This board is getting rather heavy on politics again,so to lighten the mood we'll have something different.

Couple of easy clarets to start us off.

Paul Weller (musician)
Steve Davis (snooker player)

There must be more that you experts can conjure up.

Chris Wood (goalkeeper)

Kerry Dixon of Dock Green.

Chris Wood (golfer)

Stephen Ward - as portrayed by John Hurt in Scandal

James Morrison

Jim Morrison - The Doors
JimBob Morrison - Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine
(Both presumably born James)

Alan Smith - Arsenal striker/ former Crystal Palace manager

Peter Taylor - Cloughie's right hand man/ legend in his own lunchtime

levraiclaret wrote:Chris Wood (goalkeeper)

Just to be picky, the goalkeeper is Chris Woods

wilks_bfc wrote:Just to be picky, the goalkeeper is Chris Woods

Thanks.

Jon Harley, David’s son.

Paul Robinson - Neighbours character

Michael Jackson

Ronaldo......the other Ronaldo

Peter Swan - Stan
Peter Swan - ban

TheFamilyCat wrote:Paul Robinson - Neighbours character

That's very creative TFC.

Peter Jackson - spent a lot of time in a land of orcs and other wierd beasts

Peter Jackson - film director

Bill Holden- William Holden film star

Dave Thomas - Dave Thomas pro golfer

Jeff Hendrick
Jimi Hendrix


(Or at least some on here seem to think lmao)

Hulk

Nick Pope

But only one of which is bonkers

Chris Martin. Coldplay and striker once if Derby not sure who he plays for now.

2 obvious omissions.

Adolf Hitler - Left Back (occasional midfielder) Burton Albion 1978/79
Adolf Hitler - German Politician with humorous moustache (Around the 1960’s I think)

Peter Sutcliffe - Workington Town Centre Half 1946 to 1953
Pete Sutcliffe - Cuban heeled bearded West Yorkshire truck driver with a penchant for ball pein hammers and red light districts 1975 to 1981

Neville Chamberlain (Former PM)

Neville Chamberlain (Former Port Vale winger) and related to Alex Oxlaide Chamderlain I believe.

Pope John Paul - Pope
Pope John Paul - Polish Keeper - The original Holy Goalie

James Brown.

Jimmy Mac - Burnley legend.

Jimmy Mack - Martha Reeves and the Vandellas.

Okay not a real person but I quite like the idea.

houseboy wrote:Jimmy Mac - Burnley legend.

Jimmy Mack - Martha Reeves and the Vandellas.

Okay not a real person but I quite like the idea.

Trust you house
How about these

Socrates (Former Brazilian international / Greek philosopher)

Bismarck (Former Brazilian international / unifier of Germany)

Gladstone (Brazilian footballer / British Prime Minister)

Mozart (Brazilian footballer / Austrian composer)

Bosscat wrote:Trust you house
How about these

Socrates (Former Brazilian international / Greek philosopher)

Bismarck (Former Brazilian international / unifier of Germany)

Gladstone (Brazilian footballer / British Prime Minister)

Mozart (Brazilian footballer / Austrian composer)

All very up-market Boss. I don't remember Bismark the footballer though, who did he play for and when?

What about this one:

Kuntz - East German International.

Kuntz - half the people I know (forgive the poor spelling).

houseboy wrote:All very up-market Boss. I don't remember Bismark the footballer though, who did he play for and when?

What about this one:

Kuntz - East German International.

Kuntz - half the people I know (forgive the poor spelling).

Bismarck played for Brazil breifly in the late 80's

Don't have a clue which club he played for though... probably a Brazillian one

Bosscat wrote:Bismarck played for Brazil breifly in the late 80's

Don't have a clue which club he played for though... probably a Brazillian one

Ahh the magic of Google. Bismarck played for the first 6 years of his career for Vasco da Gama in Brazil but then moved to Japan where he played for a couple of clubs over 8 years (probably means he wasn't much good). He eventually went back to Brazil to join Fluminense (where he appears to have played no games at all) then a handful of games for a couple of others before he eventually called it a day in 2003. I get the impression that this guy wasn't exactly the second Pele.

houseboy wrote:Ahh the magic of Google. Bismarck played for the first 6 years of his career for Vasco da Gama in Brazil but then moved to Japan where he played for a couple of clubs over 8 years (probably means he wasn't much good). He eventually went back to Brazil to join Fluminense (where he appears to have played no games at all) then a handful of games for a couple of others before he eventually called it a day in 2003. I get the impression that this guy wasn't exactly the second Pele.

So he Sank without trace then

Olly and Imre Varadi

Andy Gray ex Wolves £1m player and former Sky Sports host
Andy Gray ex Crystal Palace player
Andy Gray ex Claret

TheFamilyCat wrote:James Morrison

Jim Morrison - The Doors
JimBob Morrison - Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine
(Both presumably born James)

Can make it even easier. There's this guy https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Morrison_(singer" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;)

Postby harpers_perm » Fri Nov 09, 2018 6:37 am

Pete Sutcliffe - Cuban heeled bearded West Yorkshire truck driver with a penchant for ball pein hammers and red light districts 1975 to 1981
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very well put

Paul Smith...... Burnley midfielder of ultimately unfulfilled promise
Paul Smith...... menswear guru whose name is on my after-shave bottle

Danny Karbassiyoon - american midfielder who played for Burnley and Arsenal
Kim Karbassiyoon - American reality television personality, entrepreneur and socialite

I`ll get mi coat !

Bosscat wrote:So he Sank without trace then

Oh FFS Boss, get your coat.

By the way do you know that after Mozart died he started decomposing?

George Boyd. Ever-running wide man.

Boyd George. Culture Club.

Ian Watkins.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RleE--HDBiU" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Oh wait, they're both musicians.

Paul France. Division four full back.

France. Country full of cheese eating surrender monkeys.

Steve Davis (1) Burnley legend
Steve Davis (2) Burnley legend
Steve Davis Snooker legend

Glen Little

Little Glen - a cattery in Leicester!!

Adrian LittleJohn - Former Sheff United Striker
Little John - Big fat b@$tard who was a mate of Robin Hood

Mike Stringfellow Leicester footballer.

Peter Stringfellow night club owner.

I haven't quite got the hang of this have I?

Gary Stevens Everton
Gary Stevens Tottenham
Must have been confusing when they both played together for England ( not to mention Trevor Steven!) especially when Bobby Robson was in charge! He once called Bryan Robson 'Bobby'....who replied 'no boss, you're Bobby - I'm Bryan' !!!!

Andy Farrell Burnley player/Rugby player
Mickey Finn Burnley player/T Rex percussionist
David Jones Burnley player/Monkees singer
James Milner Burnley player 1953/Liverpool player
Steve Thompson Burnley player/Steve Thompson another Burnley player
Joe Brown Burnley player 1953/Musician/Climber
Peter Haddock Burnley player/My pet fish