• What is that chant I keep hearing?

Posted: **Sat Sep 01, 2018 7:00 pm**

Heard it a few times but can't make out a word. Was being sung back of Cricketfield, 2nd half Thursday. Song is Tom Hark.

Posted: **Sat Sep 01, 2018 7:26 pm**

When I was just
A little boy
My mother bought me
A brand new toy

It was a ba$tard fan
On a piece of string
And all I did
Was tw@t him and b_m him......

Bet you’re glad you asked ....

Posted: **Sat Sep 01, 2018 7:29 pm**

I'm p!ssed I actually read the reply.

Posted: **Sat Sep 01, 2018 7:43 pm**

bfccrazy wrote:When I was just
A little boy
My mother bought me
A brand new toy

It was a ba$tard fan
On a piece of string
And all I did
Was tw@t him and b_m him......

Bet you’re glad you asked ....

Heard this in Athens. Absolutely hilarious. Was slightly distressed at some old bloke getting really into the bum him body moves though.

Posted: **Sat Sep 01, 2018 7:57 pm**

pretty grim effort.

Posted: **Sat Sep 01, 2018 8:12 pm**

Longsider wrote:Heard this in Athens. Absolutely hilarious. Was slightly distressed at some old bloke getting really into the bum him body moves though.

I preferred the original version of

“And all I did was kick his fu(king head in
Kick his head in - kick his head in
All I did was kick his fu(king head in”

But this version seems to have taken off more haha

Posted: **Sat Sep 01, 2018 8:28 pm**

Struggling with the tune tho....

Words are fine. They NEED b-mming. Set of b4st4rds every one of em.

Posted: **Sat Sep 01, 2018 8:29 pm**

Why aren’t MY sweary words edited?

I’m in bother now...

Posted: **Sat Sep 01, 2018 8:29 pm**

Hang on....

Posted: **Sat Sep 01, 2018 8:30 pm**

Sorted.

Posted: **Sat Sep 01, 2018 8:32 pm**

bobinho wrote:Struggling with the tune tho....

Words are fine. They NEED b-mming. Set of b4st4rds every one of em.

To think it's now acceptable ...

Posted: **Sat Sep 01, 2018 8:32 pm**

bobinho wrote:Struggling with the tune tho....

Words are fine. They NEED b-mming. Set of b4st4rds every one of em.

Think back to

“When I was a boy - I had no sense
I bought a flute - for 20 pence”

Or every bloody goal we scored up until a while back for the tune

Posted: **Sat Sep 01, 2018 8:33 pm**

There are now social minority groups that go around under the auspices of other people, highly trained professionals with political mandates carefully selecting targets.

Albanian drug gangs or Hari Krishnas? etc etc.

Posted: **Sat Sep 01, 2018 9:03 pm**

Sung over and over on coach in Istanbul. Embarrassing!

Posted: **Sat Sep 01, 2018 10:49 pm**

Get a grip, it’s a footy song about our rivals embarrassing oh my god

Posted: **Sat Sep 01, 2018 10:52 pm**

lucs86 wrote:Heard it a few times but can't make out a word. Was being sung back of Cricketfield, 2nd half Thursday. Song is Tom Hark.

Could of been anything once the speed singers have hold of it

Posted: **Sat Sep 01, 2018 11:05 pm**

Worst song I've heard at Burnley. Cringe worthy.

Even if it is as a momento for Leeds Paul as I keep hearing.

Posted: **Sun Sep 02, 2018 12:02 am**

Awful chant. Embarrasing. And im no prude but as above in istanbul being sung on a coach of kids. Strange.

Posted: **Sun Sep 02, 2018 12:04 am**

I haven't heard it, and to be honest I'm glad I haven't.

Posted: **Sun Sep 02, 2018 12:31 am**

glad we have another song about our rivals and not one that supports our lot

Posted: **Sun Sep 02, 2018 12:34 am**

Classy lyrics

Posted: **Sun Sep 02, 2018 5:45 am**

I love how people complain about fans not joining in with chants. Then every new chant includes several swear words that a lot of people, especially those with family at the ground are uncomfortable with. If we had a song like Stokes Delila, we'd change it to shagging her or something. I’m sure these people think it makes them sound hard. Can someone not come up with something in celebration/support of Burnley, rather than concentrating on those down the road?

Posted: **Sun Sep 02, 2018 6:50 am**

Bizarre song. They can all laugh about it drinking their coffee in the factory floor canteen every brew time, whilst sharing violent porn videos with each other grunting their very prominent brows off and pretending to read the daily sport to seem intellectual to their peers.

You know the types. The braindead dregs, every town has them in abundance ours sadly is up there.

Posted: **Sun Sep 02, 2018 8:44 am**

Vegas Claret wrote:glad we have another song about our rivals and not one that supports our lot

This!!! I find it sad. Its a weird obsession our fans have.

Posted: **Sun Sep 02, 2018 9:15 am**

Bfcboyo wrote:Bizarre song. They can all laugh about it drinking their coffee in the factory floor canteen every brew time, whilst sharing violent porn videos with each other grunting their very prominent brows off and pretending to read the daily sport to seem intellectual to their peers.

You know the types. The braindead dregs, every town has them in abundance ours sadly is up there.

youve nailed it

Posted: **Sun Sep 02, 2018 9:26 am**

RammyClaret61 wrote:If we had a song like Stokes Delila, we'd change it to shagging her or something.

Understand your point but think Stoke have done that pretty well already. Never heard Tom Jones sing ‘I put my d**k in her hand and she laughed no more’...!

Posted: **Sun Sep 02, 2018 10:46 am**

Burnleyareback2 wrote:Could of been anything once the speed singers have hold of it

The speed singers hit new heights on Thursday. Not content with 'we are the Longside Burnley' at warp factor 9 they were actually singing the line before the previous one had finished. Most songs with the exception of NNN are almost indecipherable and accompanied with manic speed clapping.

Compare the JM C&B army epic from Derby those years ago with the current SD version.

Posted: **Sun Sep 02, 2018 10:53 am**

why are we chanting about bumming toys?

Posted: **Sun Sep 02, 2018 10:55 am**

Brilliant chant

I guess half of you sayin you dont like it sit in the bob lord

Posted: **Sun Sep 02, 2018 11:16 am**

theroyaldyche wrote:Brilliant chant

I guess half of you sayin you dont like it sit in the bob lord

I’ve never heard the chant, and don’t sit in the Bob Lord Stand, but I doubt very much I’d like a chant about bumming Blackburn fans. Very odd. Perhaps people who sit in the Bob Lord Stand just have better taste.

Posted: **Sun Sep 02, 2018 11:20 am**

Another one here who just doesn't get this chant.

But that's fine I'll just not join in.

Posted: **Sun Sep 02, 2018 11:25 am**

This obsession with blackburn is sad. Caveman mentality. Small town mentality from the CFS

Posted: **Sun Sep 02, 2018 11:26 am**

ARE YOU DEAF!

Posted: **Sun Sep 02, 2018 11:27 am**

RammyClaret61 wrote:I love how people complain about fans not joining in with chants. Then every new chant includes several swear words that a lot of people, especially those with family at the ground are uncomfortable with. If we had a song like Stokes Delila, we'd change it to shagging her or something. I’m sure these people think it makes them sound hard. Can someone not come up with something in celebration/support of Burnley, rather than concentrating on those down the road?

Imagine swearing at a football game. There'll be people drinking alcohol before you know it.

Posted: **Sun Sep 02, 2018 11:31 am**

mickleoverclaret wrote:Imagine swearing at a football game. There'll be people drinking alcohol before you know it.

Rubbish will never happen.

Posted: **Sun Sep 02, 2018 1:07 pm**

mickleoverclaret wrote:Imagine swearing at a football game. There'll be people drinking alcohol before you know it.

No issue with the swearing. Thats part and parcel. and always explain to the lads while its not necessarily acceptable to swear in normal scenarios footballs the exception. And they wont be punished for repeating (at the match).

Posted: **Sun Sep 02, 2018 1:13 pm**

mickleoverclaret wrote:Imagine swearing at a football game. There'll be people drinking alcohol before you know it.

P!ssheads are quite tiresome

especially at a sporting event.

Posted: **Sun Sep 02, 2018 6:01 pm**

theroyaldyche wrote:Brilliant chant

I guess half of you sayin you dont like it sit in the bob lord

I guess half of you singing it are 12 years old or don't even know your age because your braindead.

Posted: **Sun Sep 02, 2018 6:02 pm**

ClaretMoffitt wrote:why are we chanting about bumming toys?

Tied up boys.

Posted: **Mon Sep 03, 2018 8:36 am**

Is this a genuine chant we've made up?

Posted: **Mon Sep 03, 2018 10:55 am**

If the CFS purport to be the voice from the stands, they should consider the speed of delivery, so other stands can pick up and join in.

They should also consider the quality of their offering.

Finally, the songs should primarily concentrate of the positive aspects of Burnley.

Posted: **Mon Sep 03, 2018 12:55 pm**

What I don't understand is that you hear some away fans come to the Turf and sing long, complicated songs all as one voice, but our lot speed everything up so much that the chants barely last 30 seconds before they're too fast to be decipherable and just die out.

Posted: **Mon Sep 03, 2018 1:12 pm**

Not sure what people bang on in the Cricketfield but it was similar in the JHU before the singers moved, they banged on the boards at the back of stand way too fast killing the rhythm.

With the exception of the ‘Lancashire Home’ song, every song with a clap rarely lasts long enough to reach the other stands.

Coupled with the sound from the Burnley part of the Cricketfield not travelling to the JHU/JHL well, getting something going is difficult.

Posted: **Mon Sep 03, 2018 1:34 pm**

I remember last year when we played Spurs at home they started their "We've got Alli, Dele Alli" chant. Not to be outdone, the Burnley fans in the Cricketfield stand launched into our Steven Defour equivalent, and managed to complete the whole song before the Spurs fans had got to the end of the first verse. Why our fans have to do everything with a drum and bass tempo I've no idea but I just find it funny now.

Posted: **Mon Sep 03, 2018 1:37 pm**

SammyBoy wrote:I remember last year when we played Spurs at home they started their "We've got Alli, Dele Alli" chant. Not to be outdone, the Burnley fans in the Cricketfield stand launched into our Steven Defour equivalent, and managed to complete the whole song before the Spurs fans had got to the end of the first verse. Why our fans have to do everything with a drum and bass tempo I've no idea but I just find it funny now.

I’ve given up trying to sing certain songs as well as a few people I go to matches with - it’s just a futile exercise now.

Posted: **Mon Sep 03, 2018 1:46 pm**

The club should buy a big metronome for one of the corners.

Posted: **Mon Sep 03, 2018 1:49 pm**

Bfcboyo wrote:I guess half of you singing it are 12 years old or don't even know your age because your braindead.

What....?

Posted: **Mon Sep 03, 2018 1:53 pm**

It would help if parts of our support had an IQ bigger than their shoes sizes.

Posted: **Mon Sep 03, 2018 2:59 pm**

Quickenthetempo wrote:Worst song I've heard at Burnley. Cringe worthy.

Even if it is as a momento for Leeds Paul as I keep hearing.

Sorry mate, let’s keep singing dean marney over and over even though he doesn’t play for us...lighten up

Posted: **Mon Sep 03, 2018 5:32 pm**

Falcon wrote:What I don't understand is that you hear some away fans come to the Turf and sing long, complicated songs all as one voice, but our lot speed everything up so much that the chants barely last 30 seconds before they're too fast to be decipherable and just die out.

They are just the mad speedy mutterings of neanderthals not songs.

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