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Top Class Sex

Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2019 8:56 pm
by Pstotto
The trouble with top class sex is that it's like top class everything else. You have 0.001 second to react and score and then it's gone.

The agony of it...

Anyway, the closer to the top class prize the more pain, so maybe this afternoon's agony I'll take it as a positive (but not really.)

Wetherspoons next.

Re: Top Class Sex

Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2019 9:00 pm
by cricketfieldclarets
Youve not snapped something...?

Re: Top Class Sex

Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2019 9:01 pm
by Pstotto
The trouble is that if you go lower... Lower wants lower! Anyway I've learned a lesson in this life:

Life is a game of moving goalposts.

Yes Cricketfield, all the synapses in my brain. I'm just sweeping the remains of myself off the floor and seeing if I can collage a likeness of before.

Re: Top Class Sex

Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2019 9:01 pm
by Bosscat
Pstotto wrote:The trouble with top class sex is that it's like top class everything else. You have 0.001 second to react and score and then it's gone.

The agony of it...

Anyway, the closer to the top class prize the more pain, so maybe this afternoon's agony I'll take it as a positive (but not really.)

Wetherspoons next.
More water with it PST lad next time ffs

Re: Top Class Sex

Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2019 9:05 pm
by Pstotto
I get over excited.

Re: Top Class Sex

Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2019 9:15 pm
by Aclaret
Be careful with the collage Pstotto, make sure you find all the pieces.

Re: Top Class Sex

Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2019 9:35 pm
by Dark Cloud
Well he won't find all the pieces in Weatherspoons!! :roll:

Re: Top Class Sex

Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2019 11:19 pm
by COBBLE
I'm just sweeping the remains of myself off the floor and seeing if I can collage a likeness of before.

I just wish I could express myself like this.

Re: Top Class Sex

Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2019 11:54 pm
by bobinho
Seriously, get off the gear mate.

Re: Top Class Sex

Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2019 11:56 pm
by duncandisorderly
cricketfieldclarets wrote:Youve not snapped something...?
You had to ask.....

Re: Top Class Sex

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 12:30 am
by Pstotto
Stop the world, I want to get off the white heat of despair... bobinho I haven't had any drugs since July and I've been ill ever since. I'm having a brain scan in February, there's a firework going off in the wrong place.

Cobble, I now understand that the scriptwriters of Tom and Jerry have obviously been in similar circumstances.

I chose life tonight and went for a drink, anyway if I see that babe again I'll say that it's your choice honey, you've just said goodbye to a fifty million quid divorce settlement.

Re: Top Class Sex

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 2:44 pm
by Spaceman
Wonderful stuff, keep it up. Ever try ever fail, no matter, try again, fail better.
Posh birds are sexy though.

Re: Top Class Sex

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 3:22 pm
by LS7
So you nearly scored with a posh bird in the middle of the afternoon and then headed to Wetherspoons for another throw of the dice ? Good on you for getting out and about with no drugs. I hope you have not been introducing these ladies to your wilder conspiracy theories however.

Re: Top Class Sex

Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2019 7:06 pm
by Pstotto
... Just the usual chit chat. As it happens, I've chatted to her before and I opened with the same thing and then I realized it was her. If you don't recognize them and fancy them twice, it's a positive.