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A Date On Sunday

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2018 1:12 pm
by Eyres_11
So....I have had 3 dates with a girl and now she fancies something to eat on Sunday (Carvary pref) now, this is obviously an issue with our game being on, does anyone know anywhere where I could do both? She's aware that I want to watch the game!

Mind you, she might not be interested after seeing me knee slide accross the bar when Ash puts one in the top bin in the 91st.

Re: A Date On Sunday

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2018 1:19 pm
by claretonthecoast1882
Get her a pie at half time

Re: A Date On Sunday

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2018 1:19 pm
by pushpinpussy
taking her for a carvery and watching football. sounds a classy girl there pal.

Re: A Date On Sunday

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2018 1:20 pm
by Spike
if she fancies something to eat you need to have a word.

she has two options.

A) you take her to Wolves, day out, fine Black country cuisine and ale etc
B) She cooks you Sunday Lunch and you watch it on Sky

My vote is get your arses to Wolves and don't be so damn lazy!

Re: A Date On Sunday

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2018 1:26 pm
by Dyched
Sunday lunch on a 4th date??

Deary me

Re: A Date On Sunday

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2018 1:32 pm
by Eyres_11
Dyched wrote:Sunday lunch on a 4th date??

Deary me
4th official date. There have been meetings inbetween haha.

Re: A Date On Sunday

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2018 1:33 pm
by Eyres_11
Spike wrote:if she fancies something to eat you need to have a word.

she has two options.

A) you take her to Wolves, day out, fine Black country cuisine and ale etc
B) She cooks you Sunday Lunch and you watch it on Sky

My vote is get your arses to Wolves and don't be so damn lazy!
She's already made the commitment of saying she doesnt want to ever go to football :lol:

Suits me...

Re: A Date On Sunday

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2018 1:36 pm
by RocketLawnChair
Have you tubbed it yet ?

If yes do what the **** you want on Sunday.

Re: A Date On Sunday

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2018 1:36 pm
by Rileybobs
Watch the football and take her out in the evening you wally brain.

Re: A Date On Sunday

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2018 1:39 pm
by Quickenthetempo
A Sunday Carvery isn't the type of thing I would like to do with a girl I have just met.

Best thing to do is get a double date going with her mate and fella to the pub first to watch football, she will have people to talk to and you will get to see most of the game.
Then go to somewhere like Nines in Padiham. A new pizza bistro place that looks very nice in the centre.

Carvery's are full of not so well behaved families on Sunday afternoons.

Re: A Date On Sunday

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2018 1:40 pm
by Dyched
Eyres_11 wrote:4th official date. There have been meetings inbetween haha.
:lol:

You cant let here dictate when you watch Burnley. You let her do it this once, then what happens in 4 years? You’ll have a season ticket for a bloody muesli convention instead.

Re: A Date On Sunday

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2018 1:40 pm
by Eyres_11
Rileybobs wrote:Watch the football and take her out in the evening you wally brain.
Can't be done, she has a little 'un

Re: A Date On Sunday

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2018 1:41 pm
by Eyres_11
Dyched wrote::lol:

You cant let here dictate when you watch Burnley. You let her do it this once, then what happens in 4 years? You’ll have a season ticket for a bloody muesli convention instead.
Haha, she knows its a one off and mathdays. especially home are off the menu.

Re: A Date On Sunday

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2018 1:42 pm
by Steve1956
RocketLawnChair wrote:Have you tubbed it yet ?

If yes do what the **** you want on Sunday.
Tubbed her? I very much doubt it mate he's asking people for advice about a woman or football it's no contest there won't be a tubbing or a fifth date go to the football mate and find another girlfriend...and your supposed to tubb them on the first date :)

Re: A Date On Sunday

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2018 1:43 pm
by Rick_Muller
Eyres_11 wrote:Can't be done, she has a little 'un
Undercarriage is f#cked then. Ditch that one and get one with fewer air miles and watch the footy lad

Re: A Date On Sunday

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2018 1:43 pm
by Rileybobs
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Re: A Date On Sunday

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2018 1:43 pm
by Eyres_11
Quickenthetempo wrote:A Sunday Carvery isn't the type of thing I would like to do with a girl I have just met.

Best thing to do is get a double date going with her mate and fella to the pub first to watch football, she will have people to talk to and you will get to see most of the game.
Then go to somewhere like Nines in Padiham. A new pizza bistro place that looks very nice in the centre.

Carvery's are full of not so well behaved families on Sunday afternoons.
Not at double date stage yet ha.

She's after a sunday dinner, doesn't have to be a carvery :D

Re: A Date On Sunday

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2018 1:44 pm
by Eyres_11
Rick_Muller wrote:Undercarriage is f#cked then. Ditch that one and get one with fewer air miles and watch the footy lad
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: A Date On Sunday

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2018 1:45 pm
by Eyres_11
Rileybobs wrote:I think you’ve come to the wrong forum for advice. Have you tried http://www.strapapairon.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
I forgot the football was Sunday in fairness.

Re: A Date On Sunday

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2018 1:47 pm
by Quickenthetempo
Eyres_11 wrote:Not at double date stage yet ha.

She's after a sunday dinner, doesn't have to be a carvery :D
She will either be bored to tears while you watch football or you will get oined to death about girly stuff while Vokesy bags the winner.

You have been warned.

Re: A Date On Sunday

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2018 1:53 pm
by Eyres_11
Quickenthetempo wrote:She will either be bored to tears while you watch football or you will get oined to death about girly stuff while Vokesy bags the winner.

You have been warned.
She's pretty laid back about things like that it seems.

If we are 5 down at half time i will turn my attention to the roast pots.

Re: A Date On Sunday

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2018 2:01 pm
by Goobs
Eyres_11 wrote:She's pretty laid back about things like that it seems.

If we are 5 down at half time i will turn my attention to the roast pots.
Never heard them called that before.

Re: A Date On Sunday

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2018 2:03 pm
by claretonthecoast1882
Goobs wrote:Never heard them called that before.

He may have misheard her when she said fancy a roast on Sunday

Re: A Date On Sunday

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2018 2:05 pm
by Goobs
claretonthecoast1882 wrote:He may have misheard her when she said fancy a roast on Sunday
Wouldn't that come under the category of a double date though? :lol:

Re: A Date On Sunday

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2018 2:09 pm
by Eyres_11
Goobs wrote:Wouldn't that come under the category of a double date though? :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: A Date On Sunday

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2018 2:20 pm
by claretonthecoast1882
Goobs wrote:Wouldn't that come under the category of a double date though? :lol:

poor lads been looking for a place that serves beef curtain as well

Re: A Date On Sunday

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2018 2:30 pm
by Foulthrow
Eyres_11 wrote:4th official date. There have been meetings inbetween haha.
Will she let you know how many extra minutes have been added on when you go down (on her)?

Re: A Date On Sunday

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2018 2:32 pm
by Eyres_11
Foulthrow wrote:Will she let you know how many extra minutes have been added on when you go down (on her)?
:lol: :lol: she holds a board up and everything...

Re: A Date On Sunday

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2018 3:43 pm
by jrgbfc
Take her to a pub with the footy on and tell her cos you're a gentleman you'll treat her to a bag of crisps or pork scratchings, her choice.

Re: A Date On Sunday

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2018 3:44 pm
by The Enclosure
My advice....bin her.

Re: A Date On Sunday

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2018 4:08 pm
by Eyres_11
jrgbfc wrote:Take her to a pub with the footy on and tell her cos you're a gentleman you'll treat her to a bag of crisps or pork scratchings, her choice.
And this is what I am trying to find, a pub where we can do both :D

Re: A Date On Sunday

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2018 8:33 pm
by tim_noone
The Enclosure wrote:My advice....bin her.
ASAP

Re: A Date On Sunday

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2018 9:03 pm
by SandyLaneClaret
Burnley comes first. Let her dictate if or when you watch this early then you are doomed if you marry her. FFS 4th date you should be at Molineux with the lads.

Re: A Date On Sunday

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2018 9:13 pm
by joey13
Eyres_11 wrote:So....I have had 3 dates with a girl and now she fancies something to eat on Sunday (Carvary pref) now, this is obviously an issue with our game being on, does anyone know anywhere where I could do both? She's aware that I want to watch the game!

Mind you, she might not be interested after seeing me knee slide accross the bar when Ash puts one in the top bin in the 91st.
Ask her to invite her sister so she has someone to talk to while the match is on , have your carvary , then back home , foolproof :o

Re: A Date On Sunday

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2018 9:40 pm
by cloughyclaret
Help the lad! Hes clearly loved up posting for help with women from you romantic lot :cry: :lol:

Re: A Date On Sunday

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2018 9:46 pm
by mkmel
If he's looking for romantic advice he ain't gonna find it here lol

Re: A Date On Sunday

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2018 9:53 pm
by Walt
Great thread this. Beats reading the endless negative crap on here most days.

Re: A Date On Sunday

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2018 11:01 pm
by Eyres_11
Thought it would get a few decent replies :lol:

Re: A Date On Sunday

Posted: Fri Sep 14, 2018 11:06 pm
by Bin Ont Turf
Sycamore Farm is out if she likes wearing a baseball cap.

Re: A Date On Sunday

Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2018 1:09 am
by HiroshimaClaret
Goobs wrote:Never heard them called that before.
They were always referred to as `beef flaps` in my neck of the wood.

Re: A Date On Sunday

Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2018 1:10 am
by HiroshimaClaret
joey13 wrote:Ask her to invite her sister so she has someone to talk to while the match is on , have your carvary , then back home , foolproof :o
Are you suggesting a threesome!!?? ON A SUNDAY!!!!!???? Wash your mouth out with soap and water!!!!!!!!

Re: A Date On Sunday

Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2018 4:29 am
by Bullabill
Eyres_11 wrote:
Can't be done, she has a little 'un

Try Vaseline, then if haven't got a big 'un you're a good match.

Re: A Date On Sunday

Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2018 8:30 am
by Chuckypad
Bin Ont Turf wrote:Sycamore Farm is out if she likes wearing a baseball cap.
Ha!

That thread was ace!

Was it on here or Claretsmad? Would love to read that again

Re: A Date On Sunday

Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2018 8:39 am
by Claretforshaw
Ignore all of the above comments keep her sweet, The Star near the Reel Cinema has Sky TV and a carvery, cheap and cheerful....job done!

Re: A Date On Sunday

Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2018 8:47 am
by bobinho
Is “Sunday carvery” now a euphemism? If not, you need to be setting a precedent right now.

You must NEVER compromise on your football time. NEVER, EVER. Whichever day footy is on isn’t to be messed with for ANY reason. Nip round after the footy to “drop off the gravy” by all means, but footy is footy. Get your **** together.

Re: A Date On Sunday

Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2018 8:50 am
by Rick_Muller
Bin Ont Turf wrote:Sycamore Farm is out if she likes wearing a baseball cap.
It’s also out if you like food...

Re: A Date On Sunday

Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2018 3:33 pm
by Ooogeorgeorgeoghani
Rick_Muller wrote:It’s also out if you like food...
I had heard good things about sycamore, but I may give it a swerve now , many moons ago we used to do the rose and bowl for a carvery that was always really good , do they have sky sports for the soft lad , his girlfriend and little un !

Re: A Date On Sunday

Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2018 3:39 pm
by IanMcL
Sandwich or pie before the football. Watch the football and then celebrate with the carvery. You have a clear afternoon to do your stuff. Food should not get in the way of the footie.

Re: A Date On Sunday

Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2018 5:45 pm
by Rick_Muller
Ooogeorgeorgeoghani wrote:I had heard good things about sycamore, but I may give it a swerve now , many moons ago we used to do the rose and bowl for a carvery that was always really good , do they have sky sports for the soft lad , his girlfriend and little un !
When it first opened I personally thought it was superb for value but good food. Trouble is, over time, the quality has dropped and you get better quality in a Toby or Crown carvery. The puddings would be the saving grace if they weren’t far too big.

Re: A Date On Sunday

Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2018 10:02 pm
by Bin Ont Turf
Chuckypad wrote:Ha!

That thread was ace!

Was it on here or Claretsmad? Would love to read that again
Claretsmad I think.