famous last words
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2018 7:36 am
"**** it, it's a nice day, let's take the convertible. "
J.F Kennedy.
Any more..................
J.F Kennedy.
Any more..................
General Custer.
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Re: famous last words
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2018 7:48 am
Where are all those effing Indians coming from ?
General Custer.
General Custer.
Re: famous last words
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2018 7:51 am
Mayor of Hiroshima -What the fu## was that ?
Re: famous last words
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2018 8:05 am
What’s relegation? - Venkys.
Re: famous last words
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2018 8:05 am
Burnley ticket office- why have we got all those empty seats, when we have sold out?
Re: famous last words
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2018 8:23 am
“Bolton are 10 years ahead of Burnley”
Re: famous last words
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2018 8:28 am
“Soldiers, when I give the command to fire, fire straight at my heart. Wait for the order. It will be my last to you. I protest against my condemnation. I have fought a hundred battles for France, and not one against her ... Soldiers, fire!”
Marshall Michel Ney ordering his own Firing Squad. Napoléon didn’t call him the Bravest of the Brave for nothing.
Marshall Michel Ney ordering his own Firing Squad. Napoléon didn’t call him the Bravest of the Brave for nothing.
Re: famous last words
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2018 9:08 am
Et tu Brute
Julius Caesar (according to Shakespeare)
Julius Caesar (according to Shakespeare)
Re: famous last words
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2018 9:27 am
'Don't worry men, they couldn't hit a barn door at this dist.....'
An officer during the American civil war encouraging his men to leave the trench.
An officer during the American civil war encouraging his men to leave the trench.
Re: famous last words
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2018 9:29 am
'What a stupid place to put a tree.'
Marc Bolan.
Marc Bolan.
Re: famous last words
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2018 9:38 am
Watch that, it'll have some f****rs eye out.
King Harold 1066
King Harold 1066
Re: famous last words
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2018 10:19 am
"I've hidden £100,000 in cash in the..."
Re: famous last words
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2018 10:31 am
I told you I was Ill- Spike Milligan on his tombstone.
...honestly
...honestly
Re: famous last words
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2018 12:09 pm
'we're gonna need a bigger boat'.....
Re: famous last words
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2018 12:23 pm
who let that woman drive!
Space shuttle Columbia 2003
Space shuttle Columbia 2003
Re: famous last words
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2018 12:48 pm
Surely that should be "No we'll just take a handful of tickets as there won't be any demand for them when our team are chasing a European slot"IanMcL wrote:Burnley ticket office- why have we got all those empty seats, when we have sold out?
Re: famous last words
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2018 12:57 pm
"This ship is virtually unsinkable"
Bruce Ismay-Chairman, White Star line 1912
"I fancy a night off, let's go to the theatre"
Abraham Lincoln April 1865
"Looks like a spot of rain on the way dear"
Mrs Noah, approx. 3000 BC
Bruce Ismay-Chairman, White Star line 1912
"I fancy a night off, let's go to the theatre"
Abraham Lincoln April 1865
"Looks like a spot of rain on the way dear"
Mrs Noah, approx. 3000 BC
Re: famous last words
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2018 12:58 pm
Foot down driver
Princess Diana.
Princess Diana.
Re: famous last words
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2018 1:01 pm
Not true. According to her Bodyguard, Trevor Rees-Jones, her final words were, “Oh Dodi, I’m so tired! I can’t wait for my head to hit that pillar.”bfcjg wrote:Foot down driver
Princess Diana.
Re: famous last words
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2018 1:02 pm
John Le Mesurier wishes it to be known that he conked out on November15th,He sadly misses family and friends. His death announcement,
Very funny man.
Very funny man.
Re: famous last words
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2018 1:27 pm
Absolutely true but apparently it's written in Gaelic.South West Claret. wrote:I told you I was Ill- Spike Milligan on his tombstone.
...honestly
Re: famous last words
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2018 1:31 pm
Lord Beamish wrote:Not true. According to her Bodyguard, Trevor Rees-Jones, her final words were, “Oh Dodi, I’m so tired! I can’t wait for my head to hit that pillar.”
Re: famous last words
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2018 2:43 pm
Just think of the meltdown on Mail online if you had posted that on their website!Lord Beamish wrote:Not true. According to her Bodyguard, Trevor Rees-Jones, her final words were, “Oh Dodi, I’m so tired! I can’t wait for my head to hit that pillar.”
Re: famous last words
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2018 5:26 pm
"Don't worry Yoko love. That's not a real gun" - John Lennon
Re: famous last words
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2018 7:56 pm
Pass the Smarties Doc.
Michael Jackson.
Michael Jackson.
Re: famous last words
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2018 8:05 pm
“Is a tenner for a blowjob alright Mr Sutcliffe?” A Yorkshire prostitute
Re: famous last words
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2018 8:51 pm
‘Well, Lillie, hasn’t it been a full life and isn’t this a good end?’
James Connolly before being shot by a firing squad in 1916.
‘Tomorrow, at sunrise, I shall no longer be here.’
Nostradamus.
‘Either I’m dead or my watch has stopped.’
Groucho Marx.
James Connolly before being shot by a firing squad in 1916.
‘Tomorrow, at sunrise, I shall no longer be here.’
Nostradamus.
‘Either I’m dead or my watch has stopped.’
Groucho Marx.
Re: famous last words
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2018 9:34 pm
Marie Antoinette stepped on the toe of the guillotine dude and actually said "pardonnez-moi, Monsieur!" She should have told him to go **** himself
Re: famous last words
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2018 9:35 pm
Before commencing the world cup...
"England will win the World Cup"
Mr Alf, later Sir Alfred Ramsey
1966
"England will win the World Cup"
Mr Alf, later Sir Alfred Ramsey
1966
Re: famous last words
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2018 10:05 pm
OrFunkydrummer wrote:Where are all those effing Indians coming from ?
General Custer.
I just do not know what has got into those Indians, half an hour ago they were singing and dancing
Re: famous last words
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2018 10:05 pm
OrFunkydrummer wrote:Where are all those effing Indians coming from ?
General Custer.
I just do not know what has got into those Indians, half an hour ago they were singing and dancing
Re: famous last words
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2018 10:17 pm
Kiss me Hardy
Lord Nelson or Stan Laurel
Lord Nelson or Stan Laurel
Re: famous last words
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2018 10:20 pm
On his deathbed the french philosopher Voltaire was asked to renounce satan by a priest.
he replied "Now is not the time to be making new enemies"
he replied "Now is not the time to be making new enemies"
Re: famous last words
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2018 10:35 pm
I've only had a babycham - Oliver Reed
Re: famous last words
Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2018 10:38 pm
Or was it “Kismet, Hardy”?Lordlucan wrote:Kiss me Hardy
Lord Nelson or Stan Laurel
Re: famous last words
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2018 12:22 am
F@@K me a bus!!
Re: famous last words
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2018 12:27 am
Freeeeeeedom!
Mel Gibson as Sir William Wallace
Mel Gibson as Sir William Wallace
Re: famous last words
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2018 12:35 am
Or a Northern trainALP wrote:F@@K me a bus!!
Re: famous last words
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2018 1:12 am
Donald Trump. I said they would elect me and beat Hillary.
Re: famous last words
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2018 2:05 am
My favourite:
When Voltaire was dying, a priest in attendance called upon him to renounce the devil. Voltaire considered this,but replied:
“This is no time to be making new enemies”.
When Voltaire was dying, a priest in attendance called upon him to renounce the devil. Voltaire considered this,but replied:
“This is no time to be making new enemies”.
Re: famous last words
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2018 2:26 am
Lord Palmerston: Die my dear doctor? Why that's the last thing I shall do
George V: Bugger Bognor!
George V: Bugger Bognor!
Re: famous last words
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2018 4:16 am
"Drink to me, drink to my health. You know I can't drink anymore."
Pablo Picasso
Pablo Picasso
Re: famous last words
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2018 6:04 am
Lord Palmerston to his doctor
"Die my dear doctor? That is the last thing I shall do" or words to that effect
"Die my dear doctor? That is the last thing I shall do" or words to that effect
Re: famous last words
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2018 6:05 am
Oops sorry Rowls missed that, still bleary eyed
Re: famous last words
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2018 8:05 am
'Let's Roll'
Todd Beamer 2001 - A act of heroism that tragically failed to change the outcome of Flight 93
Todd Beamer 2001 - A act of heroism that tragically failed to change the outcome of Flight 93
Re: famous last words
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2018 8:08 am
'Hallo, the bow is up… I'm going… I'm on my back… I've gone. Oh'.
Donald Campbell
'I'm bored with it all'.
Winston Spencer Churchill
Donald Campbell
'I'm bored with it all'.
Winston Spencer Churchill
Re: famous last words
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2018 9:55 am
Priceless - I'm crying at that one.mdd2 wrote:Or
I just do not know what has got into those Indians, half an hour ago they were singing and dancing
Re: famous last words
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2018 2:35 pm
The nation holds it's breath .
George Hamilton said as David O'Leary scored the 5th penalty for Ireland in the shoot out in Italia 90 .
George Hamilton said as David O'Leary scored the 5th penalty for Ireland in the shoot out in Italia 90 .
Re: famous last words
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2018 5:44 pm
“It’s ok, we’re German, we always score in the last minute to win”
Joachim Low
Joachim Low
Re: famous last words
Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2018 6:45 pm
"A bit left, there.
How's the picture now Dear?
Dear?
Are you listening or what?
Don't make me come down to you or there'll be trouble!"
Rod Hull, 17th March 1999.
How's the picture now Dear?
Dear?
Are you listening or what?
Don't make me come down to you or there'll be trouble!"
Rod Hull, 17th March 1999.