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Cats **** in front garden

Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2018 9:23 pm
by dermotdermot
I know that there was a similar thread about dogs recently but I am having a chronic problem with cats at the moment. Large houses in my area are being bought by developers and turned into perhaps up to six to eight flats. They are being bought by young professional types who seem to have a liking for felines. These cats tend to wander over and use my front garden as a toilet. When seeing an individual cat relieving itself, I have occasionally troweled it up and dumped it back from whence it came. After this scenario occurred today, one of the inhabitants dropped a note through my door saying that I have been seen and am guilty of a criminal offence. She has said that cctv cameras are to be installed and legal action will follow if this happens again. I am furious. It is her **** and shall be returned to her property if it happens again. I’m just not so sure what the law is on this.I can’t seem to find any concrete rules. Does anyone have any idea? A petty matter, I know but, when up to eight different cats decide to visit you on a regular basis, it can be quite a large problem.

Re: Cats **** in front garden

Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2018 9:28 pm
by South West Claret.
Have you considered owning a catapult?

Re: Cats **** in front garden

Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2018 9:30 pm
by bfcjg
https://www.primrose.co.uk/catwatch-cat ... -1358.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Re: Cats **** in front garden

Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2018 9:33 pm
by Belial
Criminal Offence! Get the po-po round asap.

I had this with my back garden. Like you, I nicely place it back into the cat owner's property, but recently I was given some powder/tablets of some sort that you put down and it apparently wards them off. I've also tried sticking small bit of bamboo stick around the soil where it likes to go, to stop it sticking it's ass in there. I've not had much recently

Re: Cats **** in front garden

Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2018 9:53 pm
by Bosscat
A Cat rarely ****'s in its own back yard.

Personally I love cats but I hate the fact they use my front and back garden as the local public Cat Litter tray.

Do what I did and invest in a high power water pistol ...

Now you have to know it doesn't hurt the cat and hey as we all know 99% of Cats hate water.... So its not cruelty...

Plus its fun watching them jump 3 feet in the air as the water hits them mid **** why watch Cat videos on Youtube when you can make your own fun ambushing them crouching in your flower beds.... :lol:

Re: Cats **** in front garden

Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2018 10:09 pm
by South West Claret.
Can you recommend one..oh bye the way I like the username :D

Re: Cats **** in front garden

Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2018 10:11 pm
by Bin Ont Turf
Domesticated vermin.

Re: Cats **** in front garden

Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2018 10:13 pm
by South West Claret.
Bin Ont Turf wrote:Domesticated vermin.

Leave Owen Coyle out of this, the threads about cats. 8-)

Re: Cats **** in front garden

Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2018 10:16 pm
by conyoviejo
Have a word with your local allotment owners,they know how to get rid of cats..

Re: Cats **** in front garden

Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2018 10:17 pm
by Damo
Here's what you need
https://tinyurl.com/y8hy2zyc" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Re: Cats **** in front garden

Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2018 10:25 pm
by South West Claret.
Damo wrote:Here's what you need
https://tinyurl.com/y8hy2zyc" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
Why?

Re: Cats **** in front garden

Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2018 10:37 pm
by Bosscat
Damo wrote:Here's what you need
https://tinyurl.com/y8hy2zyc" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
A super soaker works far better unless you think impersonating Groucho Marx is a good cat repellant :lol: ...

Much better is
http://vi.raptor.ebaydesc.com/ws/eBayIS ... spheader=1" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Re: Cats **** in front garden

Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2018 10:38 pm
by Jimmymaccer
We got a couple if cat scarers from B&Q.......not staff, but battery operated things......quite pricey tho......

They’ve got rid of the bastrds..........

Re: Cats **** in front garden

Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2018 10:42 pm
by Bosscat
Jimmymaccer wrote:We got a couple if cat scarers from B&Q.......not staff, but battery operated things......quite pricey tho......

They’ve got rid of the bastrds..........
Thats no way to talk about B&Q staff :o

Re: Cats **** in front garden

Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2018 10:52 pm
by tim_noone
Jimmymaccer wrote:We got a couple if cat scarers from B&Q.......not staff, but battery operated things......quite pricey tho......

They’ve got rid of the bastrds..........
And the cats??

Re: Cats **** in front garden

Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2018 11:01 pm
by Quickenthetempo
Get a big dog.

I hate cat owners that just let their cat out to **** everywhere and kill local wildlife. Just too lazy to walk a dog.

Re: Cats **** in front garden

Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2018 11:03 pm
by tim_noone
Quickenthetempo wrote:Get a big dog.

I hate cat owners that just let their cat out to **** everywhere and kill local wildlife. Just too lazy to walk a dog.
No....big dog = big sh!t! Lead or no Lead.

Re: Cats **** in front garden

Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2018 11:21 pm
by Funkydrummer
A few tea bags soaked in Olbas Oil scattered around has worked for me. Well, that and
a few upturned tent pegs buried in the soil just below the surface.

Was absolutely sick and tired of sticking my hand in catsh!t whilst gardening and my losing
the abilty to feed the birds because of fear of putting them in mortal danger.

Resent having to fork out hard earned cash to keep other people's pets off my property.

I hate the little bast@rds with a passion.

Re: Cats **** in front garden

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2018 8:41 am
by beddie
We had a similar problem about 5 years ago. We bought the primrose detectors (at post 3) and within a couple of days the problem was solved. We still have them working 24/7, they are plugged into the mains via an outside socket. We have one at the front and one round the back. They've gone up in price a lot but it might be worth e- mailing them to enquire if they offer a trial - money back guarantee etc. Best thing we've bought. Hope you get the problem solved. Oh and if you have a dog just check that the decibels don't affect it, I can't remember if the Primrose just affect cats and not dogs.

Re: Cats **** in front garden

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2018 9:32 am
by deanothedino
Funkydrummer wrote: losing
the abilty to feed the birds because of fear of putting them in mortal danger.
Are you vegan as well?

Shock news, cats eat birds.

Personally I feel sorry for all those worms in your garden that you encourage to live there while those birds get to pick them off one by one...

Re: Cats **** in front garden

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2018 9:36 am
by 4:20
pee all over the top of your perimeter fence, carpet bomb your flower beds and grass with some ground used coffee, lob a few citrus peelings toward no mans land, go to war.

Re: Cats **** in front garden

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2018 10:15 am
by Right_winger
Never mind the water pistol just get an air rifle or a BB gun and pop the little bastards mid ****

Re: Cats **** in front garden

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2018 11:10 am
by beddie
Right_winger wrote:Never mind the water pistol just get an air rifle or a BB gun and pop the little bastards mid ****

I would resist from doing that, especially if someone spots you via cameras etc.

Re: Cats **** in front garden

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2018 11:19 am
by deanothedino
Right_winger wrote:Never mind the water pistol just get an air rifle or a BB gun and pop the little bastards mid ****
Keep your soap on a rope mate...

Re: Cats **** in front garden

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2018 12:45 pm
by Claret-On-A-T-Rex
Image

Re: Cats **** in front garden

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2018 1:09 pm
by Spaceman
Bosscat wrote:A Cat rarely ****'s in its own back yard.

Personally I love cats but I hate the fact they use my front and back garden as the local public Cat Litter tray.

Do what I did and invest in a high power water pistol ...

Now you have to know it doesn't hurt the cat and hey as we all know 99% of Cats hate water.... So its not cruelty...

Plus its fun watching them jump 3 feet in the air as the water hits them mid **** why watch Cat videos on Youtube when you can make your own fun ambushing them crouching in your flower beds.... :lol:
Sounds ace . Get it on YouTube

Re: Cats **** in front garden

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2018 2:07 pm
by snapcrackleandpop
Why has my post been deleted, there was no bad language in it.

Re: Cats **** in front garden

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2018 3:16 pm
by Down_Rover
Cricket balls work.

Particularly if you pitch them about half a metre short to bounce up and hit them on the chin

No law against playing games with cats no matter how bad they are at opening the batting. Serves the owners right for not kitting them out with a helmet

Re: Cats **** in front garden

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2018 3:45 pm
by Longside4evr
https://www.primrose.co.uk/pest-control-c-24.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Re: Cats **** in front garden

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2018 4:14 pm
by Bosscat
Claret-On-A-T-Rex wrote:Image
Extreme .... but would certainly discourage Cats (postmen, cold callers, Factual Frank :lol: and other dangerous things walking up your garden path)

Re: Cats **** in front garden

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2018 9:40 pm
by timshorts
I asked my cat what would scare her most. She says 'a life size model of Alan Pardew'.

Re: Cats **** in front garden

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2018 10:39 pm
by Biggus
Use Lion Poo!!! https://www.primrose.co.uk/-p-791.html? ... gLrL_D_BwE" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Re: Cats **** in front garden

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2018 10:46 pm
by tim_noone
deanothedino wrote:Are you vegan as well?

Shock news, cats eat birds.

Personally I feel sorry for all those worms in your garden that you encourage to live there while those birds get to pick them off one by one...
I knew an old woman who swallowed a cat..

Re: Cats **** in front garden

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2018 2:23 am
by dermotdermot
tim_noone wrote:I knew an old woman who swallowed a cat..
Her telephone number would be appreciated.

Re: Cats **** in front garden

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2018 11:16 pm
by tim_noone
Having a conversation today regards cats/dogs etc. If you had a pet you didn't want or if you found a stray one in the sixties early seventies Burnley had a destructors yard for the unlucky ones....all caged and awaiting electrocution. Not that Long ago.what were people thinking back then?

Re: Cats **** in front garden

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2018 11:32 pm
by Damo
tim_noone wrote:Having a conversation today regards cats/dogs etc. If you had a pet you didn't want or if you found a stray one in the sixties early seventies Burnley had a destructors yard for the unlucky ones....all caged and awaiting electrocution. Not that Long ago.what were people thinking back then?
It's not that outlandish. There was some backwards person on here not too long ago, who disposed of his pets by giving them his sleeping tablets and drowning them