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"He's always offside, he's always offside, Chris Wood he's always offside"

“When he gets a goal then you’ll hear Turf Moor sing”


Won’t hear it for a while then

wilks_bfc wrote:“When he gets a goal then you’ll hear Turf Moor sing”


Won’t hear it for a while then

The lad just needs a goal his confidence has been shattered

Just out of interest, what was it that shattered his confidence?

Brilliant, cant wait to hear it Boxing day.

dougcollins wrote:Just out of interest, what was it that shattered his confidence?

The signing of Vydra.

Reecey1987 wrote:The lad just needs a goal his confidence has been shattered

That sir......is ball cocks!

I laughed at the producers comment of..
"He runs like he's carrying a fridge, but you can't pass at making a good Christmas song"

I don't have sound on my computer at work.

Anyone got the lyrics?

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Cracking .... Will it be sung round Turf Moor if he scores on Boxing day v Everton ? Hope so.

To the tune of Slade and Merry Christmas......

Well he cost a 15 million record fee.
To play with James Tarkowski and Ben Mee.
And he loves a towering header
And crosses from the wing
And when he scores you'll hear old Turf Moor sing.

So here he is Burnleys Chris Wood
He's a Kiwi plays up front
Scores on his debut
And its only just begun....

So here he is Burnleys Chris Wood
He's a Kiwi plays up front
Scores on his debut
And its only just begun....

I actually really like that.

Far too complex to be picked up by our speed singers of course, but good nonetheless.

I'd prefer him to be going for a song!

I like it

He's getting better he's now good Chris wood Chris wood

He once scored a goal,
Or did he score two maybe three
He shows for the ball
He Isnt that good but he’s our Chris Wood

Pity he's not Norwegian!

We could base it on the old Eddie Floyd song "Knock on Wood" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kceiks__PsE" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

We don't want to lose
The next game
That we've got
If we do it will surely
Surely, mean a lot
Coz our striker is better
Than any one we know
He is a wonder
He's like lightening
The way he shoots
is frightening
We better ( clap x3)
Count on Wood
Burnley
We're gonna ( clap x3)
Count on Wood

Fantastic!!

One of the comments on link...

"Here he is he is Chris Wood he’s the Kiwi plays up front ....
Linesman’s got his flag up
he’s offside again the %£&@"

Made me laugh

Hey Chris Wood
I wish you would
Put the ball between the wood
If you could you would
You would if you could
As sure as a bear shits in the woods
Chris Wood
Chris Wood.

Paul Weller - Wild Wood

Turf Moor, mid afternoon
Crosses fly by, you’ll head one soon
Knowing, just where you’re going
Getting to where you should be scoring

Don’t let, those misses make you frown
Those missed chances, getting you down
McNeil’s balls will bring you riches
All the good things you’ve missed ‘til now...

One for our fickle fans....

Chrissy Wood Chrissy Wood;
He used to be crap but now he is good.

Chrissy Wood Chrissy Wood
Last week he was shite but now he's alright.

HunterST_BFC wrote:One of the comments on link...

"Here he is he is Chris Wood he’s the Kiwi plays up front ....
Linesman’s got his flag up
he’s offside again the %£&@"

Made me laugh

If he gets some decent service he'll score goals. No wonder he's looked poor the first half of the season as we were mainly hoofing aimless diagonal balls up towards him.

jrgbfc wrote:If he gets some decent service he'll score goals. No wonder he's looked poor the first half of the season as we were mainly hoofing aimless diagonal balls up towards him.

Ha ha just tried to sing that then realised it was about your take on him lol

We used to have Rodriguez, Austin, Ings then Gray.
Now we have Chris Wood and we know he likes to stray.

But when the liners sleeping he will likely bag a goal, so all Wood haters really No F'all.


Wood and Barnes wood and Barnes wood and Barnes.

But isn't he crap?

A certain poster might well remember that.

He's good
He's good
He's Chris Kiwi Wood

( To Ebenezer Goode song)

I'll get my coat

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He's like thunder
Lightning
The way he scores them it's frightening
You'd better knock knock knock on Wood.

I'll get me coat...