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O/T the 3 persons least likely to get a dinner invite

Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2018 10:27 pm
by bobinho
For me...

Chris Evans. End up spending the evening talking about himself, and how my two other “guests” are his best mates. ****.

Tony Blair. Has nothing to say I’d ever want to listen to.

Miranda Hart. Least funny woman on the planet, and by some margin.

Re: O/T the 3 persons least likely to get a dinner invite

Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2018 10:30 pm
by Steve1956
Elton John
Nick Knowles
H from steps

Re: O/T the 3 persons least likely to get a dinner invite

Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2018 10:32 pm
by Murger
ImplodingTurtle
Alistair Campbell
Will Ferrell

Re: O/T the 3 persons least likely to get a dinner invite

Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2018 10:38 pm
by Pimlico_Claret
Piers Morgan
Robbie Savage
Kanye West

Re: O/T the 3 persons least likely to get a dinner invite

Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2018 10:43 pm
by ClaretTony
I don't think I could narrow it down to three

Re: O/T the 3 persons least likely to get a dinner invite

Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2018 10:47 pm
by Joe14
Coyle
Coyle
Coyle

(In that order!!)

Re: O/T the 3 persons least likely to get a dinner invite

Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2018 11:02 pm
by Wuggawumphwumph
Russell brand
George Galloway
Rita chackrabati (spel)

Re: O/T the 3 persons least likely to get a dinner invite

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2018 12:33 am
by Aclaret
Arsene Wenger.
Garth Crooks.
Paul Tierney.

Re: O/T the 3 persons least likely to get a dinner invite

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2018 12:38 am
by Wile E Coyote
Bin on't turf...he would just eat everything and vomit in the bushes.
Lord Beamish...he would just comment on what everyone already knew just happened.
Ian wright, he would just wring his hands , then splutter out words like wiv, and arsk, and Feo walcott.

Re: O/T the 3 persons least likely to get a dinner invite

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2018 8:56 am
by gawthorpe_view
Blair.
Campbell.
Mandelson.

Re: O/T the 3 persons least likely to get a dinner invite

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2018 11:18 am
by depechedingle
Mick Hucknall

Donald Trump

Owen Coyle

Re: O/T the 3 persons least likely to get a dinner invite

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2018 11:28 am
by Longsidelenny
Cricketfieldclaret coyle Simon garner

Re: O/T the 3 persons least likely to get a dinner invite

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2018 12:58 pm
by piston broke
BoJo
Piers Morgan
Katie Hopkins.
The sooner the 3 of them die the world will be a better place.

Re: O/T the 3 persons least likely to get a dinner invite

Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2018 12:12 pm
by tiger76
Gary Lineker
Ed Sheeran
Lily Allen

Re: O/T the 3 persons least likely to get a dinner invite

Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2018 12:18 pm
by Bertiebeehead
Nelson Mandela
Gerry Adams
Ant or Dec

Re: O/T the 3 persons least likely to get a dinner invite

Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2018 12:49 pm
by Silkyskills1
Flintoff, Johnathon Ross, Graham Norton. Plenty of others for a different week.

Re: O/T the 3 persons least likely to get a dinner invite

Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2018 12:55 pm
by Chobulous
Emily Thornbery, Jeremy Corbyn and Paul McCartney. I couldn’t stand tofu and quinoa bake.

Re: O/T the 3 persons least likely to get a dinner invite

Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2018 12:58 pm
by FactualFrank
Sarah Millican - her voice would make me want to choke her with my napkin.
Paddy McGuiness - already heard his 2 jokes, don't need to hear them again
Fredrick Flintoff - knows nothing about a lot

Re: O/T the 3 persons least likely to get a dinner invite

Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2018 1:27 pm
by Stalbansclaret
Fearne Cotton
Sam Allardyce
Joey Essex

Re: O/T the 3 persons least likely to get a dinner invite

Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2018 1:30 pm
by jrgbfc
Donald Trump
Jose Mourinho
Piers Morgan

Re: O/T the 3 persons least likely to get a dinner invite

Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2018 1:36 pm
by TheFamilyCat
piston broke wrote:BoJo
Piers Morgan
Katie Hopkins.
The sooner the 3 of them die the world will be a better place.
Get ‘em round, poison ‘em, job done.

Re: O/T the 3 persons least likely to get a dinner invite

Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2018 1:39 pm
by smudge
Tommy Robinson
Nigel Farage
Gordon Ramsey

Re: O/T the 3 persons least likely to get a dinner invite

Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2018 2:18 pm
by DomBFC1882
Diane Abbott
Jeremy Corbyn
Jordan Rhodes

Re: O/T the 3 persons least likely to get a dinner invite

Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2018 5:46 pm
by Healeywoodclaret
Kevin Friend
Jeremy Corbyn
Inchy

Re: O/T the 3 persons least likely to get a dinner invite

Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2018 5:59 pm
by Healeywoodclaret
Actually can I change that to Up the Beehole. What happened to him?

Re: O/T the 3 persons least likely to get a dinner invite

Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2018 6:03 pm
by FactualFrank
Healeywoodclaret wrote:Actually can I change that to Up the Beehole. What happened to him?
If we're including UTC posters, I'd need to hire this.

Re: O/T the 3 persons least likely to get a dinner invite

Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2018 6:04 pm
by Devils_Advocate
Healeywoodclaret wrote:Actually can I change that to Up the Beehole. What happened to him?
What about the homeless you dont have much time for them

Re: O/T the 3 persons least likely to get a dinner invite

Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2018 6:08 pm
by Healeywoodclaret
Devils_Advocate wrote:What about the homeless you dont have much time for them
Did you have any homeless around your Christmas table? Nah I thought not.

Re: O/T the 3 persons least likely to get a dinner invite

Posted: Mon Dec 31, 2018 6:09 pm
by Healeywoodclaret
Anyway what happened to your mate Up the Beehole?

Re: O/T the 3 persons least likely to get a dinner invite

Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2019 5:22 pm
by Squarepusher
Jordan Peterson
Jeremy Clarkson
Mr Blobby

Re: O/T the 3 persons least likely to get a dinner invite

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2019 2:24 am
by lostinthegame
Morrissey
Morrissey
Morrissey

Re: O/T the 3 persons least likely to get a dinner invite

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2019 6:15 am
by ayrshireclaret83
Tim Sherwood
Owen Coyle
Roman Pavlyuchenko

Re: O/T the 3 persons least likely to get a dinner invite

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2019 7:10 am
by Inchy
Healeywoodclaret wrote:Kevin Friend
Jeremy Corbyn
Inchy

What have I done to upset you?

Re: O/T the 3 persons least likely to get a dinner invite

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2019 7:32 am
by Suratclaret
Garth Crooks, Tony Blair and Jeremy Clarkson

Re: O/T the 3 persons least likely to get a dinner invite

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2019 8:03 am
by Dom
Gary Glitter
Rolf Harris
Cliff Richard

There's a common denominator between the three of them.... All terrible musicians.

Re: O/T the 3 persons least likely to get a dinner invite

Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2019 8:57 am
by Falcon
Jimmy Saville
Piers Morgan
Medusa