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Worst song ever
Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2018 9:16 pm
by Likeavydra
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This song came into my head from my childhood.. Bloody awful!

Re: Worst song ever
Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2018 11:20 pm
by Pstotto
Awful, but not quite as bad as 'whambam' from the Handley Family or the rest of Junior Showtime.
Re: Worst song ever
Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2018 1:12 am
by Steve1956
Chain Reaction by Diana Ross or Uptown girl by Billy Joel...I can't decide which is worst,but both truly awful songs.
Re: Worst song ever
Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2018 2:16 am
by Bfcboyo
Come on theres far worse at present.
Re: Worst song ever
Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2018 2:24 am
by tim_noone
T!ts fanny and claret!
Re: Worst song ever
Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2018 2:36 am
by Bfcboyo
Ed Sheeran
One of them
Re: Worst song ever
Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2018 7:14 am
by CharlieinNewMexico
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Sad to say this popped into my head today and I couldn't remember if it was them or Bros.
Shockingly bad. He's trying to rap!
Re: Worst song ever
Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2018 7:21 am
by Chobulous
Believe by Cher, truly the worst song ever recorded by the worst singer.
Great songs made bad by:
Anything shouted by Whitney Houston.
Anything ruinously covered by Bryan Ferry
Re: Worst song ever
Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2018 7:57 am
by theroyaldyche
Cant be as bad as in our lancashire home
Re: Worst song ever
Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2018 7:58 am
by bobinho
Owt by queen.
Re: Worst song ever
Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2018 5:15 pm
by bfccrazy
Chobulous wrote:Believe by Cher, truly the worst song ever recorded by the worst singer.
Have you heard the cover by the DMA’s. I hate the original but love that cover.
Re: Worst song ever
Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2018 5:19 pm
by fidelcastro
bobinho wrote:Owt by queen.
I can think of a few that'll disagree... a few million or so.

Re: Worst song ever
Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2018 5:35 pm
by FactualFrank
Tubthumping.
Re: Worst song ever
Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2018 6:05 pm
by Gnulty
Said it before, Lady in Red, and agree with Bfcboyo, just about all songs by Ed Sheeran.
Re: Worst song ever
Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2018 6:06 pm
by bobinho
fidelcastro wrote:I can think of a few that'll disagree... a few million or so.

Undoubtedly.

That's what makes music such a wonderful thing.
My music taste is quite eclectic, but not eclectic enough to include Freddie and his mates. I just don't `get it`.
I'm sure there are Queen fans out there who can't abide Springsteen, or Dylan, and I find that strange, but that's fine.
Re: Worst song ever
Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2018 6:12 pm
by FactualFrank
Anybody willing to own up to not liking songs by Oasis?..

Re: Worst song ever
Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2018 6:20 pm
by bartons baggage
theroyaldyche wrote:Cant be as bad as in our lancashire homes
Corrected for you.
Re: Worst song ever
Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2018 6:43 pm
by theroyaldyche
bartons baggage wrote:Corrected for you.

Re: Worst song ever
Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2018 6:56 pm
by RocketLawnChair
The Final Countdown, by Europe. Should have been counted out ******* years ago...
Re: Worst song ever
Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2018 7:11 pm
by Shore claret
Love shack, end of thread.
Re: Worst song ever
Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2018 7:50 pm
by piston broke
Shaddupa ya face. How did that shite get to No.1?
Re: Worst song ever
Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2018 8:14 pm
by aclaretinstevenage
No! worst ever can only be "Son of my Father" by Chicory Tip.
Complete and utter irritating shoite. Can't even be bothered looking for a link best consigned to the rubbish bin marked worst song ever.
Re: Worst song ever
Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2018 8:25 pm
by Steve1956
One which is going to rear it's ugly head shortly
Jona Louie Stop the cavalry
Re: Worst song ever
Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2018 8:37 pm
by ArnoldBenson
Anything by Katie Melua, especially that Bicycles in Bejing thing.
Re: Worst song ever
Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2018 8:51 pm
by chekhov
Gnulty wrote:Said it before, Lady in Red
Very good call!
Re: Worst song ever
Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2018 9:12 pm
by Flat Stanley
The National anthem. A truly terrible piece of music. We deserve better.
Re: Worst song ever
Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2018 9:14 pm
by dpinsussex
Barbie girl or anything by steps lowers the bar considerably
Re: Worst song ever
Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2018 9:19 pm
by Vintage Claret
piston broke wrote:Shaddupa ya face. How did that shite get to No.1?
And even worse, keep Ultravox's 'Vienna' at No.2!
Re: Worst song ever
Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2018 9:19 pm
by Goobs
Not sure about worst song ever but some mentioned earlier that they didn't "get" queen and whilst I love Queen I can understand the sentiment as I just have never understood the popularity of Pink Floyd.
Re: Worst song ever
Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2018 9:26 pm
by Imploding Turtle
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Re: Worst song ever
Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2018 9:27 pm
by Vintage Claret
RocketLawnChair wrote:The Final Countdown, by Europe. Should have been counted out ******* years ago...
Always associated it with Rovers until Burnley started playing it before the last couple of league home games and home play off semi of the 2008/2009 promotion season.
Don't mind it now

Re: Worst song ever
Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2018 9:58 pm
by iowalan
a few duffers mentioned but the worst song ever is officially o superman by laurie anderson.....voted by me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.dare anyone to listen !!!
Re: Worst song ever
Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2018 10:10 pm
by dougcollins
'Don't stop believing'
Always stops me listening. Though Journey did do one or two decent songs.
Re: Worst song ever
Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2018 10:39 pm
by tiger76
Any pap by the Bay S****y Rollers.
Re: Worst song ever
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2018 1:23 am
by fidelcastro
FactualFrank wrote:Anybody willing to own up to not liking songs by Oasis?..

I will. I could never stand Liam Gallagher's whiny voice, and the blatant attempts to copy the Beatles.
I'm convinced that a lot their fans at the time, all just said they liked them to appear cool.

Re: Worst song ever
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2018 1:34 am
by Claretlad
Agadoo
Re: Worst song ever
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2018 2:58 am
by ontario claret
Worst SONGS ever. Anything by Nickelback.
Re: Worst song ever
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2018 2:59 am
by ontario claret
Or Saga.
Re: Worst song ever
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2018 7:15 am
by BurnleyFC
The Beatles, Yellow Submarine.
Re: Worst song ever
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2018 7:24 am
by ontario claret
Number 9?
Re: Worst song ever
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2018 7:29 am
by Wile E Coyote
i stumbled across radio 1 extra residency this morning, BBC.
What a shambolic mess, pathetic london rapper idiots talking gibberish in that impenetrable slang. dreadful attempt to sound as if they are ghetto boys. Embarrassing. worse than anything mentioned above by a million miles
Re: Worst song ever
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2018 7:29 am
by RocketLawnChair
Goobs wrote:Not sure about worst song ever but some mentioned earlier that they didn't "get" queen and whilst I love Queen I can understand the sentiment as I just have never understood the popularity of Pink Floyd.
Another one here not getting Pink Floyd. A load of self indulgent bloody claptrap. Not that I am Queen fan either btw but they're easier to listen too.
Re: Worst song ever
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2018 7:38 am
by Cirrus_Minor
aclaretinstevenage wrote:No! worst ever can only be "Son of my Father" by Chicory Tip.
Complete and utter irritating shoite. Can't even be bothered looking for a link best consigned to the rubbish bin marked worst song ever.
Alan Stevenson might disagree with you

Re: Worst song ever
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2018 7:54 am
by claretabroad
Ob la di ob la da.
I'm not the biggest Beatles fan but I recognise the high level of song writing capabilities they had across the band. They phoned this one in though.
Re: Worst song ever
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2018 8:02 am
by Lord Beamish
‘Love Shack’ by The B52s. Utterly dreadful.
A special mention for some of the more anthemic numbers by Oasis; feel good pap by a paint-by-numbers tribute act, pleasing only to those who’s idea of a good time is telling everyone what a good time they’re having.
Re: Worst song ever
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2018 8:07 am
by Hibsclaret
Jennifer Rush
The power of love
Truly awful
Re: Worst song ever
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2018 8:11 am
by Chobulous
Lord Beamish wrote:‘Love Shack’ by The B52s. Utterly dreadful.
A special mention for some of the more anthemic numbers by Oasis; feel good pap by a paint-by-numbers tribute act, pleasing only to those who’s idea of a good time is telling everyone what a good time they’re having.
The only saving grace is that they seem to centre their affectation on John Lennon. Imagine how much worse they would have been if it had been Paul McCartney. Britpop granny music FFS.
Re: Worst song ever
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2018 8:23 am
by Darthlaw
The song Doop by the 'artist' Doop.
Horrific that it got to number 1.
Re: Worst song ever
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2018 12:37 pm
by paulus the woodgnome
"The lion sleeps tonight" - Tight Fit version. I'd rather put a red hot needle up my urethra than listen to that utter sh1te.
Re: Worst song ever
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2018 1:19 pm
by ŽižkovClaret
Mr Oizo