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Crap drinks concoctions for Christmas
Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2018 3:43 pm
by Hendrickxz
C'mon, it's nearly the big day, let's lighten up and have a laugh. Everyone must know somebody who insists on drinking crap alcoholic drinks concoctions during the festive season. I'll start us off.I once worked with a bloke whose favourite tipple was Rum & Peppermint -- and that was all year round. My son in law also thinks Whisky and Coke is the way to go! (just wrong!) and I got ****** one Christmas on Gold Label Barley Wine -- about a dozen botttles of it. That was morw than 40 years ago and I have never touched a drop of the stuff since (can you even buy it nowadays?) What's on you gut-churners list?????

Re: Crap drinks concoctions for Christmas
Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2018 3:58 pm
by Bertiebeehead
Woke, white wine and coke.
Re: Crap drinks concoctions for Christmas
Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2018 4:06 pm
by Bosscat
Any thing with Coca Cola in it

bleeeeeeeuuuuch disgusting muck.
Stick to Beer especially Doom Bar now that's a drink

Re: Crap drinks concoctions for Christmas
Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2018 4:08 pm
by Fenwick
I remember my brother being given a drink called a sheep's brain in the pub one Christmas. Can't remember what went in it but it looked disgusting. And he saw it again later on.
Re: Crap drinks concoctions for Christmas
Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2018 4:15 pm
by Aclaret
Fenwick wrote:I remember my brother being given a drink called a sheep's brain in the pub one Christmas. Can't remember what went in it but it looked disgusting. And he saw it again later on.
Pint of Strongbow with a Bailey's dropped in ??
Think the idea is for the Bailey's to curdle in the cider.....Yes that's just what I thought.

Re: Crap drinks concoctions for Christmas
Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2018 4:40 pm
by Bosscat
Aclaret wrote:Pint of Strongbow with a Bailey's dropped in ??
Think the idea is for the Bailey's to curdle in the cider.....Yes that's just what I thought.

Aka Monkey Brain....
Any strong cider works...
White Lightning the favoured tipple of the Shadsworth Massive....
Drop in a Baileys and it congeals into a glutinous mass....
Re: Crap drinks concoctions for Christmas
Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2018 4:42 pm
by piston broke
Not an expert on crap drinks but I do like a baby guiness.
Re: Crap drinks concoctions for Christmas
Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2018 4:46 pm
by bodge
I bought Shane McGowan a drink in Filthy McNasty's in Islington in the 90's and his drink of choice was Cinzano and Cider, top bloke he was. Shameless name drop but worth a mention.
Re: Crap drinks concoctions for Christmas
Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2018 5:02 pm
by JohnMac
Rum and Pep was a traditional stomach settler before Jaegermeister was known about or for people without access to Benedictine

Re: Crap drinks concoctions for Christmas
Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2018 5:02 pm
by theroyaldyche
Power shandy
Smirnoff ice and moretti
Re: Crap drinks concoctions for Christmas
Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2018 5:18 pm
by Aclaret
theroyaldyche wrote:Power shandy
Smirnoff ice and moretti
Whooa, no thanks, think I will stick to my half of Bitter.
Re: Crap drinks concoctions for Christmas
Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2018 7:03 pm
by theroyaldyche
Aclaret wrote:Whooa, no thanks, think I will stick to my half of Bitter.
Goes down a treat
Re: Crap drinks concoctions for Christmas
Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2018 7:15 pm
by bfcjg
Guinness and black was popular in the early eighties. Yuk.
Re: Crap drinks concoctions for Christmas
Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2018 8:15 pm
by bfcpete
Gin and Milk wow

Re: Crap drinks concoctions for Christmas
Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2018 10:22 pm
by piston broke
bfcjg wrote:Guinness and black was popular in the early eighties. Yuk.
At the works club at Loveclough they had a poster on the wall with Guiness and 72 different mixers. Several regulars had initialled their way around the poster.
Re: Crap drinks concoctions for Christmas
Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2018 10:37 pm
by bfccrazy
One of my fav shots for parties etc is named the “cake”.
Invented it working behind a bar and it is half a Malibu/half a disarano/amaretto And a tiny drop of blue caracao in the top.
Tastes just like a Bakewell tart - definitely reccomend it to anyone stuck for something different when entertaining guests.
Re: Crap drinks concoctions for Christmas
Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2018 11:49 am
by Garnerssoap
Pink gin and purdeys- all that they had left on the Europa flight to Athens