No wonder he smiles a lot and is happy. His girlfriend Shannon Horlock- daughter of Kevin Horlock - is gorgeous. Good luck to them.

Turned better down in prinny on a match day.

It says in that article that he has been rewarded with a new contract until 2020

I imagine her dad could help Nick with his dental work , tough ba@tard was Horlick

Horlock ffs

Boll ewood wrote:Turned better down in prinny on a match day.

Are you not Johnny Depp?

Reecey1987 wrote:It says in that article that he has been rewarded with a new contract until 2020

What article? I’m not seeing any links.

She's ok. A bit too barbie-esque for me.

Alright if you like stick insects,I prefer a woman with some meat on her bones

My last chick was a stunner

Steve1956 wrote:Alright if you like stick insects,I prefer a woman with some meat on her bones

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Stick insect?

She looks to have a healthy BMI to me.

They look happy in that photo.

Good luck to the pair of them.

Rowls wrote:Stick insect?

She looks to have a healthy BMI to me.

They look happy in that photo.

Good luck to the pair of them.

Do you mean big tits,little body?

She's certainly a top-heavy lovely.

piston broke wrote:What article? I’m not seeing any links.

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest ... on-Horlock" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
If you scroll towards the bottom you willl see it

Peter Crouch has a great personality!

AlargeClaret wrote:Horlock ffs

Think you're thinking of Terry Hurlock at Millwall (dirty git). Nick Pope is going out with Horlock's daughter. He was at Swindon and Man. City.

Stunning! And the woman isn't half bad either

UpTheClaretsFCBK wrote:Spare a thought for Ashley Young.

And I know what you’re thinking “Maybe she’s got a good personality”?

She hasn’t, so..

He obviously met her online.

Terry Horlock what they call a combative player nowadays.But Vardys missus what was she wearing.I know she likes to be famous for keeping herself grounded but surely there's better dresses in Primark.She looked like she was on her way out to a Blackpool hen party.
All the rest had style and class in their outfits

She’ll be buzzing after walking out of her job other week with the reasoning “I don’t have to work with my boyfriend playing for England now”

When I saw the picture of the Wags lined up the first words were “sturdy” and “well stacked” - perhaps it was the camera angle

Steve1956 wrote:

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My last chick was a stunner

What was it f@rt and give us a clue?

Stayingup wrote:No wonder he smiles a lot and is happy. His girlfriend Shannon Horlock- daughter of Kevin Horlock - is gorgeous. Good luck to them.

He wants to make sure he doesn't get on the wrong side of the prospective father-in-law.

EDIT: wrong bloke, as noted above.

Steve1956 wrote:Do you mean big tits,little body?

No I mean she appears to have a healthy BMI. In that she appears to be neither overweight nor underweight.

If you judge her underweight you probably need to adjust your perception of what constitutes being overweight.

As for calling people "stick insects" I politely suggest you curtail throwing around words like this which could easily be taken for insults. For example, what if she had been more plump and one of the first responses was something along the lines of "she looks like a fattie"?

This is a public forum and it wouldn't be nice if she read the thread and saw somebody calling her a "stick insect" - particularly as she looks very healthy and happy in the picture.

Stayingup wrote:What was it f@rt and give us a clue?

Yep she farted a lot...Still never found it though!

Rowls wrote:No I mean she appears to have a healthy BMI. In that she appears to be neither overweight nor underweight.

If you judge her underweight you probably need to adjust your perception of what constitutes being overweight.

As for calling people "stick insects" I politely suggest you curtail throwing around words like this which could easily be taken for insults. For example, what if she had been more plump and one of the first responses was something along the lines of "she looks like a fattie"?

This is a public forum and it wouldn't be nice if she read the thread and saw somebody calling her a "stick insect" - particularly as she looks very healthy and happy in the picture.

Yawn!

Wonder what she sees in the multi millionaire beanpole goofy looking goalkeeper of ours ?

TVC15 wrote:Wonder what she sees in the multi millionaire beanpole goofy looking goalkeeper of ours ?

TVC15 wrote:Wonder what she sees in the multi millionaire beanpole goofy looking goalkeeper of ours ?

Possibly the massive bulge in his pants, and I'm not talking about the 1 eyed trouser snake!

In fairness, aside from what look to be a decent pair of top ******** and a decent, if a tad too skinny figure, what’s she got to offer our England goalkeeper?

She might have a cracking personality but she’s not exactly a beauty looking at some of those pictures.

Rowls wrote:No I mean she appears to have a healthy BMI. In that she appears to be neither overweight nor underweight.

If you judge her underweight you probably need to adjust your perception of what constitutes being overweight.

As for calling people "stick insects" I politely suggest you curtail throwing around words like this which could easily be taken for insults. For example, what if she had been more plump and one of the first responses was something along the lines of "she looks like a fattie"?

This is a public forum and it wouldn't be nice if she read the thread and saw somebody calling her a "stick insect" - particularly as she looks very healthy and happy in the picture.

i can guarantee with absolute confidence that she wont be reading this forum

She IS a stick insect. A shallow one. Being with a man for his money shows her for what she is. A gold digger.

It's interesting how selective some people are when it comes to political correctness.

Rowls wrote:No I mean she appears to have a healthy BMI. In that she appears to be neither overweight nor underweight.

If you judge her underweight you probably need to adjust your perception of what constitutes being overweight.

As for calling people "stick insects" I politely suggest you curtail throwing around words like this which could easily be taken for insults. For example, what if she had been more plump and one of the first responses was something along the lines of "she looks like a fattie"?

This is a public forum and it wouldn't be nice if she read the thread and saw somebody calling her a "stick insect" - particularly as she looks very healthy and happy in the picture.

Hilarious - so you can't describe someone as a stick insect now ?
I doubt very much she has got some kind of medical condition so its a pretty fair assumption that she chooses to be this thin. Personally I think its a horrible look and also its also not a body shape that is a healthy aspiration for girls / women...she looks ill.

TVC15 wrote:Hilarious - so you can't describe someone as a stick insect now ?
I doubt very much she has got some kind of medical condition so its a pretty fair assumption that she chooses to be this thin. Personally I think its a horrible look and also its also not a body shape that is a healthy aspiration for girls / women...she looks ill.

Looks fine and dandy to me

I'm an arse AND tit man. She has neither.

Not my type, but not a problem as I expect I wouldn't be hers. So long as she makes Nick happy so long as he's wearing a Burnley shirt she's perfect,

TVC15 wrote:Hilarious - so you can't describe someone as a stick insect now ?
I doubt very much she has got some kind of medical condition so its a pretty fair assumption that she chooses to be this thin. Personally I think its a horrible look and also its also not a body shape that is a healthy aspiration for girls / women...she looks ill.

Of course you can. Just like other people can call you a ****. What's your problem? It seems like you want to pass judgement on other people but you think it's unfair when others pass judgement on you. Why?

I said the same about Shay Logan at the start of this season but his lover ended up being a bad influence and his game suffered for it.

Imploding Turtle wrote:Of course you can. Just like other people can call you a ****. What's your problem? It seems like you want to pass judgement on other people but you think it's unfair when others pass judgement on you. Why?

Aint got a problem and aint got a clue what the f-uck you are talking about.
I`ve simply said I do not think stick insect is an insulting term.

Do i need to run things past you now ?

Looks a tidy piece imo, perhaps encourage Nick to get his teeth done ,as Kevin her dad was very handy and might lend a hand with the dental work if he messes about!

Done well here has popey as he can eat an apple through a tennis racquet

This woman is more attractive.

EDIT: And she's almost 40.

TVC15 wrote:Aint got a problem and aint got a clue what the f-uck you are talking about.
I`ve simply said I do not think stick insect is an insulting term.

Do i need to run things past you now ?

Why are you getting so butthurt at other people holding and opinion on you?

Is orange our new away kit?

Imploding Turtle wrote:Why are you getting so butthurt at other people holding and opinion on you?

Nice grammar !

Still not a got a clue wtf you are on about ?

Where exactly on this thread has anyone expressed an opinion on me ? And where am I getting so buthurt ?

You not taken your meds again ?

She was certainly front of the queue when God was handing out chests.

TVC15 wrote:Nice grammar !

Still not a got a clue wtf you are on about ?

Where exactly on this thread has anyone expressed an opinion on me ? And where am I getting so buthurt ?

You not taken your meds again ?

"nice grammar" and "You not taken your meds again ?" in the same post. Bravo, numbnuts.

Imploding Turtle wrote:"nice grammar" and "You not taken your meds again ?" in the same post. Bravo, numbnuts.

Ok weirdo - wtf is your problem ?
Seriously take those meds - you are making less sense than you normally make.
Is it the heat ? Or are you just being your normal twa-tty self ?

TVC15 wrote:Ok weirdo - wtf is your problem ?
Seriously take those meds - you are making less sense than you normally make.
Is it the heat ? Or are you just being your normal twa-tty self ?

You passed judgement on someone else. Then when others passed judgement on you you cried oppression by acting as if you weren't allowed to pass judgement. You are allowed, you're just upset when it happens to you. Which is pretty hypocritical.

Then you mocked my grammar, not being careful enough to check your own. Which is pretty stupid.