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Turf moor pies!
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2018 1:44 am
by tim_noone
I knew I was taking a double risk in going for a potatoe pie for old times sake during the game... Yes I missed a goal! And yes I've still got heartburn from the pie.what is in those pies that gives you heart burn? And why when going to purchase one or have a slash is a goal Always scored?

Re: Turf moor pies!
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2018 2:02 am
by fidelcastro
If only you were allowed to purchase a pie before the game starts, or even at half time.

Re: Turf moor pies!
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2018 2:12 am
by tim_noone
fidelcastro wrote:If only you were allowed to purchase a pie before the game starts, or even at half time.

I'll bare that in mind....could you enlighten me on the heartburn?
Re: Turf moor pies!
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2018 2:15 am
by fidelcastro
tim_noone wrote:I'll bare that in mind....could you enlighten me on the heartburn?
I've never had heartburn from a pie at Turf Moor.
Take some Rennies with you next time.

Re: Turf moor pies!
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2018 4:01 am
by Vegas Claret
Re: Turf moor pies!
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2018 5:32 am
by CharlieinNewMexico
Heartburn is caused by acid which creates gas which is more indicative of what was in your stomach before the pie. If the stomach was already full of acid, putting something heavy down there even though it was an alkaline potato pie simply forces the gas up into the esophagus creating the heartburn effect or even worse, acid reflux.
Such as beer.
Hope this helps.
Re: Turf moor pies!
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2018 9:34 am
by tim_noone
CharlieinNewMexico wrote:Heartburn is caused by acid which creates gas which is more indicative of what was in your stomach before the pie. If the stomach was already full of acid, putting something heavy down there even though it was an alkaline potato pie simply forces the gas up into the esophagus creating the heartburn effect or even worse, acid reflux.
Such as beer.
Hope this helps.
Thanks yes it does. No beer on board really.that aside I still don't get why the going for a P!ss or pie that most can relate to......a goal gets scored.
Re: Turf moor pies!
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2018 9:40 am
by Leisure
Went for a pie at HT, none left! Corner shop planning! ( By the club not me!)
Re: Turf moor pies!
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2018 9:50 am
by piston broke
Next time we are 1 goal down go for a leak.
Re: Turf moor pies!
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2018 10:03 am
by Chuckypad
Heartburn is caused by the grey matter masquerading as meat and potato
Take a Lansoprozole before your first pint of the day and you can eat a full jar of pickled onions without fear of heartburn
Re: Turf moor pies!
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2018 11:05 am
by SalisburyClaret
Club ran out of pies at half time
Just a note for the catering manager -
- half time comes in the middle of all the games at Turf Moor.
- The pies should be hot.
- You know how many fans are coming so buy enough to feed them.
- if you have pies left over give them to the homeless and fund the loss from the £120m windfall
- you are there to feed customers who have invested their time money and effort in your business
Re: Turf moor pies!
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2018 11:08 am
by Rileybobs
I’ve never understood the obsession with buying a pie at football. A football match only lasts for 90 minutes, or 120 at a push - and football grounds aren’t exactly renowned for their cuisine. If you want a nice hot meal why not eat before or after the game?
Re: Turf moor pies!
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2018 11:12 am
by martin_p
Rileybobs wrote:I’ve never understood the obsession with buying a pie at football. A football match only lasts for 90 minutes, or 120 at a push - and football grounds aren’t exactly renowned for their cuisine. If you want a nice hot meal why not eat before or after the game?
What about those of us who always have a pie at 3.45pm?
Re: Turf moor pies!
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2018 11:15 am
by edison
Rileybobs wrote:I’ve never understood the obsession with buying a pie at football. A football match only lasts for 90 minutes, or 120 at a push - and football grounds aren’t exactly renowned for their cuisine. If you want a nice hot meal why not eat before or after the game?
My reason, and I typically don't buy pies, was that I had been travelling for 7 hours solid. But I do agree there seems to be a need to eat among many fans.
Re: Turf moor pies!
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2018 11:16 am
by Rileybobs
edison wrote:My reason, and I typically don't buy pies, was that I had been travelling for 7 hours solid. But I do agree there seems to be a need to eat among many fans.
Fair enough. I don’t begrudge anyone a pie, far from it. I just think it’s odd to moan if they’re not served piping hot or if the club runs out of stock.
Re: Turf moor pies!
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2018 11:24 am
by edison
I had to leave mine for about 20 mins because it was, I imagine, like biting into the earth's core, such was the heat
Re: Turf moor pies!
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2018 2:41 pm
by CharlieinNewMexico
edison wrote:I had to leave mine for about 20 mins because it was, I imagine, like biting into the earth's core, such was the heat
But not the Earth's crust
Re: Turf moor pies!
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2018 2:44 pm
by BleedingClaret
tim_noone wrote:I'll bare that in mind....could you enlighten me on the heartburn?
It takes years to build up a resistance
Re: Turf moor pies!
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2018 2:51 pm
by tim_noone
Rileybobs wrote:Fair enough. I don’t begrudge anyone a pie, far from it. I just think it’s odd to moan if they’re not served piping hot or if the club runs out of stock.
I find that odd to be honest.....a cold hot dog doesn't appeal as much as a piping hot one and for most sporting events running out of stock shouldn't be an option.
Re: Turf moor pies!
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2018 2:53 pm
by John Gayles Shoulder
I would like to congratulate the suppliers on their ability to combine potato soup with a pie.
A nifty, thrifty innovation I'm sure we can all agree, which means the Bob Lorders in particular will not need to put their dentures to too much of a test from potential resistance of an actual solid bit of potato, or even possibly meat (ha-ha), when biting down
Re: Turf moor pies!
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2018 3:58 pm
by edison
CharlieinNewMexico wrote:But not the Earth's crust
Suppose you got to bite through the crust to get to the core
Re: Turf moor pies!
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2018 9:06 pm
by IanMcL
Running out was a sign of total incompetence.
Whoever is running that operation has proved to be ineffective in that role. Dismissal without a doubt.
Re: Turf moor pies!
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2018 9:17 pm
by tim_noone
IanMcL wrote:Running out was a sign of total incompetence.
Whoever is running that operation has proved to be ineffective in that role. Dismissal without a doubt.
I think that's a little harsh tbf we do also have a wider choice of food than a lot of other grounds also.but if the can't do the pie numbers after 40 odd years it's a poor do.having said I won't be having another this season they're only fit for throwing at the opposition

Re: Turf moor pies!
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2018 9:19 pm
by dpinsussex
Rileybobs wrote:I’ve never understood the obsession with buying a pie at football. A football match only lasts for 90 minutes, or 120 at a push - and football grounds aren’t exactly renowned for their cuisine. If you want a nice hot meal why not eat before or after the game?
I left at 2pm yesterday and given the delights of the m6 only arrived at 715pm despite what should have only been a 4 hr drive.Plan was to go out for some tea. I then went to pick up my tickets and queued for just over 30 minutes and there was still about 300 people behind me with only 1 poor woman dishing them out. Surely BFC also know how many tickets need handing out but that's another issue. Grabbed a pie for my daughter and I as we were starving as we ran to our seats. Got to seat. Sat down and boooooom We scored our first goal. Didnt eat again till 7am having got home at 3am. Still worth every bit of effort
Re: Turf moor pies!
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2018 9:21 pm
by IanMcL
tim_noone wrote:I think that's a little harsh tbf we do also have a wider choice of food than a lot of other grounds also.but if the can't do the pie numbers after 40 odd years it's a poor do.having said I won't be having another this season they're only fit for throwing at the opposition

So not a little harsh then Tim!
A. Run out despite 40 years of history/experiemce
B. Unable to source a decent product
Surely, there must be room for several very large freezers, which come into play.
Re: Turf moor pies!
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2018 9:32 pm
by tim_noone
Yes your right on reflection. A verbal warning would suffice. Freezers In catering?? It might catch on.
Re: Turf moor pies!
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2018 9:38 pm
by whiffa
I'm more confused with the folk who eat said pie with a fork, and don't eat the pastry - just eat the centre... very very bizare! Get it do'n ya mouth!
Re: Turf moor pies!
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2018 9:40 pm
by GodIsADeeJay81
Rileybobs wrote:I’ve never understood the obsession with buying a pie at football. A football match only lasts for 90 minutes, or 120 at a push - and football grounds aren’t exactly renowned for their cuisine. If you want a nice hot meal why not eat before or after the game?
Personally I like trying pies at different grounds on our travels.
Disappointed Spurs and West Ham didn't have any on offer last season.
Re: Turf moor pies!
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2018 9:46 pm
by tim_noone
GodIsADeeJay81 wrote:Personally I like trying pies at different grounds on our travels.
Disappointed Spurs and West Ham didn't have any on offer last season.
Those two had the poorest choice of food at any ground I've been to. Amazing when one is the international stadium and the other is wembley. Our pies might be sh!t but at least we sell em!
Re: Turf moor pies!
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2018 9:47 pm
by GodIsADeeJay81
tim_noone wrote:Those two had the poorest choice of food at any ground I've been to. Amazing when one is the international stadium and the other is wembley. Our pies might be sh!t but at least we sell em!
My nephew had 2 curry pies at City.
In hindsight that was a poor decision because he was ill the next day

Re: Turf moor pies!
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2018 9:52 pm
by Ric_C
Right I’m going to get slaughtered for this probably but hey ho.
What is the obsession with eating at football?
“Quick let’s miss the last 5 mins of the first half so we can get first in line for a pie”
Kick offs are either 3pm or 7.45 so evening games are more understandable I suppose, but why miss portions of a game that you have paid to see, just to stuff your face?
Personally I’m a nervous wreck for most of the game, so eating is the last thing on my mind.
Feel better now, sorry

Re: Turf moor pies!
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2018 9:52 pm
by tim_noone
GodIsADeeJay81 wrote:My nephew had 2 curry pies at City.
In hindsight that was a poor decision because he was ill the next day

At west ham all they sold was a big hot dog at £5.50. Not a patch on ours at £3 tbf! We get our scran at the asda store at city failing that take him to McDonald's

Re: Turf moor pies!
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2018 9:54 pm
by GodIsADeeJay81
tim_noone wrote:At west ham all they sold was a big hot dog at £5.50. Not a patch on ours at £3 tbf! We get our scran at the asda store at city failing that take him to McDonald's

He had the hotdog at West Ham, so did his dad.
Definitely better than the ones at TM!!
The entertainment that day was also better

Re: Turf moor pies!
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2018 9:55 pm
by tim_noone
Ric_C wrote:Right I’m going to get slaughtered for this probably but hey ho.
What is the obsession with eating at football?
“Quick let’s miss the last 5 mins of the first half so we can get first in line for a pie”
Kick offs are either 3pm or 7.45 so evening games are more understandable I suppose, but why miss portions of a game that you have paid to see, just to stuff your face?
Personally I’m a nervous wreck for most of the game, so eating is the last thing on my mind.
Feel better now, sorry

Sometimes I don't get the obsession with people having to get p!ssed at football . Why?
Re: Turf moor pies!
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2018 10:20 pm
by Steve1956
tim_noone wrote:Sometimes I don't get the obsession with people having to get p!ssed at football . Why?
Some of the Fayre our club has served up over the 50 odd years I've supported us,being pisse.d was a must....numbing the pain I think they call it.
Re: Turf moor pies!
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2018 10:27 pm
by Carport
GodIsADeeJay81 wrote:Personally I like trying pies at different grounds on our travels.
Disappointed Spurs and West Ham didn't have any on offer last season.
Brighton pies top of the pile for me!
Re: Turf moor pies!
Posted: Fri Aug 03, 2018 10:36 pm
by GodIsADeeJay81
Carport wrote:Brighton pies top of the pile for me!
Yeah I've heard they're good, my mate rated theirs the best last season.
Re: Turf moor pies!
Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2018 5:44 am
by CharlieinNewMexico
My lad still talks about the Chicken Balti pie he had at Loftus Road when we came over when he was 14. Even though he's 27 now and hasn't eaten meat in 11 years!
Re: Turf moor pies!
Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2018 7:18 am
by Flat Stanley
Always running out of stuff at the concession stands. Useless just like the ticket office (for different reasons). Has been like that for years. Amateurish.
Re: Turf moor pies!
Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2018 9:27 am
by Wile E Coyote
bit like people drinking benedictine, it has become something fashionable, pies are a sort of comical food that fans are happy to eat because of being in the north.
Re: Turf moor pies!
Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2018 9:40 am
by vinrogue
Cambridge away many many years and divisions ago was the best food ever, but I will be dammed if I can remember what I had! All I remember is when the subject of food and grounds come up I remember Cambridge and Scunthorpe. Yes Scunthorpe, on getting through the turnstile some kind BFC fan was running around in abject panic shouting "get t'a pie now they are running out", my son still remembers Scunny for that one fan who made us both laugh.
Re: Turf moor pies!
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2018 5:28 pm
by Leisure
What's going on? No pies at half time in the JHU at both the Aberdeen and last night's game!
Re: Turf moor pies!
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2018 5:40 pm
by tim_noone
Leisure wrote:What's going on? No pies at half time in the JHU at both the Aberdeen and last night's game!

Re: Turf moor pies!
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2018 5:52 pm
by IanMcL
Appalling, if that was the case. Are they run by an idiot?
Re: Turf moor pies!
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2018 6:24 pm
by Joe14
Ric_C wrote:Right I’m going to get slaughtered for this probably but hey ho.
What is the obsession with eating at football?
“Quick let’s miss the last 5 mins of the first half so we can get first in line for a pie”
Kick offs are either 3pm or 7.45 so evening games are more understandable I suppose, but why miss portions of a game that you have paid to see, just to stuff your face?
Personally I’m a nervous wreck for most of the game, so eating is the last thing on my mind.
Feel better now, sorry

Might just be tradition. My dad never did the eating at football thing. So I rarely do. We did used to stop off for a 12inch meat feast on the way home......... n I have been known to follow that tradition!!

Re: Turf moor pies!
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2018 6:32 pm
by boatshed bill
It's really not a very healthy practice, eating while excited. Could give you heartburn in fact.

Re: Turf moor pies!
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2018 6:44 pm
by Leisure
boatshed bill wrote:It's really not a very healthy practice, eating while excited. Could give you heartburn in fact.

Not if you take Omeprazole!

Re: Turf moor pies!
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2018 7:07 pm
by jurek
As Ossie Ardiles ( I think it was) once said"
'Itta kultura ting'
Trouble is, I can't recall the question that preceded his response.
But football and the eating of pies have been inextricably linked
for as long as I can remember. Especially on a cold winters' day or night.
I can recall that once you could always get pie and mushy peas at the Turf.
When last at the Turf (against Aberdeen) I went down at half time and asked
whether they do pie and peas and was given a pretty blank look from the young
lady serving.
So presume 'pie 'n peas' haven't been on the menu for a number of years?
Re: Turf moor pies!
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2018 7:11 pm
by IanMcL
Looks like even a pie at h/t is a thing of the past!
Re: Turf moor pies!
Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2018 7:33 pm
by Burnleyareback2
I must say I enjoyed my pie last night more than ever.
Been in Thailand and landed back in Manchester at 5.15, got in the ground at 7.40, the pie was the perfect welcome home.