Shutters down, what's happening?

Maybe a bereavement?

Forgot to put fryer on

Ran out of Twix's.

the guy who owns it got battered last night

They had a sign up for the Manure game. Temporary closure. I took it to be refurb but they could have gone on their jollies.

pushpinpussy wrote:the guy who owns it got battered last night

Really? Cod have been worse I suppose.

South West Claret. wrote:Really? Cod have been worse I suppose.

Yep. Wrong plaice, wrong time

surprised its not open today as it usually closes on fryday

Hopefully the woman is on a customer relationship course

The owners between a Rock and a Lard Plaice.

Something Fishy going on here..

conyoviejo wrote:Something Fishy going on here..

Yes Brill at a guess.

He's had his chips now

Owner has been knocked off his perch

pushpinpussy wrote:the guy who owns it got battered last night

Eel be reight.

I heard the owner spends all his time on his x box and he got battered on COD

Ooogeorgeorgeoghani wrote:I heard the owner spends all his time on his x box and he got battered on COD

plaicestation

Very overrated chippy.
I’d move the owners and staff in from Grandma Pollards and have them on a seasonal retainer.

John Johnson 1605 wrote:Very overrated chippy.
I’d move the owners and staff in from Grandma Pollards and have them on a seasonal retainer.

I would get who ever makes the cheese and onion pies for Banny's at Colne to move in,Cheese and onion pie chips and peas from there are sublime.

Looks like someone dropped a pollock.

He's got a chip on his shoulder

Steve1956 wrote:I would get who ever makes the cheese and onion pies for Banny's at Colne to move in,Cheese and onion pie chips and peas from there are sublime.

You dirty b@$t@rd! Peas? PEAS? It's beans with a cheese and onion pie

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This was a serious question (asking for a friend), I'm not angling or on a fishing trip as some of the replies suggest. Why was it shut? Apparently a notice up at United game that it would be closed on match days until further notice.

Oh no where did people queue up needlessly today? Did they manage to use their little legs and find the Chinese at the other end of the street?

It often amuses me that i can walk past the Chinese pre-game and there is only a couple of people waiting..walk down the street and the queue for Park View chippy is round the corner. Very little difference in quality or price imo so are people that lazy or just plain daft to queue up?

NL Claret wrote:This was a serious question (asking for a friend), I'm not angling or on a fishing trip as some of the replies suggest. Why was it shut? Apparently a notice up at United game that it would be closed on match days until further notice.

Ignore the sign it's just a red herring.

Big difference in quality in my opinion

maybe they thought there’d be no fans after showing at Wolves!

Was expecting some of these replies to explain why it was closed but seems there are a few red herrings.

My guess would be a struggle to recruit sufficient staff for matchdays. The male proprietor is so rude, abrasive and ignorant to his customers that I can only imagine how dreadful it is to work for him!

woody wrote:Big difference in quality in my opinion

Been a couple of years since i have been in the Park View chippy but the Chinese is good for the basic stuff..nice curry sauce..no idea if it's any good for Chinese. I would certainly go there before queueing for the Park View.

conyoviejo wrote:Something Fishy going on here..

I'm not going on anywhere.....

Somethingfishy wrote:Been a couple of years since i have been in the Park View chippy but the Chinese is good for the basic stuff..nice curry sauce..no idea if it's any good for Chinese. I would certainly go there before queueing for the Park View.

So which one is it? The park view or the park view?

Cheshireclaret wrote:My guess would be a struggle to recruit sufficient staff for matchdays. The male proprietor is so rude, abrasive and ignorant to his customers that I can only imagine how dreadful it is to work for him!

"Faulty Fryers" springs to mind.

Apparently relocating up pike hill.

MACCA wrote:Apparently relocating up pike hill.

I was almost in the net then..

Shut his shop to become a match day hero.

Apparently the rude owner had enough, got into a few scraps too many