England vs Columbo
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2018 4:46 pm
Score predictions? I'll be surprised if our defence can keep a cleansheet so will go 3-1 England.
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Re: England vs Columbo
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2018 4:48 pm
2 - 1 England
Re: England vs Columbo
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2018 4:58 pm
24-0 to England. Easy Peasy.
Re: England vs Columbo
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2018 4:58 pm
Columbo?
Re: England vs Columbo
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2018 5:01 pm
England to win on penalties.
Re: England vs Columbo
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2018 5:02 pm
Just a bit of fun. We've had people bang on about the Colombia vs Columbia spelling.dermotdermot wrote:Columbo?
Re: England vs Columbo
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2018 5:03 pm
England 2-0
Re: England vs Columbo
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2018 5:04 pm
Columbia on pens of course
Re: England vs Columbo
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2018 5:05 pm
England to win 3 boiled eggs to 2
Re: England vs Columbo
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2018 5:05 pm
1-1. Colombia to win in extra time 
Re: England vs Columbo
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2018 5:08 pm
A comfortable 2-0 win to the Columbines.
Re: England vs Columbo
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2018 5:10 pm
The Columbian line up is looking rather strong....
(Nicked)
(Nicked)
Re: England vs Columbo
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2018 5:13 pm
There’s just one more thing...
Re: England vs Columbo
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2018 5:15 pm
Will we scramble one over the line?Croydon Claret wrote:England to win 3 boiled eggs to 2
Re: England vs Columbo
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2018 5:17 pm
FactualFrank wrote:Score predictions? I'll be surprised if our defence can keep a cleansheet so will go 3-1 England.
1-1 at full time then England 2 Columbia 1 after extra time.
Re: England vs Columbo
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2018 5:26 pm
Does Carlos Valderama still play for Colombia?
He was a bit tasty.
He was a bit tasty.
Re: England vs Columbo
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2018 5:27 pm
Sacked from Countdown. It's Rachel Riley now.Lord Beamish wrote:Does Carlos Valderama still play for Colombia?
He was a bit tasty.
Re: England vs Columbo
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2018 5:29 pm
Showed him in the VIPs, Colombias last match. Still has the HAIR!!Lord Beamish wrote:Does Carlos Valderama still play for Colombia?
He was a bit tasty.
Re: England vs Columbo
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2018 5:30 pm
2-0, to Gareths Army.
Re: England vs Columbo
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2018 5:30 pm
Is he doing adverts for slimming products and insurance schemes to scam the gormless out of what little savings they have left, these days?FactualFrank wrote:Sacked from Countdown. It's Rachel Riley now.
Re: England vs Columbo
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2018 5:32 pm
Nah. Instead runs a Twitter account with over 1.8 million followers and is loaded.Lord Beamish wrote:Is he doing adverts for slimming products and insurance schemes to scam the gormless out of what little savings they have left, these days?
Fair play to him, I reckon. A lot of jealous people about though, so be aware!
Re: England vs Columbo
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2018 5:38 pm
Touched a nerve, I see.FactualFrank wrote:Nah. Instead runs a Twitter account with over 1.8 million followers and is loaded.
Fair play to him, I reckon. A lot of jealous people about though, so be aware!
Re: England vs Columbo
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2018 5:40 pm
Dyched wrote:24-0 to England. Easy Peasy.
Think you’re being a bit optimistic there buddy
22-0
Re: England vs Columbo
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2018 5:40 pm
Not at all. It actually made me laugh. If England win, I'm going to give you a big hug whether you like it or not.Lord Beamish wrote:Touched a nerve, I see.
Re: England vs Columbo
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2018 5:44 pm
Shower and shave first. And no tongues.FactualFrank wrote:Not at all. It actually made me laugh. If England win, I'm going to give you a big hug whether you like it or not.
Re: England vs Columbo
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2018 5:45 pm
Absolutely. And I'll do the same.Lord Beamish wrote:Shower and shave first.
Re: England vs Columbo
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:00 pm
Re: England vs Cumbria
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:02 pm
Beautiful part of the world, but they will be no match for us.
Re: England vs Columbo
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:04 pm
3-1 England
Re: England vs Cumbria
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:05 pm
I hope so buddy. I'm getting a bit nervous.Alanstevensonsgloves wrote:Beautiful part of the world, but they will be no match for us.
Re: England vs Columbo
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:07 pm
C'mon Frank, look closer. You know, like Columbo would!
Re: England vs Columbo
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:23 pm
Gary Neville absolutely spot on there.
Re: England vs Columbo
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:26 pm
I have a sense of impending doom about Pickford.
Re: England vs Columbo
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:28 pm
We need to score more than them, that's how I'm seeing it. We need to outscore our cockups.harpers_perm wrote:I have a sense of impending doom about Pickford.
Re: England vs Columbo
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:30 pm
With no sign of James Rodriguez, I'm quite confident.
It's coming home.
It's coming home.
Re: England vs Columbo
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2018 6:57 pm
2-2 full time
3-3 after extra time
England to win on penalties.
C'mon England.
3-3 after extra time
England to win on penalties.
C'mon England.
Re: England vs Columbo
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:13 pm
Cracking start from us. Lots of calm possession and threatening from corners.
Alli looking just a tad nervous but he’ll run that off.
Alli looking just a tad nervous but he’ll run that off.
Re: England vs Columbo
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:14 pm
dermotdermot wrote:Columbo?
Re: England vs Columbo
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:26 pm
Going forward, you just don’t want Young or Sterling to have to touch the ball
Re: England vs Columbo
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:30 pm
I don't get what Ali brings to the team
Re: England vs Columbo
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:31 pm
Colombia have been pretty dire. We can beat them but we need to stay patient.
Re: England vs Columbo
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:31 pm
He falls over in the penalty areaVegas Claret wrote:I don't get what Ali brings to the team
Re: England vs Columbo
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:32 pm
Get Stirling off quick. How many caps does he need to show all he has is pace?
Re: England vs Columbo
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:32 pm
How are we not beating these. They can't even pass straight.
Re: England vs Columbo
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:33 pm
More than young ( hate him ever since downings goal for villa ) .
Re: England vs Columbo
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:34 pm
Does Walker have issues with KT? He seems open down the right quite frequently but Walker goes back inside...
Re: England vs Columbo
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:34 pm
More than young ( hate him ever since downings goal for villa ) .
Re: England vs Columbo
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:35 pm
Raheem Sterling
Re: England vs Columbo
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:37 pm
It's gonna end in tears....
Re: England vs Columbo
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2018 7:38 pm
World Cup legends Lothar Matthaus and Wes Brown sat together.
Somebody thought that was good for a laugh.
Somebody thought that was good for a laugh.