How old are you
Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2018 3:32 pm
If you dont mind posting your age
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How old are you
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Re: How old are you
Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2018 3:35 pm
1,022,400,013 seconds
Re: How old are you
Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2018 3:46 pm
I am very disappointed in myself for taking the time to work out your age - I really shouldn't have that much time on my handsFalcon wrote:1,022,400,013 seconds
Re: How old are you
Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2018 3:50 pm
Does that include the 400,013 seconds it took to work out?Falcon wrote:1,022,400,013 seconds
Your life is passing you by mate
Re: How old are you
Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2018 3:54 pm
https://www.timeanddate.com/date/duration.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;Down_Rover wrote:Does that include the 400,013 seconds it took to work out?
Your life is passing you by mate
Re: How old are you
Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2018 4:40 pm
1,965,168,000.54871 seconds
Re: How old are you
Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2018 4:59 pm
720,649,971 seconds
Re: How old are you
Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2018 5:11 pm
Mid-life crisis years of age.
Re: How old are you
Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2018 5:23 pm
Old enough to know better than to post personal details on an open forum. 
Re: How old are you
Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2018 5:24 pm
20,684 days
Re: How old are you
Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2018 5:25 pm
1,619,395,200 seconds
Re: How old are you
Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2018 5:27 pm
I was around when Jesus Christ had his moment of doubt and pain.
Re: How old are you
Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2018 5:28 pm
Hope everybody has taken into account the leap years.
Re: How old are you
Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2018 5:30 pm
It's my birthday on Thursday.
Re: How old are you
Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2018 5:31 pm
Not telling 
Re: How old are you
Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2018 5:46 pm
So the average age as predicted is
6
6
Re: How old are you
Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2018 5:50 pm
I'll tell you when I'm 21!
Re: How old are you
Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2018 5:55 pm
The same age as my tongue, and a bit older than my teeth
Re: How old are you
Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2018 5:56 pm
Old enough.......or too old, can't decide which.
Re: How old are you
Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2018 5:59 pm
Mental age or Physical?
Re: How old are you
Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2018 6:01 pm
200
Re: How old are you
Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2018 6:04 pm
my age is older than me
Re: How old are you
Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2018 6:10 pm
I was born in the week that Mt Everest was conquered and our Queen was crowned.
Re: How old are you
Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2018 6:17 pm
I was born in the same week but eleven years earlier.Im_not_Robbie_Blake wrote:I was born in the week that Mt Everest was conquered and our Queen was crowned.
Re: How old are you
Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2018 6:17 pm
Old enough to know that there should be a question mark in the title.
I too have a link with the Queen.
I too have a link with the Queen.
Re: How old are you
Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2018 6:21 pm
Older than God's dog . My kids are now taking the pxxx out of my alzheimers , they won't be laughing on Christmas day when there's no chocolate eggs under the bonfire .
Re: How old are you
Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2018 6:24 pm
Brilliantexpoultryboy wrote:Older than God's dog . My kids are now taking the pxxx out of my alzheimers , they won't be laughing on Christmas day when there's no chocolate eggs under the bonfire .
Laughed out loud when I read that. A bit of relief from caring for both
my parents who suffer from that terrible, terrible disease.
Cheers.
Re: How old are you
Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2018 6:30 pm
I'm old enough to remember an Italian war hero !
Re: How old are you
Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2018 6:37 pm
Have to admit I laughed out loud, Mum is on planet zod with her Alzheimer’s but it’s not off limits for humour.Funkydrummer wrote:Brilliant
Laughed out loud when I read that. A bit of relief from caring for both
my parents who suffer from that terrible, terrible disease.
Cheers.
Re: How old are you
Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2018 6:38 pm
Oh and 56 for 9 more days
Re: How old are you
Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2018 6:38 pm
Good answer ......Lord Beamish wrote:I was around when Jesus Christ had his moment of doubt and pain.
Re: How old are you
Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2018 7:02 pm
57 and getting grumpier
Re: How old are you
Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2018 7:11 pm
Almost 61.
But still a big kid just before kick-off.
And depending on the result, for a good while after the match has ended.
But still a big kid just before kick-off.
And depending on the result, for a good while after the match has ended.
Re: How old are you
Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2018 7:41 pm
Reached the right age
The answer to the great question of Life, The Universe and Everything-42
The answer to the great question of Life, The Universe and Everything-42
Re: How old are you
Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2018 7:45 pm
Like two peas in the proverbial. My answer would read exactly the same.Buxtonclaret wrote:Almost 61.
But still a big kid just before kick-off.
And depending on the result, for a good while after the match has ended.
Re: How old are you
Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2018 9:14 pm
And suddenly everything about this board makes sense.....! I’ve always wondered why this board was argumentative and damn right nasty to each other.....#GrumpyOldMen sat at home with nothing better to do 
For the record I’m 44 but don’t tend to come on here often as I was sick of reading more arguments than football related topics....
For the record I’m 44 but don’t tend to come on here often as I was sick of reading more arguments than football related topics....
Re: How old are you
Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2018 9:27 pm
Went to the Turf for the first time in 1968 aged 9.
Re: How old are you
Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2018 9:29 pm
Went to the Turf for the first time in 1968 aged 9.
Re: How old are you
Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2018 10:45 pm
Apparently, no matter how many years we have been around our cells are never any older than 10.
So I am 10
So I am 10
Re: How old are you
Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2018 10:48 pm
I'm 12 years old and what is this?
Re: How old are you
Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2018 7:13 am
I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now.
Re: How old are you
Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2018 9:57 am
Older than I once was younger than I’ll be
Re: How old are you
Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2018 10:07 am
Why is everyone so bashful about giving out their real age?
Re: How old are you
Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2018 10:09 am
Fear of Ageism, I expect, Your Maj.spadesclaret wrote:Why is everyone so bashful about giving out their real age?
Re: How old are you
Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2018 10:12 am
shaun ryder's contextual excuse for going with the lads mother, plus 6
Re: How old are you
Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2018 10:14 am
The youngsters on this board - the forties and younger - have already decided the board is made up of old fuddy-duddies so ageism has already reared its ugly head.
Re: How old are you
Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2018 10:18 am
Currently I'm Conor Mitchell, but in two days time I'll be Matej Vydra + Ashley Barnes
Re: How old are you
Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2018 10:34 am
spadesclaret wrote:The youngsters on this board - the forties and younger - have already decided the board is made up of old fuddy-duddies so ageism has already reared its ugly head.
Who are you calling an ugly head
Re: How old are you
Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2018 12:02 pm
Old enough to have a little brown identity card. (I still have it and, for a joke, tried to use it recently to verify my ID - caused some perplexity until I revealed my passport)
Re: How old are you
Posted: Wed Sep 26, 2018 12:05 pm
Im 3.
Cant stay, I need to draw on the wall and take a **** in the cat tray
Cant stay, I need to draw on the wall and take a **** in the cat tray