Alfie from Clitheroe
Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2018 8:11 pm
Even the f***ing pigeons laugh at me, f*** em
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Alfie from Clitheroe
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Re: Alfie from Clitheroe
Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2018 8:16 pm
Re: Alfie from Clitheroe
Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2018 8:53 pm
By the time he’d strapped that sofa on I could have popped it on me head and walked it anywhere in Clit hero.
Re: Alfie from Clitheroe
Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2018 9:07 pm
Good old Alfie sound as a pound..that made me laugh!
Re: Alfie from Clitheroe
Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2018 9:19 pm
Brilliant. Laughed out loud when his trailer was heavier than the bike and he fell off.
Re: Alfie from Clitheroe
Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2018 9:33 pm
I'd rather have Alfie,thanks!piston broke wrote:By the time he’d strapped that sofa on I could have popped it on me head and walked it anywhere in Clit hero.
Re: Alfie from Clitheroe
Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2018 9:42 pm
'Tandem With A Traier'. Brilliant
Re: Alfie from Clitheroe
Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2018 9:49 pm
That was funny as Ipswich's equaliser yesterday.
Wonderfully madcap.
Wonderfully madcap.
Re: Alfie from Clitheroe
Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2018 10:03 pm
Brilliant, loved the bit where he said 'the only thing I left school with was a hard on' - proper laughed out loud; good lad Alfie
Re: Alfie from Clitheroe
Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2018 10:09 pm
Just glad it was in posh Clitheroe and not rough old Burnley.
Re: Alfie from Clitheroe
Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2018 10:22 pm
proper funny.Re: Alfie from Clitheroe
Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2018 10:23 pm
Laughed my socks off and woke the wife in the process!
Re: Alfie from Clitheroe
Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2018 10:23 pm
Brilliant - Aaron Dunleavy’s films are class.
Re: Alfie from Clitheroe
Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2018 10:24 pm
Seems a top lad earning a genuine crust!
Re: Alfie from Clitheroe
Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2018 10:29 pm
Happened to be looking out front room window t`other day and a guy went round corner on a bike. With a full-size ladder on trailer behind him, Alfie!!
Re: Alfie from Clitheroe
Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2018 10:30 pm
He's a New York Yankees' fan. Don't make a hero out of him. He probably also supports Manure.
Re: Alfie from Clitheroe
Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2018 10:36 pm
That is one of the funniest things I have seen this year. What a top lad.
Re: Alfie from Clitheroe
Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2018 10:51 pm
'Alfie' was the boyfriend of Jimmy Clitheroe's sister, in the Corner of Kid!
Great video. Keep it up Alfie.
Great video. Keep it up Alfie.
Re: Alfie from Clitheroe
Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2018 12:14 am
Good stuff,nice one Alfie
Re: Alfie from Clitheroe
Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2018 7:49 am
They wanted me to learn french. I ant fuckin learnt english yet
Re: Alfie from Clitheroe
Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2018 11:40 am
Hilarious, loved watching that. Alot of debate on youtube as to whether this is real or not.
Re: Alfie from Clitheroe
Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2018 11:49 am
Playing up to the Northern Simpleton stereotype! All they need to do is give him a whippet and a cap and we would have a full house!! “Mr Gimshaw! Mr Grimshaw!”Alanstevensonsgloves wrote:Hilarious, loved watching that. Alot of debate on youtube as to whether this is real or not.
Re: Alfie from Clitheroe
Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2018 11:51 am
its real palAlanstevensonsgloves wrote:Hilarious, loved watching that. Alot of debate on youtube as to whether this is real or not.
He runs his business in clitheroe.
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Re: Alfie from Clitheroe
Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2018 11:54 am
He definitely is. Asked my mate who lives in Clitheroe and he lives just round the corner from him.cutsy123 wrote:its real pal
He runs his business in clitheroe.
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Re: Alfie from Clitheroe
Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2018 1:41 pm
LOVE IT
Re: Alfie from Clitheroe
Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2018 2:07 pm
Top man. Some great lines
Re: Alfie from Clitheroe
Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2018 2:29 pm
If that means a 'northern simpleton stereotype' is hard working, independent, friendly, caring, overcoming challenges, not wanting to be a burdon on family or state, all traits this lad shows, then I'm all for it.Burnley Ace wrote:Playing up to the Northern Simpleton stereotype! All they need to do is give him a whippet and a cap and we would have a full house!! “Mr Gimshaw! Mr Grimshaw!”
Re: Alfie from Clitheroe
Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2018 2:42 pm
Good to see the pie butty still in demand.
Re: Alfie from Clitheroe
Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2018 3:10 pm
It's a satire Mockumentary.Alanstevensonsgloves wrote:Hilarious, loved watching that. Alot of debate on youtube as to whether this is real or not.
Re: Alfie from Clitheroe
Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2018 3:39 pm
Knew this lad when he was a toddler, parents too, it's 100 % genuineAlanstevensonsgloves wrote:Hilarious, loved watching that. Alot of debate on youtube as to whether this is real or not.
Re: Alfie from Clitheroe
Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2018 6:14 pm
No it means it's potraying someone who, from the short film, seems to be a modern day Norman Wisdom - falling off his tandem, eating a pie sandwich, speaking his home spun philosophy- not in itself a bad thing (though you do wonder about PLI and WCL) but many people were suspicious it was a spoof film rather than a factual representation..Alanstevensonsgloves wrote:If that means a 'northern simpleton stereotype' is hard working, independent, friendly, caring, overcoming challenges, not wanting to be a burdon on family or state, all traits this lad shows, then I'm all for it.
Re: Alfie from Clitheroe
Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2018 7:46 pm
spot on,absolutely brilliant.Burnley Ace wrote:No it means it's potraying someone who, from the short film, seems to be a modern day Norman Wisdom - falling off his tandem, eating a pie sandwich, speaking his home spun philosophy- not in itself a bad thing (though you do wonder about PLI and WCL) but many people were suspicious it was a spoof film rather than a factual representation..
Re: Alfie from Clitheroe
Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2018 8:49 pm
You have to wonder about something where they get all of the camera angles just right. Like "Survivor", it's all staged.
Re: Alfie from Clitheroe
Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2018 8:56 pm
The actual technicalities of the filming may well be staged, how unusual!!, but the character is totally genuine.ontario claret wrote:You have to wonder about something where they get all of the camera angles just right. Like "Survivor", it's all staged.
Re: Alfie from Clitheroe
Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2018 8:57 pm
what a legend!
Re: Alfie from Clitheroe
Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2018 9:08 pm
Good lad him. Absolutely "cock on is that!"
Re: Alfie from Clitheroe
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2018 12:37 am
Very funny
Re: Alfie from Clitheroe
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2018 12:46 am
I have it on good authority that it's cutsy... Who used to post on here!
Re: Alfie from Clitheroe
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2018 7:17 pm
Everybody loves Alfie ..lol