The Luvvi Huskies of The Obama Barge

Out from the Samsung Bodega Stable
The luvvi huskies of the Obama barge
Yap and yelp with righteous squirm
To hoover up all valor as dirt
With howls of yellow challenge

For brush o' matic
Paths to shangri-la
The vainglorious
Disaffected
Jealous
Care to tread
Their squalor

Did anyone see the immigrant girls 'looking vicious' heads filling the screen and barking mad out of it, at the audience on MOTD last night?

Just one example. There are thousands of luvvi huskies and many barges to harry the silent majority in many ways and if you don't like it, you're 'a right wing' extremist.

Eastenders and West Ham another set.

The miner's strike is going on and the cabinet meets: 'We've got to do something about these Northern oiks causing trouble, WHERE'S OUR GANG?'

Get EastEnders soap on TV and big-up OUR GANG, now that Sidney James is no longer 'carrying on.' Get everyone in thrall to OUR GANG, to keep those Northerners in their place and guessing. Everyone in thrall to EastEnders glued to the TV each night and roll out the barrel at the Queen Vic with Barbara Windsor and her vicious side.

Then it's Olympics at the London Stadium, to big up that areas and then move in OUR GANG team, West Ham and BIG UP OUR GANG, cos everyone RESPECTS WEST HAM.

...And whilst the luvvi huskies West Ham go around Barking, the Gov.UK big dog club Arsenal goes 'offshore.'

Kids... if ever you needed living proof of why drugs are bad for you.

**** the f*ck up and keep your heads down while we shift our assets around a bit for Deutche Bunkum, yar fiddler...

Forever blowing bubbles

... It's another Olympic-class yachting Squib Sunday among the housing deserts on the East End, as the dank rises from Hackney marshes. The chicks in their sequin-star black leggings saunter past the Shazan Hosiery shutters with their soggy chips, having had a big late-night session on the credit at ITV Live Casino. They hope, all full of yearning at the day-lease-hire white AMG 320 wrapmobile, as it glides past in the hood. The Health Lottery 'smile-speak' goddess checks her fetid palor in the morning mirror and wonders if she can get to the STD clinic in a Burkha unnoticed. The Beckhams and Rooneys swap stories by the pool of the Arc d' Islamic State Triomphe Hotel, all oily conditioned. The old dear looks through lace curtains from the tenth floor at the smog, whilst clasping her cup of rosie lee in her favourite Beefeater mug.

Meanwhile in Barbuda, De Savary checks his 'Sportman's Rolex' to see if it's happy hour yet, as he floats and toys with his new p.l.c. in the bath.

Pstotto wrote:**** the f*ck up and keep your heads down while we shift our assets around a bit for Deutche Bunkum, yar fiddler...

Whatever, you drug riddled obscurantist.

Obscurantist..... What a great word, wish it was in my vocabulary.
Pardon my ignorance but what is " The Luvvi Huskies Of The Obama Range" ? Is it a new Film or Book ?

Obama Barge... The metaphorical raft of 'cultural change' sailing through the Western World, towed along by the eager beaver champions of the media perceived underclass.

King Corbyn's chariot is pulled along too, by luvvi huskies around the UK, stopping off at Stoke for instance and observing that Stoke is 'not productive enough.'

It is notoriously difficult though on a wet Tuesday night in Stoke.

It's a load of old bollocxs. I know, I have 2 Huskies.

Pstotto are you related to this Millertime fella from Aberdeen by any chance?

I always get exactly what Pstotto is on about,

In which case you too are f*cked in the head. No surprise there then.

What about Benny D for Buying a lime green Maserati jelly tub? Now that IS f*cked up.

Why is this racist, drug-addled fool still allowed to post on here?

NOW THAT is a luvvi husky comment, Dom.

The luvvi husky's barge has now docked on the Thames outside Tate Britain:

Turner Prize 2018 (promotion blurb:)

'The four politically charged finalists focus on themes and issues that reflect the world we live in today - from queer identity and human rights to migration and the legacy of liberation movements.'

"The best line-up for years" Guardian ***** 5-star

It's government backed, this stuff, carefully arranged by Alan Farquarson, who cut his teeth at another luvvi husky hotbed, Notts Contemporary Art Gallery.

When Queen Elizabeth 2nd dies, I hope she has to meet Queen Victoria on the way up, because it would then be on the way down, very quickly.

Pstotto wrote:What about Benny D for Buying a lime green Maserati jelly tub? Now that IS f*cked up.

Why's that then?

Because anybody with any class would drive a cream interior cream Fiat 500 Abarth up to Grassington for cream tea, not one of those big green Maseratis, they're too big.

I have no idea what is going on in this thread but it has triggered some lefties so I approve.

Dom wrote:Why is this racist, drug-addled fool still allowed to post on here?

No criticism of him is allowed, be careful

Looks like we are all flying business class tonight.

So it's Zizkov and Moffit at the front of the sled, on yer bike Prancer and Rudolf.

Yeah lefties all right. In town 'Socialist Worker Stand,' so I go up to them and say how about universal land values, it's not fair if it's £300,000 one way and £30,000 another. Who wins what????? Out comes the muppet phrase:

"In Socialism it says..." Like all these folk who have become ideologies instead of humans, like Buddhists same thing: 'In Buddhism it says'

I cut them short and the other bloke says 'Northern market' as the answer.

The others, Labour Party thugs, weren't too happy with 'King Corbyn demands more productivity from Stoke' and again 'You' as a retort... ALWAYS the man and never the content.

Pstotto wrote:Because anybody with any class would drive a cream interior cream Fiat 500 Abarth up to Grassington for cream tea, not one of those big green Maseratis, they're too big.

You are obviously not a driver if you aspire to a Fart Abarth. Btw, my Maser isn't green, it's blue.

I remember the picture but I thought you might have traded it in. ME??????? ASPIRE???????? TO???????? THAT??????? I'm pulling yer leg, Benny.

Better be careful who you have cream teas next to, down at the purple-door place, because fat-neck blondie in his 60's ordering his scones is over from Leeds and he's proud of his wheels.

I don't indulge in cream teas; they are far too healthy for me.