• Silly brand names you'd never buy

Posted: **Wed Nov 07, 2018 11:29 am**

Infiniti cars.
Tikki Ridge wine.

Posted: **Wed Nov 07, 2018 11:35 am**

Pstotto’s Magic Beans

Posted: **Wed Nov 07, 2018 11:40 am**

Blinds from TheRoyalDyche

Posted: **Wed Nov 07, 2018 12:23 pm**

Otis Spunkmeyer cookies

Posted: **Wed Nov 07, 2018 12:26 pm**

Dacia Duster

Posted: **Wed Nov 07, 2018 12:27 pm**

Posted: **Wed Nov 07, 2018 12:30 pm**

You'd better buy a TM mantra instead, C&J and then you can become a jumping bean for real.

Posted: **Wed Nov 07, 2018 12:58 pm**

Snickers, Starburst etc. Haven’t had them since they changed their names.

Posted: **Wed Nov 07, 2018 1:00 pm**

Mini - some of them are bigger than crossovers and exec cars. If ever a product needed renaming this is it.

Confused - what's this got to do with insurance ?

Go Compare - more to do with the irritating adverts

O2 - I do use but what a stupid name

Posted: **Wed Nov 07, 2018 1:06 pm**

Blackrod wrote:
O2 - I do use but what a stupid name

It's quite clever so no surprise you don't get it.

Posted: **Wed Nov 07, 2018 1:08 pm**

Ones with pointless punctuation marks in them, for instance LV= or the Kia Cee'd

Any tattoo parlour that advertises Tattoo's - if you can't correctly use an apostrophe on your signage, there's no chance I'd risk letting you permanently mark my skin.

Posted: **Wed Nov 07, 2018 1:12 pm**

bedfords wrote:It's quite clever so no surprise you don't get it.

It's a surprise you know my IQ, standard of education and the qualifications I have.

Posted: **Wed Nov 07, 2018 1:13 pm**

“Players”

by

West Brom

Posted: **Wed Nov 07, 2018 1:31 pm**

Beats Headphones as I'm not a ****.

Posted: **Wed Nov 07, 2018 4:13 pm**

bedfords wrote:It's quite clever so no surprise you don't get it.

Well please explain it then cos it’s gone straight over my head.

Posted: **Wed Nov 07, 2018 4:29 pm**

Falcon wrote:Ones with pointless punctuation marks in them, for instance LV= or the Kia Cee'd

Any tattoo parlour that advertises Tattoo's - if you can't correctly use an apostrophe on your signage, there's no chance I'd risk letting you permanently mark my skin.

I have a Cee'd and I don't know why either.

Posted: **Wed Nov 07, 2018 4:43 pm**

Another vote for the Dacia Duster

Although their new model, the Dacia Dishcloth looks pretty good

Posted: **Wed Nov 07, 2018 4:44 pm**

Grace cock flavoured soup
Brains Faggots

Posted: **Wed Nov 07, 2018 5:28 pm**

SalisburyClaret wrote:Another vote for the Dacia Duster

Although their new model, the Dacia Dishcloth looks pretty good

They also do a supermini called the Dacia Mop

Posted: **Wed Nov 07, 2018 5:35 pm**

O2 is the oxygen molecule

Posted: **Wed Nov 07, 2018 6:00 pm**

Stone island jumpers in every colour orignals offer

Posted: **Wed Nov 07, 2018 6:06 pm**

Cillit bang with a Novichok chaser..

Posted: **Wed Nov 07, 2018 6:12 pm**

Moonpig

Posted: **Wed Nov 07, 2018 6:13 pm**

Poundland.

Posted: **Wed Nov 07, 2018 6:40 pm**

I once saw a t-shirt with the brand name "Rovers" on it. I'm not going to be tempted myself as I don't have a dog by that name.

Posted: **Wed Nov 07, 2018 6:57 pm**

Sticky chicken, sticky ribs and sticky rice.

Posted: **Wed Nov 07, 2018 6:59 pm**

Venkys

Posted: **Wed Nov 07, 2018 7:07 pm**

Stevie2112 wrote:O2 is the oxygen molecule

Clearly but what has this got to do with a mobile network ? I'm sure if I don't know many others don't including the poster higher up.

Posted: **Wed Nov 07, 2018 7:09 pm**

piston broke wrote:Well please explain it then cos it’s gone straight over my head.

You've nailed it finally!

Posted: **Wed Nov 07, 2018 7:11 pm**

Never mind silly brands I wouldn't buy any t-shirt etc displaying a brand name why should I be a walking advert for them.

Posted: **Wed Nov 07, 2018 7:15 pm**

What about symbols such as Nike and Puma?

Incidentally, if Bedfords had the answer as he says then it would be 'N202C02H20 & Pollution' as the brand name.

Posted: **Wed Nov 07, 2018 7:16 pm**

Smeg Fridge Freezers

Blame Red Dwarf

Posted: **Wed Nov 07, 2018 7:17 pm**

Smeg as a freezer name, yeah awful. As anything it's awful.

Posted: **Wed Nov 07, 2018 7:29 pm**

I have a bloody Cee’d too !!

Can’t stand the FCUK thing..... “Oh daahling you’re so edgy” . Offensively terrible idea-by-committee that we seem to be stuck with.

Posted: **Wed Nov 07, 2018 7:30 pm**

Oh and bloody Superdry too. Worn by people old enough to know better.

Posted: **Wed Nov 07, 2018 7:45 pm**

O2 is two oxygen atoms chemically bound to form an oxygen molecule

So presumably the bind of the 2 atoms is a simile referencing the communication of 2 people

Posted: **Wed Nov 07, 2018 7:53 pm**

ceborame wrote:O2 is two oxygen atoms chemically bound to form an oxygen molecule

So presumably the bind of the 2 atoms is a simile referencing the communication of 2 people

Without wires

Posted: **Wed Nov 07, 2018 7:57 pm**

Not that clever then really

Posted: **Wed Nov 07, 2018 8:10 pm**

Mates

Posted: **Wed Nov 07, 2018 8:11 pm**

OMO is a brand (washing powder) that as a 10 year old, circa 1960, I used to find very amusing but ....

Poo Poo smoothies I'd be reluctant to try (and not only because I'm not a smoothies fan)
Grace's "cock flavoured soup mix" would also be a big NO NO for me (but chacun à son goût)

https://www.oddee.com/item_96682.aspx

Posted: **Wed Nov 07, 2018 8:37 pm**

Superdry is a brand for female pornstars... Oh and PJ Harvey.

Posted: **Wed Nov 07, 2018 8:43 pm**

PJ Harvey was dry not superdry.

Kiss her legs for retribution Psotto.

Posted: **Wed Nov 07, 2018 9:21 pm**

Blind Man's Galloping Horse

Posted: **Wed Nov 07, 2018 9:34 pm**

How do you know she doesn't talc around that zone as well, LeadBelly? She might not want chapped thighs. Last seen on the Burnley Mechanics stage about 30 years ago. I used to think she was quite sexy but I've gone off her.

Posted: **Wed Nov 07, 2018 10:00 pm**

Damo wrote:Not that clever then really

Agreed.
If the two molecules were bound to each other they'd be able to communicate without needing a mobile phone, wouldn't they.

Anyhow, I had trouble trying to convince the girl in the mobile phone shop that even if 02 was £1 a month cheaper or whatever it was, that I would never take out a contract with them as they sponsor the English rugby team. .......

Posted: **Wed Nov 07, 2018 10:01 pm**

Oh, and you can still buy Omo in Belgium.

Posted: **Wed Nov 07, 2018 10:07 pm**

Stalbansclaret wrote:Oh and bloody Superdry too. Worn by people old enough to know better.

Superdry is just wrong. The daughter has one and gets **** wet through every time it rains.

Posted: **Wed Nov 07, 2018 10:17 pm**

Then again there are some brand names for products that so exactly what they say on the can; I'd love to buy a can of this stuff:

https://www.nulon.com.au/products/aeros ... ne-starter" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Posted: **Wed Nov 07, 2018 10:57 pm**

ceborame wrote:O2 is two oxygen atoms chemically bound to form an oxygen molecule

So presumably the bind of the 2 atoms is a simile referencing the communication of 2 people

It was actually because oxygen is essential to life and they believed the services they provide are also essential to life. Frankly, I disagree.

Posted: **Wed Nov 07, 2018 11:03 pm**

Daddies Mayonnaise.

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