Tup mate

[Millertime v1.7]

Just heard about what rumpus did with Morag, get in touch if your still on here. Not one to say I told you so but I told you ages ago rumps was bad news after a few cans.

[ClaretAndJew]

Hahahahaha.

[Bordeauxclaret]

Did he give her some fruit?

[Aclaret]

As I said in a previous post, I heard it was MILLERTIME V1.7 getting caught out, giving MORAG a TUP from behind. It's caused quite a RUMPUS on the streets of Aberdeen.

[Millertime v1.7]

Hahaha, mate, Morag is a little bit "mature" for my decadent tastes One thing about rumpus is he likes it from behind. Not sure Morag would be a willing participant in those sort of games. He went in for an open mouthed kiss but Morag pushed him away, now tup is on the warpath :-S

[BennyD]

Does that sort of thing pass as spectator sport north of the border?

[jedi_master]

Could you get more Scottish than 'Morag'.

Fantastic.

[Millertime v1.7]

A bit concerned about old rumpus as well. He doesn't take rejection too well. As you lads have witnessed first hand.. all it takes is a few cans and it'll kick start one of his infamous meltdowns.

[claretabroad]

bampot rocketheed.

[Damo]

"
Just how much he enjoyed Bury while he was down there. Seemed innocent enough. 

 

"Extended thank you to all the bar staff in the pub i was in on friday afternoon. the stuff were aware id arrived a day late but did not make fun of me.

the wee redhead behind the bar was lovely ( late 40s?) and after a few pints I thought myself " one day im going marry that girl" Not sure she reciprocated the feeling when she informed me that staring was now classed as sexual harassment. 

cheers again and BOOM!"

[Millertime v1.7]

Mate either I was on the cans or that was super hanz. I d opt for the latter. Mario comes first now. Time to leave bloots and the rest of the lads behind. Fed up sorting out the mess they get themselves into. They're proper gents but very immature. I've evolved from that shite.

[Bordeauxclaret]

Reading between the lines here it seems Rumpus broke millertimes heart at some point and he can’t let go.

[Goobs]

Reading between the lines here it seems Rumpus broke millertimes heart at some point and he can’t let go.

Hahaha your phone auto-corrected the word arse for heart

[Millertime v1.7]

Haha, mate COME ON! weird imagination you have there, I've noticed that in a few clarets
Truth is I was happy tup and Morag found love. Anyone who seen them at Pittodrie knew it was real. Unbeknown to them rumpus was sitting a couple of seats behind with an eye on Morag. The more I think about it I think rumps was using tup all along to get close to Morag.
Rumps mate, if youre reading this speak up now or forever hold your peace. Refusal to reply...we'll take that as guilt pal, so strongly advise you to speak up. Do what's right for once, rumpy

[Bfcboyo]

Haha, mate COME ON! weird imagination you have there, I've noticed that in a few clarets
Truth is I was happy tup and Morag found love. Anyone who seen them at Pittodrie knew it was real. Unbeknown to them rumpus was sitting a couple of seats behind with an eye on Morag. The more I think about it I think rumps was using tup all along to get close to Morag.
Rumps mate, if youre reading this speak up now or forever hold your peace. Refusal to reply...we'll take that as guilt pal, so strongly advise you to speak up. Do what's right for once, rumpy

Can anybody verify that these characters are real and not Saxo in a very dark place? Surely this is the longest wind up ever. Or do we gain new posters from each tie we get past?

[Millertime v1.7]

Mate, don't try and act smart. It's clear from your previous posts you are an errand boy and looked down upon on here. I recall putting you back in your biscuit tin on a few occasions. Dont try and be voice of the people now.

[Bfcboyo]

Mate, don't try and act smart. It's clear from your previous posts you are an errand boy and looked down upon on here. I recall putting you back in your biscuit tin on a few occasions. Dont try and be voice of the people now.

Exactly.

[Bfcboyo]

Mate, don't try and act smart. It's clear from your previous posts you are an errand boy and looked down upon on here. I recall putting you back in your biscuit tin on a few occasions. Dont try and be voice of the people now.

It does seem you may be having problems and possibly need help or rehab?

[Millertime v1.7]

Don't deflect. That's classic rumpus tactics

[Bfcboyo]

You have me now rumbled rumpus.

[Morag]

Git aff this board ye drunken gowk n stoap embarrassing me. Ye'll nae be smelling mah fish anytime again soon laddie

[Millertime v1.7]

Morag, just trying to help you. Rumpus was WAY out of line. Cans or no cans HE overstepped the mark. This isn't your fault, baby. Just hoping you and tup can build bridges over troubled water. Always here for you. You got a friend in me Xx
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[Bordeauxclaret]

Miller, just tell rumpus how you feel. You never know, he might feel the same way about you.

[Awayfromburnley]

This was reasonably funny but isn't now and is clearly nonsense.

Stop feeding it.

[Top Don]

Could you get more Scottish than 'Morag'.

Fantastic.

Try Senga

[Millertime v1.7]

Lads, made a bit of a breakthrough this morning
Managed to get the three of them to sit down and talk about what happened. Rumps apologised, tup backed down and shook his hand.
Moving forward Morag has offered rumps a job in the cafe waiting tables so it'll be the three of them pushing the business forward. Not sure if that's a good or bad thing but we'll see what happens. I'm actually pretty proud of the way I played mediator in all this and manufacture a resolution. BOOM!

[CBT]

Can anybody verify that these characters are real and not Saxo in a very dark place? Surely this is the longest wind up ever. Or do we gain new posters from each tie we get past?

Someone's clearly on the windup
Could well be saxoman
It was entertaining for a few threads but can whoever it is please give us some Turkish humour we have moved on and so should you

[Chuckypad]

Lads, made a bit of a breakthrough this morning
Managed to get the three of them to sit down and talk about what happened. Rumps apologised, tup backed down and shook his hand.
Moving forward Morag has offered rumps a job in the cafe waiting tables so it'll be the three of them pushing the business forward. Not sure if that's a good or bad thing but we'll see what happens. I'm actually pretty proud of the way I played mediator in all this and manufacture a resolution. BOOM!

Time to go now, Millertime

[Millertime v1.7]

Mate, you're small potatoes on here. Never even heard of you.You can't tell people what to do. It's others who tell you what to do. It's the way of the world bud.

[Jakubclaret]

Lads, made a bit of a breakthrough this morning
Managed to get the three of them to sit down and talk about what happened. Rumps apologised, tup backed down and shook his hand.
Moving forward Morag has offered rumps a job in the cafe waiting tables so it'll be the three of them pushing the business forward. Not sure if that's a good or bad thing but we'll see what happens. I'm actually pretty proud of the way I played mediator in all this and manufacture a resolution. BOOM!

As long as the 3 of you are back friends again, that's good news shared I guess

[Millertime v1.7]

Well, I wouldnt say GOOD friends. All boils down to a woman coming between two friends. I played mediator fairly successfully I have no say. NOT a role I'd take on again. I'll leave that to my good bud Bobby Connor next time!