re: I can tell if you are dumb by watching you park your car.
Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2018 8:07 am
by claretnproud
a few more in the net. I love night fishing. all thickos who havnt worked out that reversing into a spot makes far more sense than driving in. Well now I have helped you work it out you should be thanking me so come on, say thank you.
Re: I can tell if you are dumb by watching you park your car.
Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2018 8:21 am
by Burnley1989
claretnproud wrote:a few more in the net. I love night fishing. all thickos who havnt worked out that reversing into a spot makes far more sense than driving in. Well now I have helped you work it out you should be thanking me so come on, say thank you.
Are you a real person?
Re: I can tell if you are dumb by watching you park your car.
Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2018 8:29 am
by claretnproud
NRC wrote:But my car self parks.... so how are able to judge me? It’s better at parking than I am
if you cant park your own car then you are extra thick

Re: I can tell if you are dumb by watching you park your car.
Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2018 9:03 am
by mybloodisclaret
You are messaging in the manner of someone who is not old enough to drive.
Re: I can tell if you are dumb by watching you park your car.
Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2018 9:08 am
by LoveCurryPies
claretnproud, We can tell if you are dumb by the threads you create.

Re: I can tell if you are dumb by watching you park your car.
Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2018 9:45 am
by Imploding Turtle
Burnley1989 wrote:Are you a real person?
I think so. Its unclear. Just assume he is and keep a safe distance.
Re: I can tell if you are dumb by watching you park your car.
Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2018 1:26 pm
by bfcjg
When I ram raid I always reverse through the window so my windscreen stays intact and as alluded to earlier it's so much easier loading into the boot when your shopping against the clock.
Re: I can tell if you are dumb by watching you park your car.
Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2018 1:38 pm
by TVC15
Sounds like he has only ever been on a bumper car at the fairground to me.
Don`t you just hate pre-season on this board !
Re: I can tell if you are dumb by watching you park your car.
Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2018 1:55 pm
by claretnproud
more dummies in the net. stop it now as my arms are aching with all this reeling in.
Re: I can tell if you are dumb by watching you park your car.
Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2018 3:06 pm
by Imploding Turtle
claretnproud wrote:more dummies in the net. stop it now as my arms are aching with all this reeling in.
Literally no one believes you were trolling. No matter how hard you try to make us believe it.
Re: I can tell if you are dumb by watching you park your car.
Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2018 3:14 pm
by claretnproud
Imploding Turtle wrote:Literally no one believes you were trolling. No matter how hard you try to make us believe it.
you sound like a little schoolboy turtle. everybody and I mean everybody on here thinks your are a kn-b by the way so ---- off.
Re: I can tell if you are dumb by watching you park your car.
Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2018 3:22 pm
by Claret
What’s the point of this so called fishing? You’re trying to fool honest, decent people. Where’s the fun in that?
Re: I can tell if you are dumb by watching you park your car.
Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2018 3:24 pm
by Billy Balfour
I suppose it beats shouting at people in the street.
Re: I can tell if you are dumb by watching you park your car.
Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2018 3:27 pm
by Imploding Turtle
claretnproud wrote:you sound like a little schoolboy turtle. everybody and I mean everybody on here thinks your are a kn-b by the way so ---- off.
I am a knob.
Re: I can tell if you are dumb by watching you park your car.
Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2018 3:29 pm
by Claret
claretnproud wrote:you sound like a little schoolboy turtle. everybody and I mean everybody on here thinks your are a kn-b by the way so ---- off.
This is not the thread for you to start calling people knobbs
Re: I can tell if you are dumb by watching you park your car.
Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2018 7:30 pm
by TVC15
claretnproud wrote:you sound like a little schoolboy turtle. everybody and I mean everybody on here thinks your are a kn-b by the way so ---- off.
Seriously why don’t you take your weirdo posts and f-uck off to some other message board ?
The sh-ite you’ve posted this week is embarrassing. You are currently way out in the lead on all the biggest pr-ick, kn-ob and d-ickhead charts.
To quote Robert Downey Jnr - “Never go full retard”