Are you a butter wipe backer?
Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2018 3:35 pm
Do you wipe the excess butter left on the butter knife back into the dish? I do , even after toast. Too much food wastage as it is, in my opinion. 
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Re: Are you a butter wipe backer?
Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2018 3:38 pm
I was hoping this was a euphemism
Re: Are you a butter wipe backer?
Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2018 3:41 pm
Vile mankaratekid wrote:Do you wipe the excess butter left on the butter knife back into the dish? I do , even after toast. Too much food wastage as it is, in my opinion.
Re: Are you a butter wipe backer?
Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2018 3:44 pm
any excess butter simply goes onto the toast
Re: Are you a butter wipe backer?
Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2018 3:46 pm
Dyched wrote:Vile man
Nah mate, I'm definitely a Lurpak man
Re: Are you a butter wipe backer?
Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2018 3:48 pm
we are talking real butter here - not spreads or marg or the like - as that should just remain in the shops out of harm's way
Re: Are you a butter wipe backer?
Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2018 3:51 pm
it goes on the toast obviously....the slightly cooled toast so the butter dosnt melt too much....lurpak of course.
Re: Are you a butter wipe backer?
Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2018 3:53 pm
I like to get my butter straight on as soon as the toast pops - loads of it
Re: Are you a butter wipe backer?
Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2018 3:58 pm
phillistine....thats what toast racks are foredison wrote:I like to get my butter straight on as soon as the toast pops - loads of it
Re: Are you a butter wipe backer?
Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2018 4:06 pm
marg>butter
Re: Are you a butter wipe backer?
Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2018 4:09 pm
Who gives a ****.
Re: Are you a butter wipe backer?
Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2018 4:12 pm
Oh mysculptureofman wrote:marg>butter
Re: Are you a butter wipe backer?
Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2018 4:30 pm
Mods - please ban this poster. There's no need for disgraceful things like this on our message board. Absolutely vile post.sculptureofman wrote:marg>butter
Re: Are you a butter wipe backer?
Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2018 4:41 pm
I remember Vitalite coming out in those round tubs. Seemed revolutionary but tasted like ****. Prior to that it was either butter or absolutely massive tubs of marge that you could store 500 marbles or a fleet of toy cars in after use. Can you still get vitalite?
Re: Are you a butter wipe backer?
Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2018 4:44 pm
I prefer eating the butter off the knife if it’s overloaded, then carry on buttering everyone else’s bread/toast.
Re: Are you a butter wipe backer?
Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2018 4:52 pm
Butter so much easier to spread in this heatwave
Re: Are you a butter wipe backer?
Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2018 4:59 pm
I find that the excess butter comes off when I stick the knife into the marmalade jar.
Also leaves a little extra butter for the next person who wants marmalade.
Also leaves a little extra butter for the next person who wants marmalade.
Re: Are you a butter wipe backer?
Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2018 5:10 pm
There’s no such thing as “ excess butter”
Re: Are you a butter wipe backer?
Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2018 5:15 pm
Kerrygold Salted of course , unrivalled
Re: Are you a butter wipe backer?
Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2018 5:35 pm
Butter? No. KY Jelly...
Re: Are you a butter wipe backer?
Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2018 5:41 pm
Butter my arse.
Re: Are you a butter wipe backer?
Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2018 5:47 pm
You’re asking for mould my friend.karatekid wrote:Do you wipe the excess butter left on the butter knife back into the dish? I do , even after toast. Too much food wastage as it is, in my opinion.
Whoever says margarine is better than butter is trolling?
Re: Are you a butter wipe backer?
Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2018 5:52 pm
Do I have to?Bertiebeehead wrote:Butter my arse.
Re: Are you a butter wipe backer?
Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2018 6:33 pm
Margarine was originally manufactured to fatten turkeys. Also its apparently one molecule away from being plastic.
Why anyone would choose it over butter I don't know!
Why anyone would choose it over butter I don't know!
Re: Are you a butter wipe backer?
Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2018 7:49 pm
Has to go into the toast. Aldi West Country butter not bad either.
Re: Are you a butter wipe backer?
Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2018 8:57 pm
Optional, but you spread I’ll oblige.spadesclaret wrote:Do I have to?
Re: Are you a butter wipe backer?
Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2018 9:12 pm
Lidl do a lovely West Country butter with sea salt crystals.bfcjg wrote:Has to go into the toast. Aldi West Country butter not bad either.
Re: Are you a butter wipe backer?
Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2018 9:15 pm
I thought this was another thread about some boring north American sport
Re: Are you a butter wipe backer?
Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2018 9:20 pm
President sea salt butter is the daddy.Herts Clarets wrote:Lidl do a lovely West Country butter with sea salt crystals.
Re: Are you a butter wipe backer?
Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2018 9:22 pm
People who wipe butter with toast crumbs back in the butter dish, should be shot, then stabbed and shot again.
Re: Are you a butter wipe backer?
Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2018 9:33 pm
Butter Is for girls and office workers.
Try spreading some of the fat out of the frying pan..especially if you use beef dripping or even lard...you won't use butter again. Bacon fat can be a delight too on toast.
I used to let the dog lick out the frying pan until I discovered this lovely alternative to buttering toast.
Try spreading some of the fat out of the frying pan..especially if you use beef dripping or even lard...you won't use butter again. Bacon fat can be a delight too on toast.
I used to let the dog lick out the frying pan until I discovered this lovely alternative to buttering toast.
Re: Are you a butter wipe backer?
Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2018 9:36 pm
Thats the one! Is it cheaper than Sainsburys?Herts Clarets wrote:Lidl do a lovely West Country butter with sea salt crystals.