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`ammer the `ammers mutiny thread

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2018 8:40 am
by HiroshimaClaret
This might be hard for some to take (some more than others! :lol: ) but I`m turning my back on Madge. It is done with a heavy heart and it might enrage her disciples but I think she has taken away our focus, got us all in a tizz and we`ve all gone bloody soft! We need to regain focus for this HUGE game and a must-win in my eyes.

Not only am I saying "NO!" to the vixen that is Madge, but I`m knocking off the beer in a favour of the Japanese version of White Lightning. Something drastic and akin to going to the dark side, but I`m willing to sacrifice my brain for the good of the Clarets!!!!

Let`s go for it on this alternate thread and see where it takes us.

COME ON!!!!

いしょにいくとがんばってね!!!!!!!

I TURN TO SIGUR ROS FOR BRAIN STIMULATION AND INSPIRATION RATHER THAN MADGE WHO STIMULATES OTHER PARTS! JOIN ME!!!!

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Re: `ammer the `ammers mutiny thread

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2018 8:45 am
by SussexDon1inIreland
Come on Super Burnley

Re: `ammer the `ammers mutiny thread

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2018 8:47 am
by HiroshimaClaret
SussexDon1inIreland wrote:Come on Super Burnley
POSITIVITY OFF THE CHART ALREADY!!!! You negate my usual `negativity` with your super positivity!!!!! Welcome along, MORALE OFFICER!!!

Re: `ammer the `ammers mutiny thread

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2018 9:11 am
by Tall Paul
We're going to win today.

Re: `ammer the `ammers mutiny thread

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2018 9:17 am
by HiroshimaClaret
Tall Paul wrote:We're going to win today.
LOVE IT!!!!!

Re: `ammer the `ammers mutiny thread

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2018 9:18 am
by gawthorpe_view
That's the spirit.

Re: `ammer the `ammers mutiny thread

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2018 9:24 am
by burnleymik
Tarks hat-trick. Vydra To start and score. Dyche plays ultra attacking formation. Burnley win 5-0.

Too much?

Re: `ammer the `ammers mutiny thread

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2018 9:28 am
by HiroshimaClaret
burnleymik wrote:Tarks hat-trick. Vydra To start and score. Dyche plays ultra attacking formation. Burnley win 5-0.

Too much?
PERfECT!!!!!!!!!!! WE have to!!!!!!!

Re: `ammer the `ammers mutiny thread

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2018 9:50 am
by Goobs
Start of 5 wins on the bounce and an ascent to mid table obscurity :D

Re: `ammer the `ammers mutiny thread

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2018 9:50 am
by Jeremy_Bentham
. wonders how bad things have to get before the tinned food count makes a return.

Re: `ammer the `ammers mutiny thread

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2018 10:09 am
by claretblue
. wrote:. wonders how bad things have to get before the tinned food count makes a return.
17 succulent beans suspended in 104ml of juice! ;)

3 - 0 to the Clarets!

:D

Re: `ammer the `ammers mutiny thread

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2018 10:31 am
by HiroshimaClaret
I have to believe today!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: `ammer the `ammers mutiny thread

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2018 10:32 am
by HiroshimaClaret
PRAYING for a 4-3-2-1!

Re: `ammer the `ammers mutiny thread

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2018 10:55 am
by Marney&Mee
HiroshimaClaret wrote:PRAYING for a 4-3-2-1!
Can’t see that being the score HC...

Re: `ammer the `ammers mutiny thread

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2018 11:13 am
by karatekid
HiroshimaClaret wrote:PRAYING for a 4-3-2-1!
I think dusty bin has a chance of starting for us today. ;)

Re: `ammer the `ammers mutiny thread

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2018 11:32 am
by HiroshimaClaret
karatekid wrote:I think dusty bin has a chance of starting for us today. ;)
Loved that show!

Re: `ammer the `ammers mutiny thread

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2018 11:37 am
by bobinho
We’ll smash em.

Re: `ammer the `ammers mutiny thread

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2018 11:38 am
by Roosterbooster
HiroshimaClaret wrote:PRAYING for a 4-3-2-1!
I agree, with Hendrick in the 3 and licence to get forward, and Vydra & JBG just behind a lone striker (please not Wood)

Re: `ammer the `ammers mutiny thread

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2018 11:43 am
by HiroshimaClaret
Will settle for...

Pope (I know but hope!)
Bardsley Tarks Gibson Taylor
Hendrick Cork Westwood
Gudmundssson Vydra
Barnes

Re: `ammer the `ammers mutiny thread

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2018 11:44 am
by SGr
[A goalkeeper]
Bardsley Tarkowki Gibson Taylor
Hendrick Westwood
Gudmundsson Vydra McNeil
Barnes

Re: `ammer the `ammers mutiny thread

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2018 11:45 am
by HiroshimaClaret
Roosterbooster wrote:I agree, with Hendrick in the 3 and licence to get forward, and Vydra & JBG just behind a lone striker (please not Wood)
GREAT MINDS!!!!

Re: `ammer the `ammers mutiny thread

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2018 12:24 pm
by Roosterbooster
Either way, I have a feeling the team won’t be what most people are expecting

Re: `ammer the `ammers mutiny thread

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2018 12:27 pm
by HiroshimaClaret
Roosterbooster wrote:Either way, I have a feeling the team won’t be what most people are expecting
HOPE THAT Is NOT NEGATIVE!!!!!!

Re: `ammer the `ammers mutiny thread

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2018 12:40 pm
by midlander63
I will miss Madge and so should we all

But desperate times call for desperate measures so with a heavy heart - I am backing this thread!

Burnley to win 2 - 0!!!

Re: `ammer the `ammers mutiny thread

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2018 12:53 pm
by Buxtonclaret
. wrote:. wonders how bad things have to get before the tinned food count makes a return.
Only one word sums that up.

Skittlegate. :(

Re: `ammer the `ammers mutiny thread

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2018 12:58 pm
by Buxtonclaret
But what happens if a Madgeless thread doesn't work? :!:

What if she pouts, throws her makeup in a little bag and buggers back off to Gaul?
What if she refuses to come back and spends her days sulking, flicking snail shells at Rowls in his favourite eatery?


Too many 'What ifs'
Burnley to win 5-1!
The final two being converted penalties, both awarded in added time.

UTC

Re: `ammer the `ammers mutiny thread

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2018 1:01 pm
by The Enclosure
Heaton to play....well I reckon he will

Re: `ammer the `ammers mutiny thread

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2018 1:09 pm
by Safron
Long and Gibson for me something is not right with tarks and mee

Re: `ammer the `ammers mutiny thread

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2018 1:11 pm
by SGr
My sources inside the club inform me Gudmundsson and McNeil start today, with Heaton in goal

Re: `ammer the `ammers mutiny thread

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2018 1:16 pm
by Vegas Claret
SGr wrote:My sources inside the club inform me Gudmundsson and McNeil start today, with Heaton in goal
correct

Re: `ammer the `ammers mutiny thread

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2018 1:16 pm
by dermotdermot
Heaton!!!!!

Re: `ammer the `ammers mutiny thread

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2018 1:18 pm
by Vegas Claret
Image

Re: `ammer the `ammers mutiny thread

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2018 1:18 pm
by Safron
Just seen team news very surprised he sticks with mee and tarks yet again ,

Re: `ammer the `ammers mutiny thread

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2018 1:20 pm
by Vegas Claret
very strong West ham team

Arnautovic back, Anderson and Lucas Perez play

Re: `ammer the `ammers mutiny thread

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2018 1:21 pm
by Vegas Claret
who is 42 Koiki ?

Re: `ammer the `ammers mutiny thread

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2018 1:22 pm
by dermotdermot
He’s been on the bench before.

Re: `ammer the `ammers mutiny thread

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2018 1:22 pm
by Vegas Claret
Image

Re: `ammer the `ammers mutiny thread

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2018 1:23 pm
by JohnDearyMe
Vegas Claret wrote:who is 42 Koiki ?
Think he is a young left back

Re: `ammer the `ammers mutiny thread

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2018 1:25 pm
by Vegas Claret
such a shame Vydra isn't getting game time

Re: `ammer the `ammers mutiny thread

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2018 1:26 pm
by Narwhalchomper
Slightly disappointed with the team selection. I was hoping dyche would have seen that Barnes and wood don’t work together and finally given Vydra a go at things. Plus we are too weak in midfield and need Hendrick in there for his physicality if nothing else! But I hope he proves me wrong!

Re: `ammer the `ammers mutiny thread

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2018 1:27 pm
by JohnDearyMe
Vegas Claret wrote:such a shame Vydra isn't getting game time
Very strange. Definitely worth a go ahead of Wood at the moment

Re: `ammer the `ammers mutiny thread

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2018 1:33 pm
by Buxtonclaret
Think both Wood and Mee are lucky to keep their places.

Re: `ammer the `ammers mutiny thread

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2018 1:49 pm
by burnleymik
Okay time to get some positivity. Rock solid defence and a good 3-1 win. COYC!

Re: `ammer the `ammers mutiny thread

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2018 1:58 pm
by HiroshimaClaret
Both kids in my bed and the wife already asleep. It`s a nailed on win!!!!!

COME ON!!!!!!!

Re: `ammer the `ammers mutiny thread

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2018 1:59 pm
by Tribesmen
Afternoon all from a dry and very mild Galway as it must be about 10c at the moment .
Hummmm today not sure what to expect , home alone as the wife is on some spa treatment so one bottle of wine down and have said not a drop to pass my lips lips before full time , hey so what now a very nice bottle of chard is waiting for a win and i promise not to even to look it until full time .
Love the Clarets , can the players do it for me ?

Re: `ammer the `ammers mutiny thread

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2018 2:01 pm
by dermotdermot
Two match day threads on the go. I reckon we should stick with this one.

Re: `ammer the `ammers mutiny thread

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2018 2:06 pm
by HiroshimaClaret
dermotdermot wrote:Two match day threads on the go. I reckon we should stick with this one.
IT`S A ONE OFF!!!!!!! Madge needs a rest!

Re: `ammer the `ammers mutiny thread

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2018 2:15 pm
by tiger76
Buxtonclaret wrote:Think both Wood and Mee are lucky to keep their places.
And Cork.

Re: `ammer the `ammers mutiny thread

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2018 2:18 pm
by burnleymik
Good start...

Re: `ammer the `ammers mutiny thread

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2018 2:20 pm
by joey13
Heaton should score there , sorry Barnes